Anime Dad
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Dave - Raleigh - he/him - weird man doing his best
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
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had a thought i had to get out of my head
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
had a thought i had to get out of my head
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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this is one of my favorite far sides. it’s silky and has an even greater hallucinatory quality than his usual stuff and it just gets me every time, but i rarely see it listed among the best of the strip
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
this is one of my favorite far sides. it’s silky and has an even greater hallucinatory quality than his usual stuff and it just gets me every time, but i rarely see it listed among the best of the strip
I started playing the soccer rpg game and I can't stop laughing at how much the first guy who joins you is a Jojo
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I started playing the soccer rpg game and I can't stop laughing at how much the first guy who joins you is a Jojo
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In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
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So i gave Wooloo a gun
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So i gave Wooloo a gun
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
@jellopy.bsky.social hey long time no talk friend! Can I check out your letterbox?! I have a link and think you are a cool person I want to learn more from
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@jellopy.bsky.social hey long time no talk friend! Can I check out your letterbox?! I have a link and think you are a cool person I want to learn more from
Did anyone get a picture of Stormy with the where's caroline sign? I need it badly #letsgoCanes
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Did anyone get a picture of Stormy with the where's caroline sign? I need it badly #letsgoCanes
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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I’ve been having to post this way too often lately
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’ve been having to post this way too often lately
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better luck next time
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
better luck next time
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AP CALLED IT FOR MAMDANI AND THEY STARTED PLAYING THE PINA COLADA SONG
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
AP CALLED IT FOR MAMDANI AND THEY STARTED PLAYING THE PINA COLADA SONG