Andy Kenney
@andyknny.bsky.social
Editor of Denverite, part of Colorado Public Radio. Building a sustainable, trustworthy publication that connects you to your community. Email: akenney@cpr.org. Signal provided upon request. News tips welcome. Go Heels. #copolitics
Wow! Just a shadow of that in Denver. RIP Cathy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Wow! Just a shadow of that in Denver. RIP Cathy.
I have an audacious plan. I’ll need 150 Volvos and a NASA contract.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I have an audacious plan. I’ll need 150 Volvos and a NASA contract.
Or alternatively — this BBC article has the Saturn V’s horsepower at a cool 160,000,000, versus maybe 100 hp for my old Ford.
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Or alternatively — this BBC article has the Saturn V’s horsepower at a cool 160,000,000, versus maybe 100 hp for my old Ford.
I think you’d need a lot more than that! Imagine how many Toyotas it would take to pull 6.5 million pounds down the road, much less straight up into the air.
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think you’d need a lot more than that! Imagine how many Toyotas it would take to pull 6.5 million pounds down the road, much less straight up into the air.
It’s real, it’s playing on college football!
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It’s real, it’s playing on college football!
The work of the great @kevinjbeaty.bsky.social, and thank you for having us!
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The work of the great @kevinjbeaty.bsky.social, and thank you for having us!
... on her doorSTEP, haha.
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
... on her doorSTEP, haha.
"If we're always under surveillance, we can always prove where we are. Well, lo and behold, here's a situation where we needed to prove where we were,” she said. “And I feel so concerned for the individuals out there that couldn't do that.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"If we're always under surveillance, we can always prove where we are. Well, lo and behold, here's a situation where we needed to prove where we were,” she said. “And I feel so concerned for the individuals out there that couldn't do that.”
But Elser said she never got an apology or explanation. It seems the only evidence linking her to the crime was circumstantial data from a mass surveillance system. And the thing that saved her was the constant self-surveillance that we increasingly subject ourselves to.
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
But Elser said she never got an apology or explanation. It seems the only evidence linking her to the crime was circumstantial data from a mass surveillance system. And the thing that saved her was the constant self-surveillance that we increasingly subject ourselves to.
Finally, she emailed her evidence to the police chief for Columbine Valley PD, which covers Bow Mar.
The chief, Bret Cottrell, responded: "After reviewing the evidence you have provided (nicely done btw), we have voided the summons that was issued."
The chief, Bret Cottrell, responded: "After reviewing the evidence you have provided (nicely done btw), we have voided the summons that was issued."
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Finally, she emailed her evidence to the police chief for Columbine Valley PD, which covers Bow Mar.
The chief, Bret Cottrell, responded: "After reviewing the evidence you have provided (nicely done btw), we have voided the summons that was issued."
The chief, Bret Cottrell, responded: "After reviewing the evidence you have provided (nicely done btw), we have voided the summons that was issued."
She called the officer back. No luck. Called the mayor of Bow Mar and the town admin. No progress. "
Meanwhile, the local police posted to the Ring network, asking for images of a "suspect" green Rivian (which would be Elser's.)
Meanwhile, the local police posted to the Ring network, asking for images of a "suspect" green Rivian (which would be Elser's.)
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
She called the officer back. No luck. Called the mayor of Bow Mar and the town admin. No progress. "
Meanwhile, the local police posted to the Ring network, asking for images of a "suspect" green Rivian (which would be Elser's.)
Meanwhile, the local police posted to the Ring network, asking for images of a "suspect" green Rivian (which would be Elser's.)
The metadata matched exactly. She also had corroborating images from the camera at her tailor (which is where she was going), plus her truck and phone's GPS data.
“This incident has caused me significant emotional distress, financial burden, and professional concern,” she wrote in her notes.
“This incident has caused me significant emotional distress, financial burden, and professional concern,” she wrote in her notes.
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The metadata matched exactly. She also had corroborating images from the camera at her tailor (which is where she was going), plus her truck and phone's GPS data.
“This incident has caused me significant emotional distress, financial burden, and professional concern,” she wrote in her notes.
“This incident has caused me significant emotional distress, financial burden, and professional concern,” she wrote in her notes.
He left her with a summons for December. It was petty theft, but it could ruin her career as a financial planner.
But as it turned out, she had exculpatory evidence. Her own car's video footage, reviewed by me, showed her driving straight through town at the data and time the officer specified.
But as it turned out, she had exculpatory evidence. Her own car's video footage, reviewed by me, showed her driving straight through town at the data and time the officer specified.
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He left her with a summons for December. It was petty theft, but it could ruin her career as a financial planner.
But as it turned out, she had exculpatory evidence. Her own car's video footage, reviewed by me, showed her driving straight through town at the data and time the officer specified.
But as it turned out, she had exculpatory evidence. Her own car's video footage, reviewed by me, showed her driving straight through town at the data and time the officer specified.