Andrea
@andrealizc.bsky.social
Restless spirit on an endless flight. LP 💕 Rainbow flavoured. 🏳️🌈 dog mama - 🍔+🍑🐾 cast iron frying pan fangirl. 🍳
Eggnog and coke as a dirty soda is just too far
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Eggnog and coke as a dirty soda is just too far
Of course Miranda Priestly comes blowing into the office in a pair of red Valentino rockstud pumps in devil wears prada 2. Rockstuds are one of the most iconic shoes of all time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Of course Miranda Priestly comes blowing into the office in a pair of red Valentino rockstud pumps in devil wears prada 2. Rockstuds are one of the most iconic shoes of all time.
I very unironically want a 2025 version of Calabria 2008.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I very unironically want a 2025 version of Calabria 2008.
I will pay the delivery fees and tip on Instacart most times if it means I don’t have to physically go to Costco.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I will pay the delivery fees and tip on Instacart most times if it means I don’t have to physically go to Costco.
Applauding someone for doing the absolute bare minimum as a spouse, member of a household or parent is like applauding a fish for figuring out how to swim.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Applauding someone for doing the absolute bare minimum as a spouse, member of a household or parent is like applauding a fish for figuring out how to swim.
The White Girl Dance guy is in Vancouver tomorrow and Friday and you better believe I’ll be looking for him on my lunch.
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The White Girl Dance guy is in Vancouver tomorrow and Friday and you better believe I’ll be looking for him on my lunch.
Coworker: put a pin in this file for now
My brain: Perfect, say less
My brain: Perfect, say less
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Coworker: put a pin in this file for now
My brain: Perfect, say less
My brain: Perfect, say less
I took a melatonin and barely slept last night so if I don’t crash hard soon I’m going to be very disappointed
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I took a melatonin and barely slept last night so if I don’t crash hard soon I’m going to be very disappointed
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My brain somehow couldn’t decide between saying no problem and you’re welcome, and naturally it chose to spit out “your problem!”
October 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My brain somehow couldn’t decide between saying no problem and you’re welcome, and naturally it chose to spit out “your problem!”
Love is blind girl: “I feel like I can be serious with him”
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Love is blind girl: “I feel like I can be serious with him”
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂
*scene cuts to him spinning on the floor like a toddler*
😂😂😂😂
Told Lucas I want birthstone bands from “the kids” aka the dogs for Christmas. Yes, of the dogs’ birth months. No, I did not birth them.
October 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Told Lucas I want birthstone bands from “the kids” aka the dogs for Christmas. Yes, of the dogs’ birth months. No, I did not birth them.
Buying those empty brush tip pens (the ones that you can get cuticle oil in or lip gloss once upon a time) and filling them with my foundation for travel is my favourite new carry on hack
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Buying those empty brush tip pens (the ones that you can get cuticle oil in or lip gloss once upon a time) and filling them with my foundation for travel is my favourite new carry on hack
My wallet is sure ready to consider moving back to my hometown but my social life isn’t.
October 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My wallet is sure ready to consider moving back to my hometown but my social life isn’t.
Reposted by Andrea
happy national french fry day to all those who celebrate
July 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
happy national french fry day to all those who celebrate
It’s that time of year where I wish I could clone myself and assign my clone half of my workload.
June 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It’s that time of year where I wish I could clone myself and assign my clone half of my workload.
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I would like to stop living in unprecedented times 🎵
June 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I would like to stop living in unprecedented times 🎵
One of the biggest adjustments for me food noise wise, but am trying to make good on, is sometimes you just gotta order the damn burger and onion rings or dessert.
June 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
One of the biggest adjustments for me food noise wise, but am trying to make good on, is sometimes you just gotta order the damn burger and onion rings or dessert.
Discussing local coffee shops with bestie and… 😂😂😂
June 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Discussing local coffee shops with bestie and… 😂😂😂
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May 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Drinking an alani at 4pm certainly had its desired effect… still awake at 12:30.
May 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Drinking an alani at 4pm certainly had its desired effect… still awake at 12:30.
Is it like a prerequisite to drive a Subaru if you live in Washington state or what
May 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Is it like a prerequisite to drive a Subaru if you live in Washington state or what
Everything showers are such a pain in the ass but so worth the way you feel after
May 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Everything showers are such a pain in the ass but so worth the way you feel after
Are the people who genuinely enjoy those “hint of lime” tortilla chips okay?
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Are the people who genuinely enjoy those “hint of lime” tortilla chips okay?