Evil Axolotl
@angryaxolotl80.bsky.social
“Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
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Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
🚫porn🚫crypto🚫scammers🚫MAGAts
This asshat put people's lives at risk, and he is seeing zero consequences! 🤬🤬🤬
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Charges dropped against Utah doctor accused of throwing away $28,000 in COVID vaccine doses
The federal government has dismissed charges against a Utah plastic surgeon accused of throwing away COVID-19 vaccines worth thousands of dollars during the pandemic.
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July 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This asshat put people's lives at risk, and he is seeing zero consequences! 🤬🤬🤬
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The horrific death toll in Texas was avoidable. Not all of them can be tied to the feet of Trump, but even one is too many. As he dismantles government agencies, remember this is all a grift.
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Trump appointees have ties to companies that stand to benefit from privatizing weather forecasts
Downsizing at the National Weather Service appears to be part of an effort by Republicans to privatize such agencies.
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July 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The horrific death toll in Texas was avoidable. Not all of them can be tied to the feet of Trump, but even one is too many. As he dismantles government agencies, remember this is all a grift.
apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com/article/trum...
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a “Pizzly Bear.”
July 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a “Pizzly Bear.”
Random fun fact: Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.
July 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Random fun fact: Canadians say “sorry” so much that a law was passed in 2009 declaring that an apology can’t be used as evidence of admission to guilt.
The first step to a real Jurassic Park!
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'Lord of the Rings' director backs long shot de-extinction plan, starring New Zealand's lost moa
Filmmaker Peter Jackson's fascination with a large extinct New Zealand bird has led to an unusual partnership with a biotech company known for its grand and controversial plans to bring back lost spec...
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July 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The first step to a real Jurassic Park!
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So much for the illusion of separation of church and state. One step closer to a theocracy.
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IRS says churches can now endorse political candidates
Since 1954, an IRS rule had barred houses of worship from explicitly endorsing political candidates.
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July 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So much for the illusion of separation of church and state. One step closer to a theocracy.
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This is a thumbs up from an actual assassination survivor!
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Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman, shot 9 times by a man posing as an officer, leaves the hospital
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Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman, shot 9 times by a man posing as an officer, leaves the hospital
Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman, shot 9 times by a man posing as an officer, leaves the hospital
A Minnesota state senator who was shot nine times during an attack in June has been moved to a rehabilitation facility.
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July 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is a thumbs up from an actual assassination survivor!
apnews.com/article/minn...
Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman, shot 9 times by a man posing as an officer, leaves the hospital
apnews.com/article/minn...
Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman, shot 9 times by a man posing as an officer, leaves the hospital
PAB TACO thinks that this is all "One Big Beautiful" reality TV show! Someone needs to give this Stew Ped Phuqq a reality check!
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Trump suggests hosting UFC matches at the White House
US President Donald Trump said Thursday that he’s thinking of staging a UFC match on the White House grounds with upwards 20,000 spectators to celebrate 250 years of American independence.
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July 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
PAB TACO thinks that this is all "One Big Beautiful" reality TV show! Someone needs to give this Stew Ped Phuqq a reality check!
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What kind of country militarizes its border? We join the countries of North Korea, India, Pakistan, Israel, Syria, Bangladesh, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and China. Good job MAGA!
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US expands militarized zones to 1/3 of southern border, stirring controversy
Annexed militarized zones will soon cover nearly one-third of the U.S. border with Mexico, empowering soldiers to arrest people who cross the border illegally.
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July 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What kind of country militarizes its border? We join the countries of North Korea, India, Pakistan, Israel, Syria, Bangladesh, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and China. Good job MAGA!
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apnews.com/article/bord...
I wasn't added to the latest Signal chat, so........
July 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wasn't added to the latest Signal chat, so........
You are a disgrace. Resign and let someone that actually does what the constituents want take your place. Is this the greatest country you speak of? Move there!
July 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You are a disgrace. Resign and let someone that actually does what the constituents want take your place. Is this the greatest country you speak of? Move there!
Does anyone want to take a trip with me?
July 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Does anyone want to take a trip with me?
Shitler's and DeathSatan's concentration camp is officially open!
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July 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Shitler's and DeathSatan's concentration camp is officially open!
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This would be amazing to see in person!
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Rare cloud amazes beachgoers and weather experts in Portugal
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Rare cloud amazes beachgoers and weather experts in Portugal
Rare cloud amazes beachgoers and weather experts in Portugal
Portugal like much of Europe has been experiencing a heat wave in recent days, but another rare weather phenomenon also gripped many beachgoers trying to survive the warm temperatures by the sea.
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July 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This would be amazing to see in person!
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Rare cloud amazes beachgoers and weather experts in Portugal
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Rare cloud amazes beachgoers and weather experts in Portugal
The inmates are running the asylum!
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Ex-FBI agent charged in Capitol riot now works on Justice Department's 'weaponization' task force
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Ex-FBI agent charged in Capitol riot now works on Justice Department's 'weaponization' task force
Ex-FBI agent charged in Capitol riot now works on Justice Department's 'weaponization' task force
A former FBI agent who was charged with joining a mob’s attack on the U.S. Capitol and cheering on rioters is now working as an adviser to the Justice Department official overseeing its “weaponization...
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July 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The inmates are running the asylum!
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Ex-FBI agent charged in Capitol riot now works on Justice Department's 'weaponization' task force
apnews.com/article/fbi-...
Ex-FBI agent charged in Capitol riot now works on Justice Department's 'weaponization' task force
Random Post of the day. A feel-good story!
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Rejected by his mother, a rare wild Asian horse foal finds a new mom in a grieving domestic mare
A rare Przewalski’s horse foal named Marat is thriving at the Minnesota Zoo, thanks to an unusual surrogate.
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July 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Random Post of the day. A feel-good story!
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Eat more stickers!
June 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Eat more stickers!
When you forget to do something your partner asks you to do, just tell them you forgot because you're smart. Let me know how it works out! 😁
June 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When you forget to do something your partner asks you to do, just tell them you forgot because you're smart. Let me know how it works out! 😁
Completely random post!
I'm glad I can't taste with my feet!
I'm glad I can't taste with my feet!
June 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Completely random post!
I'm glad I can't taste with my feet!
I'm glad I can't taste with my feet!
Where we are right now!
June 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Where we are right now!
No lies detected!
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
No lies detected!
