Andrew Parks
@andrewparks.bsky.social
My xbox gamertag was hoobastank19.
Go Cards.
Go Cards.
My wife & I were looking at a bathroom vanity on Facebook.
Dude said he wanted either $200 or would trade it for a home stereo & a table saw.
It felt weird.
Wife says go check out his profile and see if he seems sketchy.
Well that’s judgment—
*sees profile pic*
…okay yeah we don’t need this.
Dude said he wanted either $200 or would trade it for a home stereo & a table saw.
It felt weird.
Wife says go check out his profile and see if he seems sketchy.
Well that’s judgment—
*sees profile pic*
…okay yeah we don’t need this.
July 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My wife & I were looking at a bathroom vanity on Facebook.
Dude said he wanted either $200 or would trade it for a home stereo & a table saw.
It felt weird.
Wife says go check out his profile and see if he seems sketchy.
Well that’s judgment—
*sees profile pic*
…okay yeah we don’t need this.
Dude said he wanted either $200 or would trade it for a home stereo & a table saw.
It felt weird.
Wife says go check out his profile and see if he seems sketchy.
Well that’s judgment—
*sees profile pic*
…okay yeah we don’t need this.
Something like that.
June 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Something like that.
This series of tweets brought to you by 9 year old me.
May 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This series of tweets brought to you by 9 year old me.
YOU JUST GOT BEAT INTO THE EARTH BY
April 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
YOU JUST GOT BEAT INTO THE EARTH BY
Absurd. Embarrassing. Fireable.
April 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Absurd. Embarrassing. Fireable.
This is the good stuff that makes it hard to leave the other place.
February 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is the good stuff that makes it hard to leave the other place.
oh hey my Crumbl unwrapped came in! let’s see what I— oh
December 27, 2024 at 6:21 PM
oh hey my Crumbl unwrapped came in! let’s see what I— oh
this is how long the kitchen took me to build. my back hurts.
December 21, 2024 at 1:15 PM
this is how long the kitchen took me to build. my back hurts.
We’re almost there!!!
December 4, 2024 at 4:51 PM
We’re almost there!!!
me when my son woke up at 4:00 this morning but immediately fell back asleep
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
me when my son woke up at 4:00 this morning but immediately fell back asleep
wife texted me this video from the other side of the house
is that good
is that good
November 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM
wife texted me this video from the other side of the house
is that good
is that good
Trying this thing out, feeling like
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Trying this thing out, feeling like