Should have got the kid to write this instead. Might make more sense.

With the new badge design, we must be careful to not defile nor disrespect the long-respected Geordie legend that is the *checks notes* Seahorse!
A tiny fish that does not look like a fish.

They should follow that with a case for using apostrophes properly in headlines.

Titus could never settle under the command of replacement centre halves; continually pining for his long lost smoggy master.

Remember thinking we lost 2 players when Woodgate left. Woodgate, and the young lad that worked for him called Bramble. Wasn’t the same player without his mentor.

11th October. Back garden. Didn’t look like that without the phone though, obviously! But still looked canny by eye.
Quayside double rainbow was taken outside the Slug & Lettuce, on an iPhone 3GS, whenever that era was!