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@animalamonghumans.bsky.social
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c programmer
mushroom enthusiast
trans furry
apparently an artist
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animalamonghumans.bsky.social
holy shit i actually hate red hat no way
A Red Hat help article for their products that requires a paid subscription to view.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
it was dns
Including results for alpine linux dns issue Search only for alpine mount bad address
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
no fucking way
No results found for gender affirming thinkpad
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
The amount of pluses you can obtain is not capped. However, ROBLOX can only support TextLabels with 199,999 characters, meaning the maximum amount of +'s you can theoretically obtain in the CEIJTUIFUHQJUTUDYQB display is 199,998. It would take the player roughly 4,874,928 seconds, or just short of 56½ days, of non-stop running to reach this rank. While there is no badge for this achievement, any players who succeed might develop carpal tunnel syndrome as a reward.[6]
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
lmao?
Not many results contain trustworthy Search only for "trustworthy" cloud hosting services?
September 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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still giggling at this 24 hours later
September 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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A Discord pop-up saying the uploaded file exceeds the size limit of 10 MB. On the left, the gallery app showing the same file's size being 7.8 MB, which is very well under 10 MB.
September 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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fuck you, you know what i want
The Discord emoji selector with “mpreg” in the search and text saying “No emojis match your search”
September 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Oh.
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August 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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panda
August 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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☹️
A screenshot of Tetris. A misdrop covers a hole with pending quad potential, and only a quad is needed to finish the game.
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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what does this have to do with anything 😭
An article on bare-metal programming, with a page-wide image of the cover of Atomic Habits spontaneously interjected into the middle of it. A continuation of the article on bare-metal programming, with absolutely 0 mention of the massive image that just interrupted it.
August 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
where the fuck am i rn
A screenshot of a furniture website, maybe..? It’s all in Dutch and I have no context otherwise.
August 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
the smiley face at the end means it's okay, right?
A screenshot of a bootloader printing strange symbols into a terminal after initialising.
July 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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i dont know what to caption this. hopefully ive found myself
A screenshot of my old bio A screenshot of my new bio, with “gay furry” changed to “trans furry”
July 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
oh you gotta be fucking kidding me
A partial readout of my Alpine password file, with the words "Squid" and "games" boxed in red.
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
my gcc is 5 major versions out of date but LOOK at those differences

gcc more than **doubles** the output binary size and takes 60% longer to run than handwritten assembly.

humans still have a chance (as of whenever gcc 10 released)
June 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
C if it was evil
Two panes in tmux. The top one shows code, and the bottom shows an output. The top includes the "dlfcn" header for dynamic library loading, and typedefs size_t and ssize_t as void pointers. The main function is defined as returning void, and the write() syscall is imported inside the program instead of in the beginning. All of this is incorrect. The compiler only raises 1 warning and dutifully prints "Hello, world!".
June 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
when i say foo, you say bar!
Compiling and running a program in a terminal. It prints Foo! and segfaults.
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
one of my more intelligent moments
2 lines of code defining an array of characters initialized to 0, then memsetting it to 0 immediately after. The memset is pointless, because the bytes are already initialized to 0.
June 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
the woke are INVADING my programming language
A screenshot from the Python documentation showing a string method called "maketrans".
May 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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this language CANNOT be real
A split terminal. On the left is Python code that creates a 3 by 3 grid, prints it, sets 1 value of the grid, and prints it again. On the left is the return of that code, showing that it actually set 3 values. My best guess is that creating multiples of a list doesn't create new lists; it just creates new spots for one list to go in, so when you set a value in one spot, it sets that value in the other duplicates of that list too.
May 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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i love this website
“man i wish minecraft java was as fast as bedrock” View full theead “how about you learn to get off my ass and find a girlfriend”
May 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
animalamonghumans.bsky.social
what i say good morning to every day
A split terminal with 4 panes: Vim, in the top left; w3m, in both panes on the right; and a pane for running make.
May 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM