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Andy the Storyteller🌳
@andygwaith.bsky.social
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Poet, music&filmmaker. Puppeteer. Siarad Cymraeg. Nonbinary witch. Nhw/they/them🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈💛🤍💜🖤
Games: andymurphy.itch.io
Music: Fflwcs on Bandcamp, Soundcloud, Spotify, Youtube. @realfflwcs on Instagram. Want a remix?
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I’m biased, obvs, but aren’t these two so photogenic? #DogsOfBluesky #Staffies
Dyfed waiting for a cocktail. Hugo playing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Look at these lovely photos I took of Hugo and Dyfed in the caravan.
Pensive Hugo. Nosey Dyfed.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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The legendary, and most handsom, Scott Walker is the only competition to my husband. But I'd need a) a time machine, and b) a gay ray.
The legendary, and most handsome, Scott Walker. The legendary, and most handsome, Scott Walker. The legendary, and most handsome, Scott Walker. The legendary, and most handsome, Scott Walker.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Malaysian dal. Bit sweet, but I like it very much.
Malaysian dal with Lidl naan breads.
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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See? Filthy and amazing!

#ShortRib #WelshBeef
Filthy short rib stew.
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Dyfed and Hugo being adroable little idiots. I love them so.
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Knee update. It hurts like heck.
My poor knee.
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I could go on for many several skeets! So I'll finish with:
Wilfred Owen's poetry.

Heartbreakingly brilliant.
Futility Move him into the sun— Gently its touch awoke him once, At home, whispering of fields half-sown. Always it woke him, even in France, Until this morning and this snow. If anything might rouse him now The kind old sun will know. Think how it wakes the seeds— Woke once the clays of a cold star. Are limbs, so dear-achieved, are sides Full-nerved, still warm, too hard to stir? Was it for this the clay grew tall? —O what made fatuous sunbeams toil To break earth's sleep at all?
October 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Fuck off, #fireworks. Hugo just heard a bang in the street and RAN back home. I took a tumble, +3 damage.

Full disclosure: the fading scar on my shin is where I fell over drunk a month ago.
A cut on my knee.
October 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I found a short rib in the freezer! It's going to slow cook until tomorrow evening.
Browning a short rib. Short rib it its warm bath with carrots and onions. Forgot the bay leaves.
October 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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You might enjoy having a giggle at one of the earliest promo images I did for #Fflwcs

What a pretentious fucking dork I am!
Fflwcs in the bath with a head wound.
October 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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FFS. Just searched Roy Wood on Wikipedia.
Roy Wood is a fucking dickhead.
October 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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What's it like inside your head?
The inside of my head. A dangerous, magical junk shop.
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Dhansak was DELICIOUS!
Beef dhansak.
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I've made a beef #dhansak for the first time. I made it in the slow cooker (of course I browned the onions and meat first, I'm not a monster) cos I was in work all day.

Oh my days! It is LOVELY!
A hearty beef dhansak.
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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So far today I've written:
a new Welsh language policy
answers for a funding application
a proposal for a new activity

I love working for @splottcomvols.bsky.social
Lynne, the CEO of Splott Community Volunteers, and me having a fab time at Gŵyl Parc Fest earlier this year.
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Shut up and look at my Dad in 1971.
My Dad in a candid photo in 1971. He was not just cool, but also a dreamboat.
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Being a witch is great because you make a prosperity, abundance and wellbeing spell AND THEN you get jam at the end!
Making quince and rosehip jelly. Quince and rosehip jelly.
October 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Can you believe I have 20 Christmas albums on Bandcamp? I mean, I am a Christmas elf after all.

Get them here: fflwcs.bandcamp.com

Or if you're feeling flush, get all 75 of my digital releases for £6.30.

#Fflwcs #Christmas
The covers of 20 Fflwcs Christmas albums. By Fflwcs' digital discography for £6.30.
October 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Just crying buckets at google street view, when my Mamgu was still alive.
My Mamgu's house in 2009.
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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We'll buy two ounces of glitter sweets to feed the electronic reindeer, then go for a holographic hot chocolate, and catch the last bus home to wait for Father Christmas.

Free download for the next week.

fflwcs.bandcamp.com/album/fflwcs...

#Fflwcs #Mallsoft #ChristmasMallsoft
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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OUT NOW

Take a walk with me through Fflwcs' Mega Christmas Mall. Let's link arms and do some window shopping. We'll walk backwards past the brass band who are still stuck in a slow-time loop.

fflwcs.bandcamp.com/album/fflwcs...

#Fflwcs #Mallsoft #ChristmasMallsoft
October 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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This poster is the story of my life!

Then I found someone to drink two pints of rasa with 💜

@sultansofping.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Three more #Fflwcs Christmas albums on their way to Spotify!

All three are Christmas #mallsoft albums.

Get me, with my microgenre knowledge!
Three old Fflwcs Christmas mallsoft albums are on their way to Spoify.
October 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Post you from a different era.

How was it a surprise to anyone when I came out?
New Year's Eve, 1987, I think. Hello? Why yes I would like to go clubbing with you, Spandau Ballet.
October 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM