Evil Axolotl
@angryaxolotl80.bsky.social
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
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Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
🚫porn🚫crypto🚫scammers🚫MAGAts
My eyes aren't what they used to be. I thought they were giant dildo centerpieces. 🤣
August 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My eyes aren't what they used to be. I thought they were giant dildo centerpieces. 🤣
Netanyahu knew the attack was going to happen and let it happen. He did it so he could stay in power. Right-wing fascists will do anything to stay in power.
August 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Netanyahu knew the attack was going to happen and let it happen. He did it so he could stay in power. Right-wing fascists will do anything to stay in power.
M.A.D. Mutually Assured Destruction. The people with the list are on the list.
July 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
M.A.D. Mutually Assured Destruction. The people with the list are on the list.
It's forward-thinking. They knew they had an issue and resolved to solve it. Things can be fixed if profit isn't the sole motive.
July 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's forward-thinking. They knew they had an issue and resolved to solve it. Things can be fixed if profit isn't the sole motive.
Are they finally making way for the intergalactic spaceway? Don't forget your towel!
July 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Are they finally making way for the intergalactic spaceway? Don't forget your towel!
You buy them books and send them to school, and they're still Sofa King Stew Ped! P2025 wants us back in the Stone Age.
July 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You buy them books and send them to school, and they're still Sofa King Stew Ped! P2025 wants us back in the Stone Age.
Bolsonaro also tried to overthrow his government after he lost the election, so Trump sees him as a kindred spirit.
July 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bolsonaro also tried to overthrow his government after he lost the election, so Trump sees him as a kindred spirit.
The only place that billionaires belong is in Titan 2.0!
July 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The only place that billionaires belong is in Titan 2.0!
Fun fact: Sugar Gliders are a type of possum!
July 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fun fact: Sugar Gliders are a type of possum!
It's easy to point out specific examples for each of these signs 👇
July 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's easy to point out specific examples for each of these signs 👇
Ask and you shall receive. This is a western pygmy possum from Australia!
July 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ask and you shall receive. This is a western pygmy possum from Australia!
My parents were dysfunctional to say the least, but they told me growing up that you should treat others as you would like to be treated. They also taught me to imagine myself in someone else's shoes, and to think about how I would feel in that situation. No religion required!
July 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My parents were dysfunctional to say the least, but they told me growing up that you should treat others as you would like to be treated. They also taught me to imagine myself in someone else's shoes, and to think about how I would feel in that situation. No religion required!
I tried that for years....
July 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I tried that for years....
PAB TACO's personal Schutzstaffel!
July 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
PAB TACO's personal Schutzstaffel!
Before my time, but this seems like a fun toy!
July 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Before my time, but this seems like a fun toy!
