JD
@animalstressdreams.bsky.social
I made this painting for @crannyboy.bsky.social after receiving a series of visual messages from the nether world, and if you carve a turnip really good you get a chance to win it!! 🔪 🔪
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I made this painting for @crannyboy.bsky.social after receiving a series of visual messages from the nether world, and if you carve a turnip really good you get a chance to win it!! 🔪 🔪
This is what I say to myself every time I get on here and see all of you posting jokes and your art and whatnot
October 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is what I say to myself every time I get on here and see all of you posting jokes and your art and whatnot
I finally finished this big old slutty painting 🐅🐅
Stage presence 58"x72" oil and acrylic on canvas
Stage presence 58"x72" oil and acrylic on canvas
October 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I finally finished this big old slutty painting 🐅🐅
Stage presence 58"x72" oil and acrylic on canvas
Stage presence 58"x72" oil and acrylic on canvas
Actually I am in distress but ok
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Actually I am in distress but ok
Circular thirst
Oil on canvas 16"x20" 2025 🦟🦟🦟
Oil on canvas 16"x20" 2025 🦟🦟🦟
September 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Circular thirst
Oil on canvas 16"x20" 2025 🦟🦟🦟
Oil on canvas 16"x20" 2025 🦟🦟🦟
Opening up
Graphite on paper 11.5"x15" 2023
Graphite on paper 11.5"x15" 2023
September 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Opening up
Graphite on paper 11.5"x15" 2023
Graphite on paper 11.5"x15" 2023
Love a bitch who just looms over everyone not giving a fuck
September 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Love a bitch who just looms over everyone not giving a fuck
My main job is low-key getting defunded, but I've got some other business deals coming through
August 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My main job is low-key getting defunded, but I've got some other business deals coming through
A painting from 2023 I'd like to do a bigger, better version of sometime
August 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A painting from 2023 I'd like to do a bigger, better version of sometime
I apologize for my last post, which was censored due to its explicit depiction of sex. Here's a different drawing I made in 2022
August 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I apologize for my last post, which was censored due to its explicit depiction of sex. Here's a different drawing I made in 2022
A drawing from 2022
August 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A drawing from 2022
DISGUSTING painting from 2023
The interloper, oil on panel 30"x60"
The interloper, oil on panel 30"x60"
July 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
DISGUSTING painting from 2023
The interloper, oil on panel 30"x60"
The interloper, oil on panel 30"x60"
To thrive
oil on canvas 8"x10"
oil on canvas 8"x10"
July 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
To thrive
oil on canvas 8"x10"
oil on canvas 8"x10"
Be a stiletto in a roomful of Hats
July 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Be a stiletto in a roomful of Hats
Silly little painting I did ngl
July 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Silly little painting I did ngl
Goodbye Sex World, the world will be less sex without you 💔🫡💦
July 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Goodbye Sex World, the world will be less sex without you 💔🫡💦
HBD @rinbcage.bsky.social you're imbued with such a brilliant spirit it makes my f'n head explode!! 🎉🎈
June 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HBD @rinbcage.bsky.social you're imbued with such a brilliant spirit it makes my f'n head explode!! 🎉🎈
Fountain fight (Destroy yourselves for the rest of us)
Oil on canvas 40"x48"
Oil on canvas 40"x48"
May 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fountain fight (Destroy yourselves for the rest of us)
Oil on canvas 40"x48"
Oil on canvas 40"x48"
Feel lucky you're not dating me bc I'll regularly pull up stuff like this on my phone and be like "is this what my art looks like? 😕"
May 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Feel lucky you're not dating me bc I'll regularly pull up stuff like this on my phone and be like "is this what my art looks like? 😕"
Hope everyone had a good 4/20 Easter weekend
April 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hope everyone had a good 4/20 Easter weekend
A monoprint I made today. The color relationships kinda suck but..who cares, it was quick and it's funny !!
March 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A monoprint I made today. The color relationships kinda suck but..who cares, it was quick and it's funny !!
I cannot be the only mf who loves to be surrounded by radiant light!
March 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I cannot be the only mf who loves to be surrounded by radiant light!
I've been doing a printmaking residency in New Ulm! These are some quick monoprints I made today of some statues around town!!
A lion, an angel, a cow
A lion, an angel, a cow
March 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I've been doing a printmaking residency in New Ulm! These are some quick monoprints I made today of some statues around town!!
A lion, an angel, a cow
A lion, an angel, a cow