Andy Kimy
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Andy Kimy
@andykimy.bsky.social
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RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
Maybe stop charging $15 for a salad
Fast-casual salad chain Sweetgreen is struggling as its traffic and sales continue to fall and it reports millions in losses each quarter.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
The company hasn’t figured out how to turn a profit.
Why Americans are giving up on Sweetgreen
The fast-casual chain Sweetgreen's struggles are worsening.
cnb.cx
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Maybe stop charging $15 for a salad
You want me to trust my gut? The thing that runs on IBS?
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You want me to trust my gut? The thing that runs on IBS?
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Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs
I cannot wait for Bugonia 2!
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I cannot wait for Bugonia 2!
The New York Times has been sitting on Epstein emails for THREE elections
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The New York Times has been sitting on Epstein emails for THREE elections
On the spot.
It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
On the spot.
Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home.
So which is it, Zohran?
So which is it, Zohran?
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani claims to be a socialist but he just accepted a $258k job and 11,000 square foot home.
So which is it, Zohran?
So which is it, Zohran?
he is survived by his racist and sexist views
NEW YORK (AP) — James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
he is survived by his racist and sexist views
How much of conservatism's hatred of taxation boils down to a resentment of "The Dad Tax" on their halloween candy?
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
How much of conservatism's hatred of taxation boils down to a resentment of "The Dad Tax" on their halloween candy?
ME: Maybe “it” will happen today.
::Dick Cheney::
::Dick Cheney::
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
ME: Maybe “it” will happen today.
::Dick Cheney::
::Dick Cheney::
Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed
“He was drinking raw milk all day every day”
Actor Cheryl Hines says she lived in constant fear for her husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s safety during his 2024 presidential campaign.
Cheryl Hines says she feared for RFK Jr.'s safety during his 2024 campaign: "I knew our lives would never be the same"
Actor Cheryl Hines says she lived in constant fear for her husband Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s safety during his 2024 presidential campaign.
www.cbsnews.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“He was drinking raw milk all day every day”
A literal definition of “Trumped up charges“
MSNBC: Breaking news. It's out of the eastern district of Virginia, where three sources familiar tell MSNBC former FBI director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days
September 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A literal definition of “Trumped up charges“
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Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
www.vulture.com
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains
Goodnight you princesses of Pangea. You queens of the Stone Age.
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Goodnight you princesses of Pangea. You queens of the Stone Age.
The economy is so bad it’s now Three Girls, One Cup
September 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The economy is so bad it’s now Three Girls, One Cup
If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?
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Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
I'm genuinely struggling to take the high road over someone who defended school schootings.
The best I can say is that at least he died doing what he loved: making a racist point about gun violence.
The best I can say is that at least he died doing what he loved: making a racist point about gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm genuinely struggling to take the high road over someone who defended school schootings.
The best I can say is that at least he died doing what he loved: making a racist point about gun violence.
The best I can say is that at least he died doing what he loved: making a racist point about gun violence.
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Read to the end of this one. Trust me.
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks a...
theonion.com
September 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Read to the end of this one. Trust me.
RFK Jr screaming about vaccines
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
RFK Jr screaming about vaccines
annual reminder that my mother went into labor on Labor Day so it means more to me than you
September 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
annual reminder that my mother went into labor on Labor Day so it means more to me than you
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LAPD choppers are a malignant nuisance. They're harbingers of surveillance, operated *continuously*—yet the city's own data show they raise stress, impair cognition and burn 100,000s of gallons of gas. The best part? there's no evidence they deter or reduce crime at all.
It's time to ground them.
It's time to ground them.
Ground the choppers
The LAPD's helicopter mania is both a policy disaster and a symbol of our malignant, badly functioning surveillance state.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
August 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
LAPD choppers are a malignant nuisance. They're harbingers of surveillance, operated *continuously*—yet the city's own data show they raise stress, impair cognition and burn 100,000s of gallons of gas. The best part? there's no evidence they deter or reduce crime at all.
It's time to ground them.
It's time to ground them.