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Andrew Brüski
@andrewbruski.bsky.social
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He/him. Dark Clouds merch pusher and Minnesota soccer sicko.
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andrewbruski.bsky.social
I would like to dropkick this ball into the sun
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d
“.. U.S. President Donald Trump's face is painted on a football ahead of the FIFA World Cup 2026 Draw in Washington D.C.”

@reuters.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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hannahposts.bsky.social
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
Appraiser touching a coat. Caption: coat that if touched loses all value $0-$0 Model plane. Caption: plane from when people were smaller $22,000-$30,000 (in big people money) A mirror in which you can see the photographer. Caption: photographer trapped in mirror. $5,000-$6,000 Appraiser and man both laughing, looking at some weird bowls. Caption: bowls that make you laugh $350-$500
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
No one has bid on the Ranjitsingh kit yet so I want to highlight how phenomenal this is:
Orange MLS Unites goalkeeper kit, worn and signed by the player who has also written “arrest the cops who killed BREONNA TAYLOR” on it
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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mndarkclouds.bsky.social
NO BETTER TIME THAN THE END OF THE YEAR FOR AN END-OF-YEAR PARTY

THAT PARTY IS TONIGHT

(END-OF YEAR IS A TERM OF ART RELAX)

The auction is live right now! » app.galabid.com/dc-2025
PARTY TONIGHT food! drinks! awards! friends! auction! it's here go here (over the corner of a drawing of the Black Hart of Saint Paul) Thurs 12/3, 6-8PM
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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mndarkclouds.bsky.social
OH DANG LOOK AT THE STUFF YOU CAN GET IN OUR SILENT AUCTION

See this in person Tomorrow (Thurs 12/4) at Black Hart from 6-8pm

or bid online

AUCTION LINK DROPPING SOON
A photo of a signed Greg Ranjitsingh jersey, on which he wrote "Arrest the cops that kiled Breonna Taylor" with the words GREG SIGNED TRUTH and a colorful loon design
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
The Ramones
The Who
Iggy Pop
Kraftwerk
Letters to Cleo
johnmoe.bsky.social John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11d
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.

Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
chuckwendig.bsky.social Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 11d
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
Killed too easily by Darth Maul
A bottle of Kaigan Gin
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
Vote! You don’t want these awards to end up with someone undeserving
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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mndarkclouds.bsky.social
🖤💙🖤💙
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
#MNUFC
Loon “maybe next year you can get your shit together”
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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mnorthstar82.bsky.social
Approaching 3 hours since Katie was cuffed and taken by masked federal agents while peacefully protesting and filming today and our lawyers still can’t get anyone to tell us where they actually took her.

Fucking absurd.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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wesburdine.bsky.social
Father, forgive me, for I have spent the morning ranting about MLS and the enshittification of soccer
wburdine.substack.com/p/mls-change...
MLS Changes the Calendar
Whither the fan?
wburdine.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
Really hope pissing off entire fanbases is worth it for the front office employees who will now have a slightly easier time transferring players
paultenorio.bsky.social Paul Tenorio @paultenorio.bsky.social · 25d
BREAKING: MLS owners officially voted to flip to a "summer-spring" format beginning in mid-July and running through the end of May. Will start in 2027.

Also voted on the regular season format.

Details and quotes here from Palm Beach.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners vote to flip schedule to European calendar, change format starting in 2027
MLS will soon align with leagues that play from the fall to the spring after a transformational decision made by its owners
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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mcsweeneys.net
"Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
Not me munching on Halloween candy an hour before my dental crown procedure
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
No kings, only guilds. #CiderFest2025
Minnesota Cider Fest taster glass. Mostly empty
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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youranoncentral.bsky.social
Jane Goodall offers sage advice for the rest of us. #3E
October 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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mndarkclouds.bsky.social
Can you cheer for the Loons through the playoffs without one of these shirts?

Well yes, of course you can (but you should get one anyway)

Dark Clouds Gather tshirts in partnership with our pals at the Black Hart are available online or before the match

GET YOURS » mndc.sg/dcgt
Pictures of the Dark Clouds Gather tshirt - a black tshirt with the Dark Clouds logo on the front and the front of the Black Hart bar done in simple white line art on the back
October 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
andrewbruski.bsky.social
I have waited many years for this
Wits! Preshow stage
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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mndarkclouds.bsky.social
SPECIALLY SIZED SCARVES FOR THE LITTLE CLOUD IN YOUR LIFE

AVAILABLE NOW » mndc.sg/lilcloud
A young fan holds a scarf that reads DARK CLOUDS in lettering designed like retro videogame typography The image includes the words I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE TEACH THEM WELL AND LET THEM LEAD THE WAY
September 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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mndarkclouds.bsky.social
DARK CLOUDS BLACK HARTS CAN'T LOSE

Fresh new always-in tshirts available exclusively at the Black Hart before the match tonight

They'll be on the site tomorrow

REP YOUR PEOPLE AND YOUR SPOT

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
A black tshirt with the Dark Clouds logo on the front and a stylized image of the Black Hart of Saint Paul on the back
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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mndarkclouds.bsky.social
LAST DAY FOR THE CAMPUS CLOUD SWEATSHIRT PRESALE!

GET YOURS NOW » mndc.sg/campus
Crewneck sweatshirts in four colors with the words DARK CLOUDS printed across the chest in a font similar to university sweatshirts
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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mcsweeneys.net
If a Democratic governor talks about punching people in the mouth, he is obviously filled with insatiable bloodlust.

If a Republican president talks about punching people in the mouth, you’re the violent one for thinking he was being serious.
How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left
If a Democratic lawmaker and her husband are gunned down, it’s an isolated incident carried out by a lone wolf. If a right-wing activist is gunned ...
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September 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM