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Bake him away, toys!
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bake him away, toys!
Acorn weevil time!
September 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Acorn weevil time!
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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
September 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
August 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
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Anyone wowed by generative AI should be given a teddy ruxpin with an assortment of ted talk cassettes and a quiet place to marvel at its wisdom
August 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Anyone wowed by generative AI should be given a teddy ruxpin with an assortment of ted talk cassettes and a quiet place to marvel at its wisdom
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is there some kind of literary award for posts and if not can we start one
had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone
July 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
is there some kind of literary award for posts and if not can we start one
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Shitler and his goons are losing their minds over this post from ABC's Terry Moran. Like, they are threatening all kinds of retribution, and he was forced to take this post down.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
June 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shitler and his goons are losing their minds over this post from ABC's Terry Moran. Like, they are threatening all kinds of retribution, and he was forced to take this post down.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
Thing is, he's right, and maybe we can Streisand Effect this to support him and the truth.
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Roses are redde
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
May 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Roses are redde
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
Noble are the manatees
Yf we wante a bettir future
Teach artes & humanityes
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Maybe this will be the post that helps us find our people. We are Pixel & Sophie on other sites (for now) but we are Club Meatbird here! And we hope you all find us. We're missing over a million of you from Meta's platforms that we'd love to see here. 🥹
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #smile
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #smile
March 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Maybe this will be the post that helps us find our people. We are Pixel & Sophie on other sites (for now) but we are Club Meatbird here! And we hope you all find us. We're missing over a million of you from Meta's platforms that we'd love to see here. 🥹
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #smile
#cat #cats #catsofbluesky #smile
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Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #410: Al-Namrood.
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#alnamrood #metal #heavymetal #deathmetal #blackmetal #music #saudiarabianmetal #webcomic #comics #censorship #freespeech #blasphemy #babylon #strangebuttrue #wtf #badass #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn
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#alnamrood #metal #heavymetal #deathmetal #blackmetal #music #saudiarabianmetal #webcomic #comics #censorship #freespeech #blasphemy #babylon #strangebuttrue #wtf #badass #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn
February 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #410: Al-Namrood.
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#alnamrood #metal #heavymetal #deathmetal #blackmetal #music #saudiarabianmetal #webcomic #comics #censorship #freespeech #blasphemy #babylon #strangebuttrue #wtf #badass #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn
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#alnamrood #metal #heavymetal #deathmetal #blackmetal #music #saudiarabianmetal #webcomic #comics #censorship #freespeech #blasphemy #babylon #strangebuttrue #wtf #badass #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn
So I'm walking to my car after work and I hear a loud BWAAAAAAH sound, followed by another. Somewhere between the War Of The Worlds tripod horn, and the ship from Close Encounters.
What was it? A guy sitting behind his car practicing the tuba. In a parking garage. Several floors underground.
What was it? A guy sitting behind his car practicing the tuba. In a parking garage. Several floors underground.
December 9, 2024 at 10:38 PM
So I'm walking to my car after work and I hear a loud BWAAAAAAH sound, followed by another. Somewhere between the War Of The Worlds tripod horn, and the ship from Close Encounters.
What was it? A guy sitting behind his car practicing the tuba. In a parking garage. Several floors underground.
What was it? A guy sitting behind his car practicing the tuba. In a parking garage. Several floors underground.
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mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp
mantis shrimp
not a mantis or a shrimp
is he strong?
rocket punch
eats a crab
for his lunch
look out!
here comes the mantis shrimp
November 30, 2024 at 5:27 AM
BREAKING: Secret identity of neighborhood watch mascot revealed!
November 21, 2024 at 8:09 PM
BREAKING: Secret identity of neighborhood watch mascot revealed!
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 AM