Andrew Salisbury
@andrewreckons.bsky.social
Trying to be better today than yesterday. WJIV Specific Learning Disability Assessor. Precision Teaching, Standard Celeration Chart, educational professional. Here to help.
“We can’t expect business owners to thrive and vote for me if you lazy sods won’t uproot your lives for their benefit. I’m not going to help them, so you have to. I need that Knighthood to validate my weak self concept, so you need to sacrifice your sense of belonging for me”
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“We can’t expect business owners to thrive and vote for me if you lazy sods won’t uproot your lives for their benefit. I’m not going to help them, so you have to. I need that Knighthood to validate my weak self concept, so you need to sacrifice your sense of belonging for me”
Punishing, even.
August 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Punishing, even.
Sounds hair raising
August 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sounds hair raising
Come along to see Jombucha be forced to eat a printout of every pun he’s ever skeeted. Get a free political speech as a side dish.
August 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Come along to see Jombucha be forced to eat a printout of every pun he’s ever skeeted. Get a free political speech as a side dish.
vote for X, to avoid Jombucha being on a billboard.
August 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
vote for X, to avoid Jombucha being on a billboard.
There is one fairly easy way to narrow the options: is parliament debating an ACT or NZFirst bill? Then he is NOT in the country.
July 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There is one fairly easy way to narrow the options: is parliament debating an ACT or NZFirst bill? Then he is NOT in the country.
Free Parking is offline
July 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Free Parking is offline
Reposted by Andrew Salisbury
A fun thing opposition MPs could do, is offer to read the kids' original speeches out for them verbatim, and then ask the government which specific bits they were scared of.
July 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
A fun thing opposition MPs could do, is offer to read the kids' original speeches out for them verbatim, and then ask the government which specific bits they were scared of.
Or slightly tangential indicators?
June 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Or slightly tangential indicators?