Andrew Hood
@andrewnhood.bsky.social
Author of Pardon Our Monsters, The Cloaca, and Who Needs What. Signed, personalized copies available at the local Value Village
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A lot of people don't know that the hat that brought Frosty to life was previously owned by H.H. Holmes, one of America's first serial killers
December 8, 2023 at 12:35 PM
A lot of people don't know that the hat that brought Frosty to life was previously owned by H.H. Holmes, one of America's first serial killers
Will never not be wild to me that there’s a whole community of people out there dressing up as their children and filming little skits for strangers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Will never not be wild to me that there’s a whole community of people out there dressing up as their children and filming little skits for strangers.
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
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Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
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look how beautifully these trousers hang
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
look how beautifully these trousers hang
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It’s Halloween post your Worfs in jeans
October 31, 2024 at 4:46 PM
It’s Halloween post your Worfs in jeans
Son asked why there was a No Pee/No Poo sign posted in a neighbour's curbside garden.
"They didn't want dogs peeing and pooing on their veggies," I told him.
"Why?"
"Maybe they're worried about pH levels," I posited.
"And the pooH levels, too," he riposted.
"They didn't want dogs peeing and pooing on their veggies," I told him.
"Why?"
"Maybe they're worried about pH levels," I posited.
"And the pooH levels, too," he riposted.
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Son asked why there was a No Pee/No Poo sign posted in a neighbour's curbside garden.
"They didn't want dogs peeing and pooing on their veggies," I told him.
"Why?"
"Maybe they're worried about pH levels," I posited.
"And the pooH levels, too," he riposted.
"They didn't want dogs peeing and pooing on their veggies," I told him.
"Why?"
"Maybe they're worried about pH levels," I posited.
"And the pooH levels, too," he riposted.
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This Dunkin’ ad is murdering me
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This Dunkin’ ad is murdering me
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“One creamy for a Jimmy” we will say
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“One creamy for a Jimmy” we will say
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I hate you Tony Tiger but I lust for what you have
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I hate you Tony Tiger but I lust for what you have
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Hobtown Fans be cracking our best codes left and right this is a crisis and humilating
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hobtown Fans be cracking our best codes left and right this is a crisis and humilating
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October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Nixon experiencing Turtlemania.
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Nixon experiencing Turtlemania.
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Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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![One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog:
"A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m5nviebtkhhbur3fsfdznxue/bafkreifwhnhtaschqrreajcfmpvnirmtn7hxcm3yd2mlapg54df5u2xqra@jpeg)
He just wants to hear about Kathleen Brennan now
Using my son’s current interest in pirates to try him on Tom Waits again
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
He just wants to hear about Kathleen Brennan now
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