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Paul Love
@anglepoised.com
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Co-founder @measured.co, aiming to make web UI a bit less stinky.

Strong preference for mundane, occassional dry nonsense, little to no biz.

📍Mostly Edinburgh, infrequently London, occasionally Virginia.
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I went to the US and all I got was this stupid photo and some seriously weird vibes.
Me standing in front of the White House in April 2025. In the background also are various bystanders, including a man in suit and red tie, half-wearing a latex Donald Trump mask.
April 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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You total hand spatula.
A bunch of spatulas shaped like hands.
February 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I spat out my cornflakes when I saw the original "braindance" diss, then again when I saw this letter.

www.economist.com/letters/2025...
A letter to The Economist: Selected ambient works Legion of followers of braindance may have spat out their cornflakes when they saw their strange but nonetheless very real music genre declared all but non-existent in the august pages of The Economist (“(Don’t) name that tune”, January 25th). Braindance does exist, sold perhaps millions of records, and was the odd brainchild of Aphex Twin’s Rephlex label, which even some of the once hip but now slightly less fleet-of-foot CEOs and business leaders who read your newspaper will surely remember. Robert Rowlands Nottingham
February 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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In the event of hot slug attack do not use this lift.
An "in event of fire do not use lift" sign, but the fire image on the sign looks more like red hot alien attack slugs.
February 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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If you see this, please repost with a favourite photo of the sky that you’ve taken recently.

Sunset in Edinburgh.
Red, pink and yellow altocumulus clouds at sunset over Edinburgh tenements.
November 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Blue sign behind a parked car, with a the words "Conspiracy Theorists" under a large "P".
September 23, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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Awright, Vegbags?
Screenshotted email with subject "Your Cyrenians Organic Fruit & Veg Bag Collection Reminder" addressed to "Vegbags".
August 22, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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As much as I try to dress up what I do, I guess LinkedIn is right: I am actually just a mid-career Project Manager facing commmon challenges.
You're one of a few experts invited to answer: What do you do if you're a mid-career Project Manager facing common challenges?
August 7, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Pavement sign advertising LOAFS Bakery in Penzance: STALE BREAD CHEAP MEATS ABUSED VEG
July 22, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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Sometimes Apple Music's "My Radio" is so wonderfully bizarre.
Screenshot of Apple Music on iPhone, showing Behind the Mask by Eric Clapton as currently playing, with Breadcrumb Trail by Slint, then Lambswood by Plaid, then Butts Tits Money by KNOWER in up next.
December 7, 2023 at 10:47 AM
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My partner showed me this ad while I was drinking a glass of water and I nearly choked to death laughing at the "just strategic dating" line.
Advert: Find love like a CEO. No apps. No online profiles. Just strategic dating.
November 13, 2023 at 10:47 AM