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Wholly Calamity
@andrewhuntley.bsky.social
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If there's something inside that you wanna say
Say it out loud, it'll be okay
I will be your light
I will be your light
I will be your light
I will be your light
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andrewhuntley.bsky.social
Post a movie where you are from
A naked* Michael Caine stands in the doorway of a terraced house holding a shotgun, from the film Get Carter (1971) *don’t get too excited, you can only see his top half.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Just me enjoying a tea and some lychee, while my dining companions get lost in the latest Murikami paperback. 🫖🍜
*see alt text for further information 😀
My view of the table at the Ni Hao Teahouse in Newcastle upon Tyne. On the slate table is a small wooden tray with 3 glass containers for tea, one pot for brewing, one for holding the brewed tea and a small drinking glass. There is also a blue flask containing more hot water for brewing, and a bowl of lychee in syrup (yes they look like pale peeled testicles). Sitting opposite me is a large pale brown bear cradling a pikachu between his arms. They are reading ‘The City and its Uncertain Walls’ by Haruki Murakami.
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Verifying my age by wearing this
A round badge featuring a hand crushing some cigarettes, with the slogan “Crush the evil Nick O’Teen” Nick O’Teen was a supervillain and enemy of Superman created in the UK in 1980 to warn children of the dangers of Smoking.
July 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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If you see this, post a beach photo from you phone
A beautiful blue sky above the golden sands of Tynemouth beach. Waves break on the shore in the distance, in the foreground propped up like a sphere chair is half of an old pink dog’s ball (the ball’s old black rubber with remains of a pink furry coat, not the dog, can’t see the dog).
April 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I’m not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.
Martin Shaw (Doyle), Gordon Jackson (Cowley) and Lewis Collins (Bodie) are The Professionals
April 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Post your favourite Dr Who. Wrong answers only
Black and white photo of a young Oliver Sacks astride a motorcycle
March 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Not me, off on the big Christmas adventure* with a case and a bag full of presents, realising 30 yards from my front door that I was still wearing 1 (ONE) slipper
A small black case and a bag full of presents sit on a dark damp pavement, a lone leaf lying between them. If you look closely, you can just make out that the idiot traveller is wearing one trainer and one slipper.
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
Audrey Horne and Dale Cooper - Still from Twin Peaks. Think I’m in safe hands with those two
December 17, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Search your camera roll for a shark
Two panel comic strip from @thelifeofsharks by Christian Talbot illustrated by Sophie Hodge Two sharks chatting: Shark 1 - What is it we can smell from a quarter of a mile away? Shark 2 - Blood. Shark 1 (slightly concerned) - Not Toast? Shark 2 - No. Shark 1 - Eugene, I think I’m having a stroke
May 4, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case?
Kyle Maclachlan as FBI Agent Dale Cooper and Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne in Twin Peaks
March 24, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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Post something green from your gallery.
Photo of a large ball made of welded together rusty old hubcaps. It has a green tinge due to algae. The ball is sitting in front of a tree on top of a small rise, overlooking a lush green field with wooded hills in the background
March 21, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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Share an album with a bird on the cover 🦩🎶
Album cover for “The National Health” by Maxïmo Park The cover is dark pink with the band name and album title in bold black text above a stylised bird. The bird is lying on its back as if injured
March 10, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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"Diane, 11: 30 A.M., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks..."
Emilio Esteves and Harry Dean Stanton driving a car in Alex Cox’s Repo Man (1984)
February 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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Post something blue from your gallery
A large blue puppet elephant with two people inside in front of Grey’s Monument in Newcastle upon Tyne on a bright summers day
February 24, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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A bright Rainbow over a building site in Newcastle upon Tyne. The glass side of the city library is seen to the left beside the Laing art gallery
February 21, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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Turn a picture from your gallery black and white
A photo of Grey’s Monument in Newcastle upon Tyne, taken from Grainger Street. A large column with a statue of Charles Grey the 2nd Earl Grey total height 133 ft (41 m) is centre frame surrounded by the Georgian architecture of the city centre. Ominous storm clouds like those that proceded the arrival of Gozer are forming above.
February 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Search your camera roll for shark (if you’d like)
Sharks with photoshopped human teeth
February 18, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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4 favourite records that came out when I was 20

*coulda picked 50
Album cover for Sonic Youth - Dirty Album cover for Tom Waits - Bone Machine Album cover for Faith No More - Angel Dust Album cover for Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes
February 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Starlings 🌈💖
A starling sitting on a fence post in the sunshine, it’s feathers shimmering with colour
February 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Yeah, I celebrate Ash Wednesday
Black and white photo of the band Ash. Tim Wheeler, Mark Hamilton, Rick McMurray
February 14, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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Would have been my 2nd 8
Screenshot of my referdle stats, a bar chart with the mean* being around 12 *I might mean (ha!) median or mode, who knows, I certainly don’t
February 12, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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That’s a load of fungi’s…
Some sort of large fungi, looking like a pile of badly made wooden plates
February 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Could be Aquarius, a Japanese sports drink made by the coca-cola company. Wikipedia says it’s marketed in Europe and Southeast Asia (not UK or North America). Official drink of the Olympics in ‘92 and ‘94
A blue can of Aquarius “sports” drink
February 3, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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Let’s see what the bible says
Definition of Cuckoo from LD Beghtol’s field guide to 69 Lovesongs: Cuckoo (adj) Eccentric or strange, like the peculiar European songbird (Cuculus canorus) who lays her eggs in other birds nests; insane, or crazy as a loon —e.g, the hero of "Absolutely Cuckoo" [1.11. Also, an annoying sort of clock.
February 2, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Show me a game that was released during the year when you were 12.
Cover for the original release of ‘Elite’
January 30, 2024 at 1:24 PM