satan: no
me: why not
satan pausing xbox: well it wouldn’t be hell then would it
satan: no
me: why not
satan pausing xbox: well it wouldn’t be hell then would it
*crouches down, does some cute baby talk*
*no reaction from baby*
*stands up slowly*
You've made a powerful enemy today, baby
*crouches down, does some cute baby talk*
*no reaction from baby*
*stands up slowly*
You've made a powerful enemy today, baby
ME: It's okay, I'm a cat whisperer
LADY: Oh, great
ME {whispering to cat}: shut the hell up
ME: It's okay, I'm a cat whisperer
LADY: Oh, great
ME {whispering to cat}: shut the hell up