Evil Axolotl
@angryaxolotl80.bsky.social
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
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Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
🚫porn🚫crypto🚫scammers🚫MAGAts
Are they finally making way for the intergalactic spaceway? Don't forget your towel!
July 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Are they finally making way for the intergalactic spaceway? Don't forget your towel!
You buy them books and send them to school, and they're still Sofa King Stew Ped! P2025 wants us back in the Stone Age.
July 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You buy them books and send them to school, and they're still Sofa King Stew Ped! P2025 wants us back in the Stone Age.
The only place that billionaires belong is in Titan 2.0!
July 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The only place that billionaires belong is in Titan 2.0!
Fun fact: Sugar Gliders are a type of possum!
July 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fun fact: Sugar Gliders are a type of possum!
It's easy to point out specific examples for each of these signs 👇
July 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's easy to point out specific examples for each of these signs 👇
Ask and you shall receive. This is a western pygmy possum from Australia!
July 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Ask and you shall receive. This is a western pygmy possum from Australia!
I tried that for years....
July 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I tried that for years....
PAB TACO's personal Schutzstaffel!
July 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
PAB TACO's personal Schutzstaffel!
Before my time, but this seems like a fun toy!
July 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Before my time, but this seems like a fun toy!
I already hid a post by one who replied with a random picture of people trying to deflect. They are consistent, if nothing else.
July 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I already hid a post by one who replied with a random picture of people trying to deflect. They are consistent, if nothing else.
Since Luigi is in jail, I would be happy if his brother Mario could lend a hand!
July 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Since Luigi is in jail, I would be happy if his brother Mario could lend a hand!
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a “Pizzly Bear.”
July 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a “Pizzly Bear.”
Random fun fact: Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.
July 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Random fun fact: Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.
Is it coming in two weeks?
July 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Is it coming in two weeks?
If three people are sitting at a table and a Nazi sits down. How many Nazi's are sitting at the table? Four. The answer is four! Silence is complicity.
July 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If three people are sitting at a table and a Nazi sits down. How many Nazi's are sitting at the table? Four. The answer is four! Silence is complicity.
