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Getting my blood drawn and a nurse yelled "PEDRO" and looked directly at me, this is the first time someone has ever correctly looked at me and said "yeah that guy's latino" it must be him, then Pedro rounded the corner
October 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Getting my blood drawn and a nurse yelled "PEDRO" and looked directly at me, this is the first time someone has ever correctly looked at me and said "yeah that guy's latino" it must be him, then Pedro rounded the corner
Checking my bank account and having teeth is my most expensive hobby
August 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Checking my bank account and having teeth is my most expensive hobby
Always good to see Paul f thompkins getting work (Salem's Lot)
April 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Always good to see Paul f thompkins getting work (Salem's Lot)
I'm watching Salem's lot and there's a bully and he (and all the rest of the kids) are really skinny and it's like how do you get bullied by a skinny kid
April 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm watching Salem's lot and there's a bully and he (and all the rest of the kids) are really skinny and it's like how do you get bullied by a skinny kid
It's too late in my life to live in an old woman's multi-story house in Maine that's gently haunted by the spirits of mooses past
April 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's too late in my life to live in an old woman's multi-story house in Maine that's gently haunted by the spirits of mooses past
Listen pal, I've got anxiety, if you say my package is on the way, I'll believe you, but I'm gonna check every hour to make sure it really is on the way, and I'm checking that invoice too
April 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Listen pal, I've got anxiety, if you say my package is on the way, I'll believe you, but I'm gonna check every hour to make sure it really is on the way, and I'm checking that invoice too
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Our Enemies Are Afraid
Our Enemies Are Afraid
April 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
twitch.tv/piss
Our Enemies Are Afraid
Our Enemies Are Afraid
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
Big T is such a villain, he won't even let RFK have a lozenge
April 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Big T is such a villain, he won't even let RFK have a lozenge
In one episode, one of the characters is like "I'm leaving on a bus, this place sucks and everyone I know except one person is dead, why would I stay?" Like yeah dude, why would you?
April 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In one episode, one of the characters is like "I'm leaving on a bus, this place sucks and everyone I know except one person is dead, why would I stay?" Like yeah dude, why would you?
You're telling me there are active gang wars, nowhere is safe, and there are SUPERVILLAINS and you want to stay?????
April 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You're telling me there are active gang wars, nowhere is safe, and there are SUPERVILLAINS and you want to stay?????
Oh no, people are so poor and turning to crime just to stay afloat, you're living in fantasy NYC, how much was your rent? Use that to rent a place in PA, or MASS, just leave the metropolitan area in New York dude
April 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh no, people are so poor and turning to crime just to stay afloat, you're living in fantasy NYC, how much was your rent? Use that to rent a place in PA, or MASS, just leave the metropolitan area in New York dude
I'm watching the penguin and the entire city is flooded and people are in shelters and stuff and it's like "just fucking leave"
April 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm watching the penguin and the entire city is flooded and people are in shelters and stuff and it's like "just fucking leave"
Honorable mention to my black garlic loaf that went directly into the trash after this pic
March 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Honorable mention to my black garlic loaf that went directly into the trash after this pic
Done, hell yeah
March 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Done, hell yeah
Can't fucking wait
March 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Can't fucking wait
They're always looking at my BBC (big beautiful cloves of garlic
March 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They're always looking at my BBC (big beautiful cloves of garlic
SHUT THE FUCK UP
March 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Just witnessed a lady tell her son "let's go, we're not waiting 45 minutes for an X-ray" sorry about your dead kid's broken rib i guess
February 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just witnessed a lady tell her son "let's go, we're not waiting 45 minutes for an X-ray" sorry about your dead kid's broken rib i guess
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
Thinking of eating a bunch of tapeworms and letting them fight for supremacy of my stomach, the winner would earn it's place
February 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Thinking of eating a bunch of tapeworms and letting them fight for supremacy of my stomach, the winner would earn it's place
Idea for a "manly" candle: blood sweat and tears and maybe a little rust
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Idea for a "manly" candle: blood sweat and tears and maybe a little rust
KILL ALL NAZIS
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
KILL ALL NAZIS
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