I just saw If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and it’s the horror movie of the year. Love to be reaffirmed of my life choices.

If your surprise is at my employment then sadly (but thankfully) I have no photographic evidence, but I was recently scanning my yearbook for something else so I remembered I had this to corroborate. :)

Me at the Task premiere (as a former Rita’s employee, Long Island chapter)

Please counterpoint was is good about any of this, because it just reads like hell to me. Without having seen this Sphere version, my biggest gripe is cutting 20 minutes of the film?? That has nothing to do with reformatting for the space, it’s just someone’s (bad) preference and supremely bullshit.

My current policy with Twitter is “look but don’t touch” and goddamn I’m so glad I saw this tonight. Thank you, @electrolemon.bsky.social for making me guffaw at 2am.

Per @mattbelloni.bsky.social tonight. Write those comedy specs, people, let’s fill that gap:

Tonight I watched Pee-wee’s Big Adventure for the first time. So good!! Pee-wee really freaked me out as a kid, but the incredible Paul Reubens docuseries made me fall absolutely in love with the man and the character. I also watched the HBO stage show special. Here’s a snippet of my delight. <3

I don’t know how the general public feels about The Studio but I fucking love it and I fucking love working in the biz. I talk like this with my friends and we immediately know what the other is on about and it makes me smile. Globes ep was great. Ike is a damn genius. Best Supporting Actor on LOCK.

Is this how I find out I’m old and out of touch? Or is it just my verbosity showing? :)

Also loved this moment about giving a necessary note as it is very much my ethos… until she choked a moment later and revealed herself to be a hack like the rest hahaha all these fuckers are so inept it’s hilarious, and sad. Actually Sal is pretty effective in his hackery so props to him.

For my fellow peak millennials without a clue about the sports stuff that is happening right now (the other place is still good for something from time to time):

For no reason at all, everyone in Hollywood should have been heeding the wise words of Michael Lynton from TEN YEARS AGO. Or you know, don’t, so you can eventually be exposed for the trash heap you are with receipts aplenty.

Bluesky crew! Sharing my great news here too that the movie I produced, I’m “George Lucas”: A Connor Ratliff Story, is World Premiering at Slamdance in the Documentary Features competition, with our first screening on Saturday night! WOW.
Buy your tickets/passes now: linktr.ee/georgelucasdoc

Criminal behavior. How is this not on Disney+, or anywhere else to stream?? We have no stewards of the industry running this place. :/