Annealyze
@annealyze.bsky.social
Doomscroller (at least for the next 4 yrs), mom, wife, Chicagoan, public school parent, former lawyer
I am simultaneously repulsed and intrigued. And, unfortunately, my slime mold problem continues… Is there something safe I can use to stop it?
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I am simultaneously repulsed and intrigued. And, unfortunately, my slime mold problem continues… Is there something safe I can use to stop it?
I was at the Cheesecake Factory in Chicago the 1990’s (it was cooler back then??) and Muhammad Ali was also eating there. When he got up to leave, everyone literally started clapping, and gave him a standing ovation….
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I was at the Cheesecake Factory in Chicago the 1990’s (it was cooler back then??) and Muhammad Ali was also eating there. When he got up to leave, everyone literally started clapping, and gave him a standing ovation….
An elevator ride with a chatty Jesse Jackson (late 1999’s Chicago)
July 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
An elevator ride with a chatty Jesse Jackson (late 1999’s Chicago)
More! Ugh! It’s like The Last of Us…
July 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
More! Ugh! It’s like The Last of Us…
Yes, I had the same thing appear in my mulch today!! First time ever. Looked exactly like dog vomit. Now I have an answer.
July 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yes, I had the same thing appear in my mulch today!! First time ever. Looked exactly like dog vomit. Now I have an answer.
I can’t even follow this rambling…..
July 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I can’t even follow this rambling…..
I mean, that’s exactly what it was. Possibly my dad got the idea from that show?
July 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I mean, that’s exactly what it was. Possibly my dad got the idea from that show?
Omg we had “soda milk” in my house (in the 70’s) as a treat. I seriously can’t believe I drank that….happily.
July 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Omg we had “soda milk” in my house (in the 70’s) as a treat. I seriously can’t believe I drank that….happily.
I dunno. The karaoke cam is pretty fun
July 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I dunno. The karaoke cam is pretty fun
No, I just confirmed on Hulu that I was also behind and ready to start season 3. But I actually really liked the first 2 seasons?
July 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No, I just confirmed on Hulu that I was also behind and ready to start season 3. But I actually really liked the first 2 seasons?
Nooooo… I was looking forward to the new season. Guess I need to readjust my expectations. Or skip altogether?!?
July 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Nooooo… I was looking forward to the new season. Guess I need to readjust my expectations. Or skip altogether?!?
I mean, I think this is 💯 accurate. But as a parent with adult kids in this age bracket, I feel like society would benefit from doing more than calling them losers. The impact of phones, social media, etc. is a huge problem…
July 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I mean, I think this is 💯 accurate. But as a parent with adult kids in this age bracket, I feel like society would benefit from doing more than calling them losers. The impact of phones, social media, etc. is a huge problem…
Ah, well my teen daughter filled me in. Alex Cooper started as a podcast host (Call Her Daddy) that focused on sex, relationships, etc. and has built a 100+ million dollar media empire. Good on her! But she seemed super drunk last night….
July 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ah, well my teen daughter filled me in. Alex Cooper started as a podcast host (Call Her Daddy) that focused on sex, relationships, etc. and has built a 100+ million dollar media empire. Good on her! But she seemed super drunk last night….
I was there and yikes! Guy sitting next to me with his young son (both in Cardinals jerseys) said I told my kid we had to stay for the seventh inning stretch but did not expect this.
July 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I was there and yikes! Guy sitting next to me with his young son (both in Cardinals jerseys) said I told my kid we had to stay for the seventh inning stretch but did not expect this.
Meanwhile, I only started confidently using a semicolon in my 40’s
July 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Meanwhile, I only started confidently using a semicolon in my 40’s
When a picture tells a thousand words…
July 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When a picture tells a thousand words…
The Crying Game — which ended up being an unplanned litmus test
June 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Crying Game — which ended up being an unplanned litmus test
Be thankful it’s not six 8-year-old boys….
June 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Be thankful it’s not six 8-year-old boys….
Was just humming along myself… hey, Chicago, what do you say…
June 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Was just humming along myself… hey, Chicago, what do you say…
10/10 I ordered a year subscription for my brother’s birthday — he just received his first issue and said it was “brilliant, even the ads are funny”
June 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
10/10 I ordered a year subscription for my brother’s birthday — he just received his first issue and said it was “brilliant, even the ads are funny”
My daughter is a diver, and my husband never gets tired of cracking triple lindy jokes
June 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My daughter is a diver, and my husband never gets tired of cracking triple lindy jokes
I like that he just kept talking right over her and reiterating his point…
June 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I like that he just kept talking right over her and reiterating his point…
Received a text alert that police evacuated the AU dorms nearby (which are open for summer school and summer rental). Hope this person is safely brought down
June 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Received a text alert that police evacuated the AU dorms nearby (which are open for summer school and summer rental). Hope this person is safely brought down