January 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I had so much Champagne and wine last night. But ate cheese all the way through.
Zero hangover. I will now always have parm when out in the village.
Zero hangover. I will now always have parm when out in the village.
January 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I had so much Champagne and wine last night. But ate cheese all the way through.
Zero hangover. I will now always have parm when out in the village.
Zero hangover. I will now always have parm when out in the village.
Andy Burnham royally fucked up allowing Manchester to be split east/west on New Years Eve to entertain fireworks at St Peter’s.
Never again. Some regions give two free days of transit. Manchester makes it worse.
Fuck this.
Never again. Some regions give two free days of transit. Manchester makes it worse.
Fuck this.
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Andy Burnham royally fucked up allowing Manchester to be split east/west on New Years Eve to entertain fireworks at St Peter’s.
Never again. Some regions give two free days of transit. Manchester makes it worse.
Fuck this.
Never again. Some regions give two free days of transit. Manchester makes it worse.
Fuck this.
Me: I come from a broken home.
Bob the builder, biting his lower lip: how broken?
Bob the builder, biting his lower lip: how broken?
December 29, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Me: I come from a broken home.
Bob the builder, biting his lower lip: how broken?
Bob the builder, biting his lower lip: how broken?
For the avoidance of doubt you receiving a read receipt on an app, me not replying within 15 minutes, and you sending “?” is only acceptable if both of the following conditions are met:
1) We’ve fucked; and
2) One of us is on the way to the other to fuck again.
1) We’ve fucked; and
2) One of us is on the way to the other to fuck again.
December 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
For the avoidance of doubt you receiving a read receipt on an app, me not replying within 15 minutes, and you sending “?” is only acceptable if both of the following conditions are met:
1) We’ve fucked; and
2) One of us is on the way to the other to fuck again.
1) We’ve fucked; and
2) One of us is on the way to the other to fuck again.
The hail in Salford has been quite intense.
December 22, 2024 at 7:46 AM
The hail in Salford has been quite intense.
Not Brits trying to draw lines in North America for the lulz.
December 20, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Not Brits trying to draw lines in North America for the lulz.
I admit one of the first things I check in thirst traps are the plug sockets.
Not sorry, but I’m swiping left when I see this =•.
Not sorry, but I’m swiping left when I see this =•.
December 20, 2024 at 10:19 AM
I admit one of the first things I check in thirst traps are the plug sockets.
Not sorry, but I’m swiping left when I see this =•.
Not sorry, but I’m swiping left when I see this =•.
December 20, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Nothing says December 19th like hearing the Xbox login sound on a Teams call.
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Nothing says December 19th like hearing the Xbox login sound on a Teams call.
Let’s start a fight between GenAI and those who profit from century long copyright.
Let’s Solomon the copyright act in the UK.
Set the copyright length to 20 years, or less with public dedication.
People who hate Big AI should hate copyright more. The former is a bubble which will pop…
Let’s Solomon the copyright act in the UK.
Set the copyright length to 20 years, or less with public dedication.
People who hate Big AI should hate copyright more. The former is a bubble which will pop…
December 19, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Let’s start a fight between GenAI and those who profit from century long copyright.
Let’s Solomon the copyright act in the UK.
Set the copyright length to 20 years, or less with public dedication.
People who hate Big AI should hate copyright more. The former is a bubble which will pop…
Let’s Solomon the copyright act in the UK.
Set the copyright length to 20 years, or less with public dedication.
People who hate Big AI should hate copyright more. The former is a bubble which will pop…
Baroness Kidron, porn is legal. Rape is clearly not. Stop conflating the two.
December 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Baroness Kidron, porn is legal. Rape is clearly not. Stop conflating the two.
👏 today
👏 👏 was
👏 👏 👏 a
👏 👏 👏 👏 day
[ tomorrow’ll be worse ]
👏 👏 was
👏 👏 👏 a
👏 👏 👏 👏 day
[ tomorrow’ll be worse ]
December 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
👏 today
👏 👏 was
👏 👏 👏 a
👏 👏 👏 👏 day
[ tomorrow’ll be worse ]
👏 👏 was
👏 👏 👏 a
👏 👏 👏 👏 day
[ tomorrow’ll be worse ]
Sudden remembering of the horror I instilled upon the Canadian Border Police when I told them I was bringing Mince Pies to my dad from the United Kingdom.
I can laugh now, a fortnight later.
Me, incredibly confused, “it’s just mince meat.” The border police growing increasingly worried.
I can laugh now, a fortnight later.
Me, incredibly confused, “it’s just mince meat.” The border police growing increasingly worried.
December 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Sudden remembering of the horror I instilled upon the Canadian Border Police when I told them I was bringing Mince Pies to my dad from the United Kingdom.
I can laugh now, a fortnight later.
Me, incredibly confused, “it’s just mince meat.” The border police growing increasingly worried.
I can laugh now, a fortnight later.
Me, incredibly confused, “it’s just mince meat.” The border police growing increasingly worried.
Confirmed: being excited about new Gavin & Stacey is highly correlated with having no negative opinions about Wes Streeting.
December 15, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Confirmed: being excited about new Gavin & Stacey is highly correlated with having no negative opinions about Wes Streeting.
Andrew has marked himself safe from England’s poorest designed airport.
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Andrew has marked himself safe from England’s poorest designed airport.
alo, American Lulu without the CSR and a creepy founder.
December 9, 2024 at 11:11 PM
alo, American Lulu without the CSR and a creepy founder.
A friend from my last employer is doing #aoc2024, and asked whether I was too.
My immediate response was “do you want me to do it with you?”
So here I am doing Advent of Code. And for the first few days it’s going to be on an iPad with a Bluetooth keyboard.
Aren’t I a good friend?
My immediate response was “do you want me to do it with you?”
So here I am doing Advent of Code. And for the first few days it’s going to be on an iPad with a Bluetooth keyboard.
Aren’t I a good friend?
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 PM
A friend from my last employer is doing #aoc2024, and asked whether I was too.
My immediate response was “do you want me to do it with you?”
So here I am doing Advent of Code. And for the first few days it’s going to be on an iPad with a Bluetooth keyboard.
Aren’t I a good friend?
My immediate response was “do you want me to do it with you?”
So here I am doing Advent of Code. And for the first few days it’s going to be on an iPad with a Bluetooth keyboard.
Aren’t I a good friend?
(Sexual) validation from strangers.
November 30, 2024 at 4:17 PM
(Sexual) validation from strangers.
I just want a muscle bear to flatten me. Squish the thoughts from my head.
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I just want a muscle bear to flatten me. Squish the thoughts from my head.
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck, Romania?
November 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck, Romania?
What a day.
Two coffees, seven strawberries, a protein bar, and a fucktonne of cortisol.
Tomorrow is clean up, and recovery. Immediately though I’m about to self-flagellate by going to Barry’s. It’s butt day.
Two coffees, seven strawberries, a protein bar, and a fucktonne of cortisol.
Tomorrow is clean up, and recovery. Immediately though I’m about to self-flagellate by going to Barry’s. It’s butt day.
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
What a day.
Two coffees, seven strawberries, a protein bar, and a fucktonne of cortisol.
Tomorrow is clean up, and recovery. Immediately though I’m about to self-flagellate by going to Barry’s. It’s butt day.
Two coffees, seven strawberries, a protein bar, and a fucktonne of cortisol.
Tomorrow is clean up, and recovery. Immediately though I’m about to self-flagellate by going to Barry’s. It’s butt day.
Petition to have Grindr allow us to drop our BS handles over X.
November 28, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Petition to have Grindr allow us to drop our BS handles over X.