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The best 1980s song about a brother coming to terms with his sister having her own sexuality is Night Ranger's "Sister Christian".
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The best 1980s song about a brother coming to terms with his sister having her own sexuality is Night Ranger's "Sister Christian".
One word for a whore -- floosey -- is a very serious word because it connotes a flue stove. Flue stoves are sluts. The heat and substance rise from the deep length of pipe erupting wherever with no care. Floosies usually wear lace so YMMV. I'm high as balls.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
One word for a whore -- floosey -- is a very serious word because it connotes a flue stove. Flue stoves are sluts. The heat and substance rise from the deep length of pipe erupting wherever with no care. Floosies usually wear lace so YMMV. I'm high as balls.
This woman's pussy hair clogged my pool's drains which built up strain in the system by building up pressure which caused the explosion that killed Mr. Chewbacca the chocolate labradoodle, your honor. It is an issue of hygiene negligence and if you could have the baliff turn off the fan...the smell.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This woman's pussy hair clogged my pool's drains which built up strain in the system by building up pressure which caused the explosion that killed Mr. Chewbacca the chocolate labradoodle, your honor. It is an issue of hygiene negligence and if you could have the baliff turn off the fan...the smell.
Big breasted women are indeed hornier than other women.
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Big breasted women are indeed hornier than other women.
I don't deserve to have this beautiful circus dick.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don't deserve to have this beautiful circus dick.
Older women
Are beautiful lovers.
Older women,
They understand.
I have been around some
And I have discovered
That older women know
Just how to please a man.
Now everybody seems to love these younger women
From eighteen up to twenty-five.
Well, I love them too, but I'm telling you
Learning how to
Are beautiful lovers.
Older women,
They understand.
I have been around some
And I have discovered
That older women know
Just how to please a man.
Now everybody seems to love these younger women
From eighteen up to twenty-five.
Well, I love them too, but I'm telling you
Learning how to
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Older women
Are beautiful lovers.
Older women,
They understand.
I have been around some
And I have discovered
That older women know
Just how to please a man.
Now everybody seems to love these younger women
From eighteen up to twenty-five.
Well, I love them too, but I'm telling you
Learning how to
Are beautiful lovers.
Older women,
They understand.
I have been around some
And I have discovered
That older women know
Just how to please a man.
Now everybody seems to love these younger women
From eighteen up to twenty-five.
Well, I love them too, but I'm telling you
Learning how to
Each species should have its own advocate who speaks English so it can better relate its people's concerns to the overall world.
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Each species should have its own advocate who speaks English so it can better relate its people's concerns to the overall world.
Overly loud carnival barker who accurately guesses length of penis. Bribable.
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Overly loud carnival barker who accurately guesses length of penis. Bribable.
My first novel Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Dreams has been described as "insufferable".
October 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My first novel Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Dreams has been described as "insufferable".
My dog is fixed, but sometimes his dick does this.
a red apple with a mets logo on it sits in a black box
ALT: a red apple with a mets logo on it sits in a black box
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October 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My dog is fixed, but sometimes his dick does this.
October Reminder: It's not "Peyton Manning"; it's "Peyton Manning's Monster".
October 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
October Reminder: It's not "Peyton Manning"; it's "Peyton Manning's Monster".
Middle school kid was happy I recognized the Junglepussy Heist Outfit as her Halloween costume.
October 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Middle school kid was happy I recognized the Junglepussy Heist Outfit as her Halloween costume.
I guess Travis Kelce really is Black.
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I guess Travis Kelce really is Black.
More children should enter into blood brotherships that transcend normal morality.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
More children should enter into blood brotherships that transcend normal morality.
Marcus! Marcus! Come touch my tangy fruit. Do touch. Touch, Marcus.
September 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Marcus! Marcus! Come touch my tangy fruit. Do touch. Touch, Marcus.
Reminder: always buy Adidas stock two weeks before the next rapture.
September 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reminder: always buy Adidas stock two weeks before the next rapture.
An egghead scientist insists that a Black Hole wouldn't smell bad. Well, I'll tell you what, buddy -- why don't you just prove it, pussy.
September 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
An egghead scientist insists that a Black Hole wouldn't smell bad. Well, I'll tell you what, buddy -- why don't you just prove it, pussy.
Philosophical question: at what exact moment did he become "not a tiger handler"?
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A tiger handler linked to "Tiger King" Joe Exotic was killed by one of the big cats at the Oklahoma preserve where he worked, according to the facility. https://cnn.it/4gAcsCA
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Philosophical question: at what exact moment did he become "not a tiger handler"?
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40 Foot Tall Lumberjack: "Grrrrr. Fuck you! I'm as big as a tree!! You can't do shit!
September 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
40 Foot Tall Lumberjack: "Grrrrr. Fuck you! I'm as big as a tree!! You can't do shit!
Swear to God, Tracy Morgan just came out of the Sears Outlet Store here in Tulsa, and while walking to his car yelled "Charlie Kirk got dat work!" to the whole parking lot. Swear to God.
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Swear to God, Tracy Morgan just came out of the Sears Outlet Store here in Tulsa, and while walking to his car yelled "Charlie Kirk got dat work!" to the whole parking lot. Swear to God.
Going to stick my boner right up next to an event horizon.
September 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Going to stick my boner right up next to an event horizon.
You can tell that Kash Patel's left eye wants to fight his right one.
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You can tell that Kash Patel's left eye wants to fight his right one.
Kash Patel is one of those Make-A-Wish kids who gets to announce his hometown Houston Texans' 5th round pick.
September 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Kash Patel is one of those Make-A-Wish kids who gets to announce his hometown Houston Texans' 5th round pick.
On queue with the other time-travelers waiting outside of Hitler's nursery.
September 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
On queue with the other time-travelers waiting outside of Hitler's nursery.