Ragged Andy
@andyjoclark.bsky.social
Seattle gay person. Cat father. Subsistence aura farmer. Noted dumbass.
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Ragged Andy
@andyjoclark.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Mostly have been a social media lurker, but going to start posting here. Should be great for my mental health.
Feeling kind of vers or maybe it’s just seasonal depression
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Feeling kind of vers or maybe it’s just seasonal depression
Them: What brings you to New York?
Me: I come to test the bounds of human endurance.
Me: I come to test the bounds of human endurance.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Them: What brings you to New York?
Me: I come to test the bounds of human endurance.
Me: I come to test the bounds of human endurance.
Made the mistake of opening the apps when I got to my hotel, and now I’m having the same conversation with every gay 29 yr old in Brooklyn
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Made the mistake of opening the apps when I got to my hotel, and now I’m having the same conversation with every gay 29 yr old in Brooklyn
Accidentally hearted the post of a guy I was peeping on instagram. nothing left to do now except fake my death and start over.
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Accidentally hearted the post of a guy I was peeping on instagram. nothing left to do now except fake my death and start over.
Wearing a Barry’s tank top to pilates today to signal that I’m top vers
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Wearing a Barry’s tank top to pilates today to signal that I’m top vers
The new Lily Allen album is perfectly timed to produce amazing Nonmonogamummy costumes at gay Halloween
October 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The new Lily Allen album is perfectly timed to produce amazing Nonmonogamummy costumes at gay Halloween
Thinking about becoming a “gay internet person” but not sure where I’d find the time for thirst traps. Still trying to finish reading the Shards, honestly.
October 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Thinking about becoming a “gay internet person” but not sure where I’d find the time for thirst traps. Still trying to finish reading the Shards, honestly.
I think I’ve always known in my heart that this would end with a Weekend at Bernie’s situation
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I think I’ve always known in my heart that this would end with a Weekend at Bernie’s situation
“Check your rings” is such a passive aggressive way for my watch to call me lazy. It’s Saturday, bitch.
June 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Check your rings” is such a passive aggressive way for my watch to call me lazy. It’s Saturday, bitch.
The grocery store only has fresh fava beans once a year because it takes exactly that long for you to forget how awful the prep is
May 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The grocery store only has fresh fava beans once a year because it takes exactly that long for you to forget how awful the prep is
Well it was fun while it lasted but straight guys are wearing mustaches now. Sorry for hitting on your uncles.
May 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Well it was fun while it lasted but straight guys are wearing mustaches now. Sorry for hitting on your uncles.
cardinal pizzaballa IS brat
May 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
cardinal pizzaballa IS brat
Got a new suitcase and the box was empty for seconds before these rascals jumped in.
April 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Got a new suitcase and the box was empty for seconds before these rascals jumped in.
Watching the Desire for Sex and feeling extremely validated that a cancer diagnosis can in fact make a person off the charts horny.
April 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Watching the Desire for Sex and feeling extremely validated that a cancer diagnosis can in fact make a person off the charts horny.
My audience as I prepare cat breakfast
March 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My audience as I prepare cat breakfast
Cosplayed as a X-Men 97 style Cyclops today at ECCC. Little kids loved it and would run up to me, but I couldn’t see them because of the visor. A lot of, “hi, please don’t step on my kid who would also like a picture.”
March 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Cosplayed as a X-Men 97 style Cyclops today at ECCC. Little kids loved it and would run up to me, but I couldn’t see them because of the visor. A lot of, “hi, please don’t step on my kid who would also like a picture.”
We’re enjoying the extra sunshine
March 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We’re enjoying the extra sunshine
Was not prepared to discover that one of my favorite history podcast guys is jacked as fuck. Searching the corners of my life for things that aren’t horny and finding nothing but muscle daddies.
February 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Was not prepared to discover that one of my favorite history podcast guys is jacked as fuck. Searching the corners of my life for things that aren’t horny and finding nothing but muscle daddies.
Thinking about becoming a RETVRN guy but strictly for On the Floor by Jennifer Lopez (feat. Pitbull)
February 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Thinking about becoming a RETVRN guy but strictly for On the Floor by Jennifer Lopez (feat. Pitbull)
Keep forgetting I got my toenails painted and doing a jump scare every time I see them
February 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Keep forgetting I got my toenails painted and doing a jump scare every time I see them
It took about a week longer than usual to get results, but I’m delighted to report that my cancer hasn’t come back! One more successful check up and I can finally get this fucking chemo port out of my chest.
January 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It took about a week longer than usual to get results, but I’m delighted to report that my cancer hasn’t come back! One more successful check up and I can finally get this fucking chemo port out of my chest.
In the midst of my first quarterly surveillance check after finishing cancer treatment last year, and I never considered that I’d be waiting at least two weeks from imaging to biopsy results. Need to remember that next time I try to schedule my exam before a long weekend.
January 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In the midst of my first quarterly surveillance check after finishing cancer treatment last year, and I never considered that I’d be waiting at least two weeks from imaging to biopsy results. Need to remember that next time I try to schedule my exam before a long weekend.
Why do I feel like they’re plotting something?
January 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why do I feel like they’re plotting something?
New Netflix western drama!
Me: “yawn…”
Starring Betty Gilpin
Me: “yes, mother”
Me: “yawn…”
Starring Betty Gilpin
Me: “yes, mother”
January 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
New Netflix western drama!
Me: “yawn…”
Starring Betty Gilpin
Me: “yes, mother”
Me: “yawn…”
Starring Betty Gilpin
Me: “yes, mother”
Catching up on comics is like doing homework right now because most of my faves are dead. It’s x-men so they’ll get better, but it’s slow going till they do.
January 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Catching up on comics is like doing homework right now because most of my faves are dead. It’s x-men so they’ll get better, but it’s slow going till they do.