Andrew (ask about my book) Ingram
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I'll say this, it took George W and Obama like 20 years and billions of dollars to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people. A few thousand of ours died in the process too. Trump just stopped sending folks food and medicine and beat their high score in a year. So his is good at 1 thing at least
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'll say this, it took George W and Obama like 20 years and billions of dollars to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people. A few thousand of ours died in the process too. Trump just stopped sending folks food and medicine and beat their high score in a year. So his is good at 1 thing at least
When your dad with stage four terminal liver cancer says "I'll try to get to your new book" its a sign you probably weren't meant for direct sales
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When your dad with stage four terminal liver cancer says "I'll try to get to your new book" its a sign you probably weren't meant for direct sales
Never forget on this day in 2024 when I was out of work on veterans day little cesar's pizza did not honor the veteran marker on my ID and I did not recieve my free hot n ready. That truly was the moment this country turned its back on the armed services!
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Never forget on this day in 2024 when I was out of work on veterans day little cesar's pizza did not honor the veteran marker on my ID and I did not recieve my free hot n ready. That truly was the moment this country turned its back on the armed services!
New newsletter out today! Give it a gander and grab yourself a copy of my new Novella while you're at it!
The New Book Is Out!
And I survived to tell the tale
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November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
New newsletter out today! Give it a gander and grab yourself a copy of my new Novella while you're at it!
Got my copy of Magic In The Holler and it feels good to hold it in my hand! Thank you to everybody who's already ordered theirs! I can't wait to hear what everybody thinks! #indieauthor #bookrecommendations
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Got my copy of Magic In The Holler and it feels good to hold it in my hand! Thank you to everybody who's already ordered theirs! I can't wait to hear what everybody thinks! #indieauthor #bookrecommendations
If you pre-order my book before it drops at midnight i'll send you a signed copy of one of my other books for free!
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October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you pre-order my book before it drops at midnight i'll send you a signed copy of one of my other books for free!
I've got a new book coming out on Halloween! Check it out!
Magic In The Holler out Halloween
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October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I've got a new book coming out on Halloween! Check it out!
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If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.
October 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans, I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones.
They never talk about all the poor grunts who died on Hoth so the precious star fleet could save their fighters. Still waiting for the VA to accept my claim too. Kylo Ren has some good ideas
October 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They never talk about all the poor grunts who died on Hoth so the precious star fleet could save their fighters. Still waiting for the VA to accept my claim too. Kylo Ren has some good ideas
As a veteran I can say definitively the best war movie is Star Wars. Waaaaaay better than real war
October 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
As a veteran I can say definitively the best war movie is Star Wars. Waaaaaay better than real war
Hey gang new newsletter out with info about my new book Magic In The Holler! If you like stephen king or (r.i.p.) Neil gaiman I think you'll dig it!
New Book Out Halloween!!!
Magic In The Holler Pre-order Is Live!!!
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October 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hey gang new newsletter out with info about my new book Magic In The Holler! If you like stephen king or (r.i.p.) Neil gaiman I think you'll dig it!
Trumpets are for dancing with dames and punching wise guys. Saxophones are for sipping whisky in your office sadly while looking at a framed photograph of your dead wife
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Trumpets are for dancing with dames and punching wise guys. Saxophones are for sipping whisky in your office sadly while looking at a framed photograph of your dead wife
I'm stoned at city hall but it's Manitou Springs so everybody else is too
October 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm stoned at city hall but it's Manitou Springs so everybody else is too
The pre-order for my 3rd book "Magic in the Holler just dropped. Its a modern dark fantasy about an unscrupulous young reporter who gets mixed up with some magic wielding hillbillies. Strong Stephen King vibes!
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October 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The pre-order for my 3rd book "Magic in the Holler just dropped. Its a modern dark fantasy about an unscrupulous young reporter who gets mixed up with some magic wielding hillbillies. Strong Stephen King vibes!
Nobody ever talks about how just absolutely INCONVENIENT death is
September 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Nobody ever talks about how just absolutely INCONVENIENT death is
If you've got time to lean you've got time to clean but have you ever tried tidying up on cough syrup? IMPOSSIBLE!
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you've got time to lean you've got time to clean but have you ever tried tidying up on cough syrup? IMPOSSIBLE!
I never really listened to Bieber so sorry if this is an old take but that dude is like 30 now. Why does he still sound like he's lying to his mom
September 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I never really listened to Bieber so sorry if this is an old take but that dude is like 30 now. Why does he still sound like he's lying to his mom
I finally got to say "do you want it done well or do you want it done right" to a person in real life and I need this high to last me at least a week
September 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I finally got to say "do you want it done well or do you want it done right" to a person in real life and I need this high to last me at least a week
I think people whonsleep in the middle of the bed have never had a problem in their fucking lives
September 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I think people whonsleep in the middle of the bed have never had a problem in their fucking lives
Blanket immunity is how I keep the monster under my bed from eating my toes
September 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Blanket immunity is how I keep the monster under my bed from eating my toes
Got a big ol box o books!
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Got a big ol box o books!
New newsletter out about my time as a propagandist. Hope folks will check it out!
It's What You Don't Write
A Brief Memoir About Propaganda Pt. 2 of 3
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September 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
New newsletter out about my time as a propagandist. Hope folks will check it out!
Im posting part 2 of my 3 part series on my time as an army propagandist. You should check out pt 1 below
September 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Im posting part 2 of my 3 part series on my time as an army propagandist. You should check out pt 1 below
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Jupiter is just a star who couldn't go pro, plays beer league and has some little moon groupies but he knows the dream is over
September 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Jupiter is just a star who couldn't go pro, plays beer league and has some little moon groupies but he knows the dream is over