Andy Anderson
@andybeau.bsky.social
Librarian | dog-lover | choccy milk connoisseur | staunchly anti-Trump | nerd (and a whole host of other things)
My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say that it wasn't my...
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My favorite sport coat got a tear in it. I guess you could say that it wasn't my...
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
...strong suit. 👔 #TearablePuns #AndysPuns
Erin told me she ordered coffee from Amazon. I said, "Great, but aren't you worried that it'll be...
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Erin told me she ordered coffee from Amazon. I said, "Great, but aren't you worried that it'll be...
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
...cold by the time it gets here?" ☕ #LongDistance #AndysPuns
If I sip on a tea and I'm not sure if it's actually tea, can I call that...
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If I sip on a tea and I'm not sure if it's actually tea, can I call that...
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
...uncertaintea? ☕ #PunsFromTheVine #AndysPuns
Our fireplace felt a little warm this weekend. I think it might have the...
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Our fireplace felt a little warm this weekend. I think it might have the...
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
...flue. 🔥 #OnFire #AndysPuns
If you're ever weirdly curious which side of the turkey has the most feathers, I'm here to tell you...
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
If you're ever weirdly curious which side of the turkey has the most feathers, I'm here to tell you...
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
...the outside. 🦃 #DeepFriedThoughts #AndysPuns
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Wore my noise-cancelling headphones to dinner this weekend. I thought Erin would be mad, but I didn't...
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wore my noise-cancelling headphones to dinner this weekend. I thought Erin would be mad, but I didn't...
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
...hear any complaints. 🎧 #DoYouHearMeow #AndysPuns
Just learned that your pupils are the last part of our bodies that stop working after death. It's because they...
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just learned that your pupils are the last part of our bodies that stop working after death. It's because they...
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
...dilate. 👀 #DeadPunny #AndysPuns
I never tell jokes while ice-skating just in case even the ice...
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I never tell jokes while ice-skating just in case even the ice...
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes
...cracks up. ⛸️ #IceCold #AndysPuns #DadJokes
@dadsaysjokes.com My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old fogey. It's called...
...camera. 📸 #WheresThePun #AndysPuns
...camera. 📸 #WheresThePun #AndysPuns
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@dadsaysjokes.com My phone has this cool app that shows me what I look like as an old fogey. It's called...
...camera. 📸 #WheresThePun #AndysPuns
...camera. 📸 #WheresThePun #AndysPuns
Went to this doctor over the weekend with a suspicious-looking mole, but the doctor just said that I should have...
...left him in the garden where I found him. 😁 #MoleyMoleyMoley #AndysPuns
...left him in the garden where I found him. 😁 #MoleyMoleyMoley #AndysPuns
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Went to this doctor over the weekend with a suspicious-looking mole, but the doctor just said that I should have...
...left him in the garden where I found him. 😁 #MoleyMoleyMoley #AndysPuns
...left him in the garden where I found him. 😁 #MoleyMoleyMoley #AndysPuns
When my dad went into the hospital for the last time, they covered his back in lard. After that, he went...
...downhill fast. 🧈 #DeadAssPunny #AndysPuns
...downhill fast. 🧈 #DeadAssPunny #AndysPuns
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When my dad went into the hospital for the last time, they covered his back in lard. After that, he went...
...downhill fast. 🧈 #DeadAssPunny #AndysPuns
...downhill fast. 🧈 #DeadAssPunny #AndysPuns
Did you know that vampires are historically known for being bad artists? It's because they only want to draw...
...blood. 🩸 #PunsThatSuck #AndysPuns
...blood. 🩸 #PunsThatSuck #AndysPuns
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Did you know that vampires are historically known for being bad artists? It's because they only want to draw...
...blood. 🩸 #PunsThatSuck #AndysPuns
...blood. 🩸 #PunsThatSuck #AndysPuns
Tried to order a hot dog for my pet snake, but the vendor said it would have to be naked since they were out of bread. I told the young lady, "Sorry, but my anaconda...
...don't want none unless you got buns, hun." 🐍🌭 #SirPunsALot #AndysPuns
...don't want none unless you got buns, hun." 🐍🌭 #SirPunsALot #AndysPuns
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Tried to order a hot dog for my pet snake, but the vendor said it would have to be naked since they were out of bread. I told the young lady, "Sorry, but my anaconda...
...don't want none unless you got buns, hun." 🐍🌭 #SirPunsALot #AndysPuns
...don't want none unless you got buns, hun." 🐍🌭 #SirPunsALot #AndysPuns
Erin wanted me to watch Dirty Dancing this weekend. I wasn't super interested, but I...
...had...
...the time of my life! 🪩 #NobodyPutsBabyInACorner #AndysPuns
...had...
...the time of my life! 🪩 #NobodyPutsBabyInACorner #AndysPuns
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Erin wanted me to watch Dirty Dancing this weekend. I wasn't super interested, but I...
...had...
...the time of my life! 🪩 #NobodyPutsBabyInACorner #AndysPuns
...had...
...the time of my life! 🪩 #NobodyPutsBabyInACorner #AndysPuns
What do you call a lamp that always says “please” and “thank you?”
Polight. 💡 #brightsideoflife #AndysPuns
Polight. 💡 #brightsideoflife #AndysPuns
October 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What do you call a lamp that always says “please” and “thank you?”
Polight. 💡 #brightsideoflife #AndysPuns
Polight. 💡 #brightsideoflife #AndysPuns
Erin says I'm the clumeist person she's ever met! Last weekend, she was confused how I broke my arm raking leaves. I had to tell her that...
...I fell out of the tree! 🌳 #MakeLikeATree #AndysPuns
...I fell out of the tree! 🌳 #MakeLikeATree #AndysPuns
October 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Erin says I'm the clumeist person she's ever met! Last weekend, she was confused how I broke my arm raking leaves. I had to tell her that...
...I fell out of the tree! 🌳 #MakeLikeATree #AndysPuns
...I fell out of the tree! 🌳 #MakeLikeATree #AndysPuns