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Andy Morris
@andymorris.bsky.social
Nashville native, Methodist, hunger warrior, cheese enthusiast. Director @ fastpraygive.org. Opinions are my own.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump gets medical checkups so often he must live at Walter Reed. He wears long pants to hide his bloated ankles that are so swollen they don't even exist anymore. He got new trousers so he can hide his fake ankles. He stole replacement legs from injured US veterans.

See I can make up shit too.
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Violence is never the answer, but Donald Rumsfel has been dead since 2021 and could still kick the crap out of Secretary Nicehair.
October 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
And Homan was only bringing in 5 figure deals.
September 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sorry I'm late to the convo. Are you describing pro wrestling plot lines or politics?
September 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
CEO of Steak and Shake who's holding company owns 9% of Cracker Barrel stock is kinda a jerk in my opinion.
September 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
White House director of Bangs Were A Bad Choice.
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You know why.
September 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right. If your mama didn't tell you that open your ears. A thousand wrongs don't make murder okay. Ever.

I dream of an American that lives this out.
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM