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Mr. American Dream
@andrewmazzie.bsky.social
He/Him | NYC

just tryna giggle now and again in this digital hellscape

IG: http://instagram.com/andrewmazzie | cashapp: $APMazz
Thanks god for Jenna and Raquel on RHONY, the only players of this entire season that have brought any joy.

Could you imagine if they hadn’t held production to secure Jenna? Miserable.
January 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Comical to think that Legion exists and Disney/Marvel could be making TVs and movies like that…
January 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Vanessa Williams was such a good addition to S7 of Desperate Housewives
January 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Maybe the culture was just too synical at the time, but there is something so earnest and really incredible about LOST Season 6 and the show’s finale.
December 19, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Not them removing the racial-swap Got Milk? / Michelle gets impetigo ep of Top Model from streaming…..we are losing cultural artifacts!!!!
December 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Good bathroom lighting can really make your day
December 8, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Stereophonic (or The Story of Lindsey Buckingham being a Little Bitch)

What a wonderful show
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Final 5 day stretch, then I have to report back to Clown University (America) 😢
November 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Are you wine drunk in Japan like me??
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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MySpace is gone, Xanga is gone, Vine is gone, Yahoo Answers is gone, Tumblr is gone, Twitter is gone… but I’m still standing
November 15, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Dispatch from Kyoto
November 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
The taxi screens in Japan giving me updates about America…. babe, I didn’t flee the country to still be existing in the context of all in which I live
November 12, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Nicole Scherzinger outed as a Trump supporter. Talented as she may be, I have always felt she is the villain of the PCD story. And I was right!!
November 8, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Get us the fuck out of this place
November 7, 2024 at 12:39 PM
We are really not gonna have to force this app to be ‘it’ aren’t we
November 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Love that all we do in New York rn is vacillate between unbreathable air and downpours. Very chic
July 18, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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me but with any woman telepath dressed like a cock destroyer
*sees a slightly androgynous comic book twink do something morally ambiguous*

me: oh my god they’re so me coded
July 5, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Not a messy homosexual on Twitter proudly going on a meth-fueled tweet rampage….
July 5, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Kyle Richards really said you WILL get a storyline. I’ve sacrificed relationships with both my sisters, it’s Mauricio’s turn
July 3, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Hello & thank god
July 1, 2023 at 7:06 PM