If this is a joke, it’s not funny. Either way, do you really have so little empathy?

My mind was achin’, we were makin’ it

And you
SHOOK ME ALLLLLL NIIIIIIGHT LOOONG

But, like, all my friends are here.

There’s a book called “S.” by Doug Dorst and J.J. Abrams, which is a whole story told in the margins of another story. Sounds like you might really dig it!