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Andrew Salisbury
@andrewreckons.bsky.social
Trying to be better today than yesterday. WJIV Specific Learning Disability Assessor. Precision Teaching, Standard Celeration Chart, educational professional. Here to help.
Knighthoods don’t make themselves, y’know! You lot need to risk much more for my benefit!
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“We can’t expect business owners to thrive and vote for me if you lazy sods won’t uproot your lives for their benefit. I’m not going to help them, so you have to. I need that Knighthood to validate my weak self concept, so you need to sacrifice your sense of belonging for me”
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oligarchs own the brick works and the glass works. Politicians throw the bricks through the windows. Media call the number to get the story. #analogy #GaryLarsonCartoon
August 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Highland coo from Isle of Raasay. maps.app.goo.gl/y7hWCfK19A8k...
August 4, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Chill vibe in Firenze today.
July 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
England.
July 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Apparently this building appeared in a film with Tom Hanks in. I really liked it. (The building- never seen the movie) Actually impressed by the commitment to medium of stonework as evidence of obsession and faith. #RosslynChapel
July 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Toe beans
July 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It’s fine. The ‘wearables’ will talk to the AI Teaching Assistant, who will tell the AI Dr to increase the Ritalin dosage when Catty is disengaged from the lesson on how Jeff brought about Utopia, while Elon yeeted himself to Mars.

Anyway, here’s an image of a nice little Venn pun.
June 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Some numbers

30 hours
131000 submissions
8% of vote
18 months to go.

Coalition of chaotic cuts and cruelty are determined to strip every day kiwis of democratic rights, and hand our lands and laws over to capital.

Anyway, here’s a picture of a dead fish.
June 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Capitalism is no longer offering growth and opportunity to the average citizen, but governments bowing to corporate pressure pretend it is
June 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fascism is not good for anyone except the ultra wealthy, but governments bowing to corporate pressure pretend it is.
June 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gender based in biology isn’t real, but Governments bowing to corporate pressure pretend it is.
June 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
New game: replace COVID and ‘over’ with current politics.
Trickle down economics isn’t even real, but Governments bowing to corporate pressure pretend it is.
June 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hey @taniaroxborogh.bsky.social Going to be using this with some yr 10s. Whoop!
June 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Wealth is the result of a robust personal portable SEP field generator
June 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
iPhone 12 attempt at capturing #aurora just south of Palmerston North.
June 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Beautiful day in Manawatū
May 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Pampas’s Grass, Manawatū River looking East from Summerhill. #iphonePhotography
May 17, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Harakeke, with moon. Oakura Beach. #iphonePhotography
May 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Sledge Track. Turitea, Manawatu. #PhonePhotography
May 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Foxton Beach. Fish Eye in the lens. Well, actually, the fish eye is missing. Nice teeth, though. #PhonePhoto
May 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Maybe we have forgotten this part, here in #AoNZ
“Being [Estonian] means being educated”.
As successive Governments reduce funding to schooling, and inequity of resource increases, and social cohesion diminishes, New Zealanders are decreasingly thinking this
May 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Went walking. It was hard, but I did it.
April 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oakura
April 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM