Ems
@andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social
British swamp hag, 43. I sometimes write slütty words (find my scripts on Quinn, BKS, Reddit & MagicWave). 🔞 MDNI NSFW
Comms open ✍🏻 https://linktr.ee/andlikewaterlilies
PFP: @vylirium.bsky.social
All flirting is platonic
No reposting pics!
Comms open ✍🏻 https://linktr.ee/andlikewaterlilies
PFP: @vylirium.bsky.social
All flirting is platonic
No reposting pics!
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Ems
@andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social
· Oct 31
Got my permit just in time for Halloween, ready to test it out immediately 🙌🏻😏
Thank you so much @vvk0dlak.bsky.social it’s amazing!
Thank you so much @vvk0dlak.bsky.social it’s amazing!
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Sent to tempt you
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sent to tempt you
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✨NEW PAYTREEON AUDIO OUT NOW ✨
💦 I'm really sorry I haven't been doing enough for you lately...how about I make up for it by worshiping your pussy? 💦
📝: @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social
🔗⤵️
💦 I'm really sorry I haven't been doing enough for you lately...how about I make up for it by worshiping your pussy? 💦
📝: @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social
🔗⤵️
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
✨NEW PAYTREEON AUDIO OUT NOW ✨
💦 I'm really sorry I haven't been doing enough for you lately...how about I make up for it by worshiping your pussy? 💦
📝: @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social
🔗⤵️
💦 I'm really sorry I haven't been doing enough for you lately...how about I make up for it by worshiping your pussy? 💦
📝: @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social
🔗⤵️
Slight whiplash from my last post - I’ve over-extended my knee (hypermobility yay); would a brace help relieve pain/aid stability?
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Slight whiplash from my last post - I’ve over-extended my knee (hypermobility yay); would a brace help relieve pain/aid stability?
Waiting for you like this when you get home
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Waiting for you like this when you get home
Sent to tempt you
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sent to tempt you
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If ya haven't heard... I actually have some Christmas themed audios in my archives 🎄
Anyone up for a spicy hallmark movie-styled audio with lots of ambiance and cutesy vibes? ✨
Link to the full free audio below:
Anyone up for a spicy hallmark movie-styled audio with lots of ambiance and cutesy vibes? ✨
Link to the full free audio below:
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If ya haven't heard... I actually have some Christmas themed audios in my archives 🎄
Anyone up for a spicy hallmark movie-styled audio with lots of ambiance and cutesy vibes? ✨
Link to the full free audio below:
Anyone up for a spicy hallmark movie-styled audio with lots of ambiance and cutesy vibes? ✨
Link to the full free audio below:
My kiddo was born at the beginning of the pandemic; this is one of my fave Xmas ornaments
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My kiddo was born at the beginning of the pandemic; this is one of my fave Xmas ornaments
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For those who may have misunderstood:
While these were written by 18 writers and a few myself...
I am voicing ALL 26 audios 🥰 just little old me!
This is why this project is such a big deal to me ✨
While these were written by 18 writers and a few myself...
I am voicing ALL 26 audios 🥰 just little old me!
This is why this project is such a big deal to me ✨
26 kinks. 26 audios. 18 writers. 1 Billy.
EVERY KINK. EVERYWHERE. ALL AT ONCE.
Releasing December, 20th, 2025 (time tbd) on GWA
See you there :)
EVERY KINK. EVERYWHERE. ALL AT ONCE.
Releasing December, 20th, 2025 (time tbd) on GWA
See you there :)
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
For those who may have misunderstood:
While these were written by 18 writers and a few myself...
I am voicing ALL 26 audios 🥰 just little old me!
This is why this project is such a big deal to me ✨
While these were written by 18 writers and a few myself...
I am voicing ALL 26 audios 🥰 just little old me!
This is why this project is such a big deal to me ✨
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New script offer!!
🍁Of Flannels & First Dates🍁
[M4F] [Strangers to Lovers] [Semi-Public] [Car Sex]
A splash of spice, a pinch of something nice - just in time for cozy season!
🔗🔻
🍁Of Flannels & First Dates🍁
[M4F] [Strangers to Lovers] [Semi-Public] [Car Sex]
A splash of spice, a pinch of something nice - just in time for cozy season!
🔗🔻
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
New script offer!!
🍁Of Flannels & First Dates🍁
[M4F] [Strangers to Lovers] [Semi-Public] [Car Sex]
A splash of spice, a pinch of something nice - just in time for cozy season!
🔗🔻
🍁Of Flannels & First Dates🍁
[M4F] [Strangers to Lovers] [Semi-Public] [Car Sex]
A splash of spice, a pinch of something nice - just in time for cozy season!
🔗🔻
Thank you all so so much, you’re all lovely and made this task much less of an ordeal. Seriously, thank you ♥️
I’m working on a commission that is kicking my ass. Multiple revisions sent back and more requested - if you have any words of support I would so appreciate it. The words have ceased to make sense, I have no idea if it’s good anymore, I’m a bit of a wreck about it. 😭
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Thank you all so so much, you’re all lovely and made this task much less of an ordeal. Seriously, thank you ♥️
Thank you for the contribution yesterday Anon, really lovely of you, whoever you are! ♥️
If and when this gets fully funded I will record an audio of myself enjoying the toy if people would like that…
throne.com/waterlilywri...
throne.com/waterlilywri...
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thank you for the contribution yesterday Anon, really lovely of you, whoever you are! ♥️
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Guess who's back moaning into the mic for your listening delight!
Take a seat, grab your headphones, and drop your pants because the doctor will see you now.
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
Take a seat, grab your headphones, and drop your pants because the doctor will see you now.
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Your Doctor Gives You a Medical Grade Blowjob! [Script Fill] [Hyperspermia] [Medical Cock Sucking] [Huge Balls] [Ball Massagi...
Posted by PhantomJasper - 1 vote and 1 comment
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December 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Guess who's back moaning into the mic for your listening delight!
Take a seat, grab your headphones, and drop your pants because the doctor will see you now.
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
Take a seat, grab your headphones, and drop your pants because the doctor will see you now.
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
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⭐️NEW AUDIO:⭐️ The Haunted House - Part 2 [Spy RP][Episode 20][Whodunit][MMMMMNBFFFF4A][Loud Noises][Two-Parter]
youtu.be/oPS0TlXdBIg
youtu.be/oPS0TlXdBIg
The Haunted House - Part 2 [Spy RP][Episode 20][Whodunit][MMMMMNBFFFF4A][Loud Noises][Two-Parter]
YouTube video by Eastgate Audio
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
⭐️NEW AUDIO:⭐️ The Haunted House - Part 2 [Spy RP][Episode 20][Whodunit][MMMMMNBFFFF4A][Loud Noises][Two-Parter]
youtu.be/oPS0TlXdBIg
youtu.be/oPS0TlXdBIg
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New week, new audios on the horizon!
December hasn’t officially kicked off until we get a holiday themed treat, right? So today marks our jump off point for the season! ❄️
Streams coming as usual later in the week, as well as a very lovely “buttie” that I hope y’all enjoy — cause I sure did 🍑
December hasn’t officially kicked off until we get a holiday themed treat, right? So today marks our jump off point for the season! ❄️
Streams coming as usual later in the week, as well as a very lovely “buttie” that I hope y’all enjoy — cause I sure did 🍑
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New week, new audios on the horizon!
December hasn’t officially kicked off until we get a holiday themed treat, right? So today marks our jump off point for the season! ❄️
Streams coming as usual later in the week, as well as a very lovely “buttie” that I hope y’all enjoy — cause I sure did 🍑
December hasn’t officially kicked off until we get a holiday themed treat, right? So today marks our jump off point for the season! ❄️
Streams coming as usual later in the week, as well as a very lovely “buttie” that I hope y’all enjoy — cause I sure did 🍑
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If you like FDom/MSub...
@maeve-the-va.bsky.social has an absolute treat for you today, along with Dr. Rapture and Flynn, who are just the subbiest of boys for her. 🫦💅
Written by: Me 😉
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
Listen for free on Magicwave!
@maeve-the-va.bsky.social has an absolute treat for you today, along with Dr. Rapture and Flynn, who are just the subbiest of boys for her. 🫦💅
Written by: Me 😉
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
Listen for free on Magicwave!
Part 3 of my Mommy clinic series is now up on Magic Wave.
Written by: @pipersifton.bsky.social
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
www.magic-wave.com/Activecard/r...
Written by: @pipersifton.bsky.social
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
www.magic-wave.com/Activecard/r...
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If you like FDom/MSub...
@maeve-the-va.bsky.social has an absolute treat for you today, along with Dr. Rapture and Flynn, who are just the subbiest of boys for her. 🫦💅
Written by: Me 😉
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
Listen for free on Magicwave!
@maeve-the-va.bsky.social has an absolute treat for you today, along with Dr. Rapture and Flynn, who are just the subbiest of boys for her. 🫦💅
Written by: Me 😉
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
Listen for free on Magicwave!
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Part 3 of my Mommy clinic series is now up on Magic Wave.
Written by: @pipersifton.bsky.social
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
www.magic-wave.com/Activecard/r...
Written by: @pipersifton.bsky.social
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
www.magic-wave.com/Activecard/r...
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Part 3 of my Mommy clinic series is now up on Magic Wave.
Written by: @pipersifton.bsky.social
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
www.magic-wave.com/Activecard/r...
Written by: @pipersifton.bsky.social
Edited by: @jessietheva.bsky.social
www.magic-wave.com/Activecard/r...
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🎶For the 8th day of Xmas, your Goddess brings to you…🎶
“Playing Reindeer Games”
📝: u/Nonpopper90
🎙️: u/DahliaVA
“Silent Night, Hoe-ly Night”
📝: u/Whimsandwhimsy
🎙️: u/Sleepyeepygworl
Go check it out now! #25DaysOfXmas
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
“Playing Reindeer Games”
📝: u/Nonpopper90
🎙️: u/DahliaVA
“Silent Night, Hoe-ly Night”
📝: u/Whimsandwhimsy
🎙️: u/Sleepyeepygworl
Go check it out now! #25DaysOfXmas
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🎶For the 8th day of Xmas, your Goddess brings to you…🎶
“Playing Reindeer Games”
📝: u/Nonpopper90
🎙️: u/DahliaVA
“Silent Night, Hoe-ly Night”
📝: u/Whimsandwhimsy
🎙️: u/Sleepyeepygworl
Go check it out now! #25DaysOfXmas
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
“Playing Reindeer Games”
📝: u/Nonpopper90
🎙️: u/DahliaVA
“Silent Night, Hoe-ly Night”
📝: u/Whimsandwhimsy
🎙️: u/Sleepyeepygworl
Go check it out now! #25DaysOfXmas
www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
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Forgot to talk about it, but earlier I actually made an organized post with all of my active spicy links and little descriptions of what I do with each
Do throw an upvote my way if you wanna c:
www.reddit.com/u/DelawareDa...
Do throw an upvote my way if you wanna c:
www.reddit.com/u/DelawareDa...
[Mature Content] From DelawareDark's profile on Reddit: Spicy Links Masterlist
Posted by DelawareDark - 1 vote and 0 comments
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December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Forgot to talk about it, but earlier I actually made an organized post with all of my active spicy links and little descriptions of what I do with each
Do throw an upvote my way if you wanna c:
www.reddit.com/u/DelawareDa...
Do throw an upvote my way if you wanna c:
www.reddit.com/u/DelawareDa...
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I’ve been lax about promoting my spicy advent calendar audios on here, but December 1-8 are live, and things are starting to get steamy!
www.reddit.com/u/weaponized...
www.reddit.com/u/weaponized...
![Dubs Avent Calendar 2025 - December 08, 2025
[M4F] "Christmas Eve" [OC][CW: Wine Mentions]
[Anal Play] [Butt Plug][Established Relationship]
[Boyfriend Experience / Husband Experience]
[Romantic][Intimate][Kissing][Blowjob][Analingus]
[Cunnilingus][Missionary][Doggy Style][Listener
Orgasm] [Two Speaker Orgasms][Aftercare]
[Narrative] to [Direct Dialogue][SFX][Wet Sounds]
[Holiday Music]
Each day from December 1 through December 23, 2025, I will be releasing a short audio (approximately
2 minutes in length). The audios are serialized, meaning that each subsequent audio builds upon the audio(s) that came out previously. These audios will be bare-bones, so no SFX.
On December 24th, Christmas Eve, I will be releasing a very special audio, which combines the shorts into a full-length version, complete with sound effects.
Please note that the tags are specific to the FULL AUDIO. Not all of the tags will appear in each individual short. I hope you enjoy!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h3uhsowvziyr3jm7oxwfpflu/bafkreiatnzvmkygqzmcpy2h7vrmwdevokphb3zhjfysp7oakf32fp3e22q@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’ve been lax about promoting my spicy advent calendar audios on here, but December 1-8 are live, and things are starting to get steamy!
www.reddit.com/u/weaponized...
www.reddit.com/u/weaponized...
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Hey! This audio is almost 2 hours long and is part 4 of a 5 part series of rambles that are running at about 6 hours in length now!
You get all those moans + hundreds of hours of additional audio content for just £10/$12 a month!
You get all those moans + hundreds of hours of additional audio content for just £10/$12 a month!
I think Himbo Jarl is forever now...
💦🚫 [M4A] No Nut November Ramblefap Challenge #4 [Permanent Himbofication] 💦🚫
NEW NSFW AUDIO ON PATREON & SUBSTAR ❤️
Listen HERE: www.patreon.com/posts/145295...
or HERE: subscribestar.adult/posts/2223541
Tags Below 👇🏼
💦🚫 [M4A] No Nut November Ramblefap Challenge #4 [Permanent Himbofication] 💦🚫
NEW NSFW AUDIO ON PATREON & SUBSTAR ❤️
Listen HERE: www.patreon.com/posts/145295...
or HERE: subscribestar.adult/posts/2223541
Tags Below 👇🏼
EXCLUSIVE: [M4A] NNN Challenge #4 [Audiochan Post] [See Discord or Audiochan for Tags] | Jarl Audio
Get more from Jarl Audio on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Hey! This audio is almost 2 hours long and is part 4 of a 5 part series of rambles that are running at about 6 hours in length now!
You get all those moans + hundreds of hours of additional audio content for just £10/$12 a month!
You get all those moans + hundreds of hours of additional audio content for just £10/$12 a month!
I’m working on a commission that is kicking my ass. Multiple revisions sent back and more requested - if you have any words of support I would so appreciate it. The words have ceased to make sense, I have no idea if it’s good anymore, I’m a bit of a wreck about it. 😭
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’m working on a commission that is kicking my ass. Multiple revisions sent back and more requested - if you have any words of support I would so appreciate it. The words have ceased to make sense, I have no idea if it’s good anymore, I’m a bit of a wreck about it. 😭
If you like Christmassy/wintery/folky music I have a playlist for you
Just a heads up there’s a bunch of Christo-religious songs on there - I’m an atheist but I can’t deny the church has a lot of bangers
open.spotify.com/playlist/2il...
Just a heads up there’s a bunch of Christo-religious songs on there - I’m an atheist but I can’t deny the church has a lot of bangers
open.spotify.com/playlist/2il...
Christmas Folk
open.spotify.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
If you like Christmassy/wintery/folky music I have a playlist for you
Just a heads up there’s a bunch of Christo-religious songs on there - I’m an atheist but I can’t deny the church has a lot of bangers
open.spotify.com/playlist/2il...
Just a heads up there’s a bunch of Christo-religious songs on there - I’m an atheist but I can’t deny the church has a lot of bangers
open.spotify.com/playlist/2il...
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And the edging to 400 begins hehe
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
And the edging to 400 begins hehe
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A little Christmas gift-- Halsin said love is stored in the knot
✨(1/2)
From my July patreon 🌿
www.patreon.com/tendermiasma
✥ #bg3 #halsin #clover
✨(1/2)
From my July patreon 🌿
www.patreon.com/tendermiasma
✥ #bg3 #halsin #clover
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A little Christmas gift-- Halsin said love is stored in the knot
✨(1/2)
From my July patreon 🌿
www.patreon.com/tendermiasma
✥ #bg3 #halsin #clover
✨(1/2)
From my July patreon 🌿
www.patreon.com/tendermiasma
✥ #bg3 #halsin #clover
I have this joke about Sisyphus but it’s a never ending task to tell it
i have this joke about Aristophanes, but i'm too horny to tell it
I have this joke about Butler, but it's problematic.
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I have this joke about Sisyphus but it’s a never ending task to tell it