Andrew Hood
@andrewnhood.bsky.social
Author of Pardon Our Monsters, The Cloaca, and Who Needs What. Signed, personalized copies available at the local Value Village
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
you may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
you may not like it but this is what 2 high agency males look like
My son when I’m smearing almond butter on a ripped-in-half slice of bread with my finger.
April 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
My son when I’m smearing almond butter on a ripped-in-half slice of bread with my finger.
Lettin Gillooly off the hook big time here…
April 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Lettin Gillooly off the hook big time here…
Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Halls wants you to hang in there.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Halls wants you to hang in there.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Gordon was my Nevermind
January 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Gordon was my Nevermind
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
January 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Lorrie Moore got there first
January 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Lorrie Moore got there first
These days my son mostly wants to look at pictures of Brian Wilson in a firefighter hat while listening to “Mrs O’Leary’s Cow” and insisting that the cat “likes this song,” which she certainly does not.
November 13, 2024 at 2:45 AM
These days my son mostly wants to look at pictures of Brian Wilson in a firefighter hat while listening to “Mrs O’Leary’s Cow” and insisting that the cat “likes this song,” which she certainly does not.
Canada has finally produced a good book.
July 8, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Canada has finally produced a good book.