AngelSnot
@angelsnot.bsky.social
Chimney sweeper
Terminally hydrated
I'm the devil
They/them/she/her
Terminally hydrated
I'm the devil
They/them/she/her
I love my job, contrary
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I love my job, contrary
Waiting is for stupid
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Waiting is for stupid
> Shoots massive load of cum into cybertruck.
> God bless America.
> God bless America.
April 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
> Shoots massive load of cum into cybertruck.
> God bless America.
> God bless America.
Bribing the Checkers employee with a $50 bill to give me an another small fry for free
March 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Bribing the Checkers employee with a $50 bill to give me an another small fry for free
This bitch just forwarded my call to voicemail smh
December 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM
This bitch just forwarded my call to voicemail smh
Friend and i are doing eachothers nails. They go "this is the finger i broke, i hate this knot thats here now" and i look down at my own hands. I have pretty big knuckles so i go "yeah i know what you mean, i have pretty knotty fingers"
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with hearts in the background
Alt: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with hearts in the background
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December 19, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Friend and i are doing eachothers nails. They go "this is the finger i broke, i hate this knot thats here now" and i look down at my own hands. I have pretty big knuckles so i go "yeah i know what you mean, i have pretty knotty fingers"
Bestie did my hair 💛, but i got mayonnaise in it 🤠
December 14, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Bestie did my hair 💛, but i got mayonnaise in it 🤠
My aicyte isnt what it used to be
December 13, 2024 at 1:13 PM
My aicyte isnt what it used to be
Do you ever think cats could have butt cheeks
December 5, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Do you ever think cats could have butt cheeks
You ever think drywall could be a lil bit drier?
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
You ever think drywall could be a lil bit drier?
They dont like my rat math
December 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
They dont like my rat math
I just sent my fiancee a really sweet and corny text and i watched her unlock her phone, read the notification, swipe it away, and open Pokemon Go instead.
I love her
I love her
December 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I just sent my fiancee a really sweet and corny text and i watched her unlock her phone, read the notification, swipe it away, and open Pokemon Go instead.
I love her
I love her
If a medium can talk to the dead, imagine what a large could do
December 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
If a medium can talk to the dead, imagine what a large could do
"Youre like one of those SCPs but instead of killing me you kiss me"
-My Fiancee
-My Fiancee
November 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
"Youre like one of those SCPs but instead of killing me you kiss me"
-My Fiancee
-My Fiancee
One time my friend was tripping and we went on a walk in the forest by their house, and they just start snickering and go "what if Mosquitos... Were doritos" and start laughing harder
November 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
One time my friend was tripping and we went on a walk in the forest by their house, and they just start snickering and go "what if Mosquitos... Were doritos" and start laughing harder
When i was 5 my mother convinced me that Spiderman caused 9/11 cause she thought it was funny for me to feel like my favorite hero caused a tragedy
November 22, 2024 at 4:23 PM
When i was 5 my mother convinced me that Spiderman caused 9/11 cause she thought it was funny for me to feel like my favorite hero caused a tragedy
Do you ever think fish could be a little bit taller?
November 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Do you ever think fish could be a little bit taller?
You know youve gotten old when youre excited to try out your new dishwasher
November 22, 2024 at 12:22 PM
You know youve gotten old when youre excited to try out your new dishwasher
Lots of people play instruments. I play the gun. You know that gun sound you hear in songs? Those are me.
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Lots of people play instruments. I play the gun. You know that gun sound you hear in songs? Those are me.
Owner is making changes and one of them is not firing the manager that stole thousands of dollars from the company. This should go well.
November 21, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Owner is making changes and one of them is not firing the manager that stole thousands of dollars from the company. This should go well.
Dude I got some fucking pumpkin seeds at work today, dude. Hell yeah. My mom told me if I wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and fucking I waited for some things and I got some pumpkin seeds at work today, dude? Hell yeah.
November 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Dude I got some fucking pumpkin seeds at work today, dude. Hell yeah. My mom told me if I wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and fucking I waited for some things and I got some pumpkin seeds at work today, dude? Hell yeah.
When i was in first grade, every classroom had its own bathroom. And one time i went to the bathroom and got locked in. I started panicking and banging on the door, yelling for help, and the teacher couldnt get it open until she got her keys and started jiggling the lock back and forth, but
November 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
When i was in first grade, every classroom had its own bathroom. And one time i went to the bathroom and got locked in. I started panicking and banging on the door, yelling for help, and the teacher couldnt get it open until she got her keys and started jiggling the lock back and forth, but
Popcorn and a multivitamin is a meal and you cant prove me wrong
November 15, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Popcorn and a multivitamin is a meal and you cant prove me wrong
Lord Farquaad dips you in milk and asks you about the muffin man ASMR 10 hours
November 15, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Lord Farquaad dips you in milk and asks you about the muffin man ASMR 10 hours