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Andrew
@andrewlines.bsky.social
If I'm dead to you, why are you at the wake?

Housewives, Horror, Who, Pop

(he/they)
LVP walking into Brandi's House for the first time

#RHOBH
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"Even just a few weeks ago your were talking about Bronwyn with your hair over your face saying...
Yeah Todd was making out with one of friends whilst farting the entire time!!!"
perfection

#RHOSLC
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula."
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
this morning is for Count Yorga, Vampire

and Count Yorga only
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 AM
my plans today are to rot in bed, watch Hosuewives and spam everyone with memes
October 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This diva

#horrorsky
September 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This evening I'm watching Mimsy Farmer perform an Autopsy

Supposedly it's a wild gialli
September 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm now visiting The Flesh And Blood Show...

What a poster
September 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Currently obsessed with Alexia's Louis Vuitton Suit on #RHOM
September 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm watching this Australian slasher from the 80's called Coda,

And let me tell you, there's predatory lesbian (they always are in slashers, awful, also see Night School), and it's camp
September 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
September 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Its one of those weeks,
I've whacked Father Of The Bride on as Abbie makes a Shepards Pie
September 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
11/10 Day with me Bestie @emmcunningham.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We've gone for a classic
May 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Caught a little Lady doing her thing this evening

Go forth and pollinate Queen
April 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How does Just Eat know when I've just had an edible?
April 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There can be only one
April 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am an absolute sucker for mid-80's comedies I've never heard of

And doesn't Sally look great on this poster
March 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tryin to find the remote and your vape as you feel the edible about to kick in
March 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Perfectly timed my edible hitting as @emmcunningham.bsky.social finishes work
February 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"We'll see if you're invited..."

#RHOP
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
February 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Oh No,
The outside Universe is leaking through...

I'm off to Terminus

#DoctorWho
February 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sunday Night Slasher

A late 80's cheese fest if ever there was one
February 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When you can't find a film to watch so you dive back into #RHONY S8
February 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM