Andisheh Nouraee
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When did DO NOT CHASE become mandatory for lost dog signs? Who’s out there chasing dogs? 🧵
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When did DO NOT CHASE become mandatory for lost dog signs? Who’s out there chasing dogs? 🧵
Where is the Love? At 4% www.ajc.com/politics/atl...
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Where is the Love? At 4% www.ajc.com/politics/atl...
A few months ago I told a friend that Trump was finishing what Bin Laden started. I didn’t mean it quite so literally.
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A few months ago I told a friend that Trump was finishing what Bin Laden started. I didn’t mean it quite so literally.
Help! My eye care insurer is trying to be funny.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Help! My eye care insurer is trying to be funny.
@ibogost.com unexpected buns in my office kitchen
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@ibogost.com unexpected buns in my office kitchen
600+ people have signed a petition to “save” my neighborhood’s dog park. Save from what, I wondered. From the city’s plan to add a walkway, a section for small dogs, a raised crosswalk for safer access, and a shade structure. Have the petitioner or its signers looked at the plan?
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
600+ people have signed a petition to “save” my neighborhood’s dog park. Save from what, I wondered. From the city’s plan to add a walkway, a section for small dogs, a raised crosswalk for safer access, and a shade structure. Have the petitioner or its signers looked at the plan?
So, apparently, is Linux.
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So, apparently, is Linux.
October 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Mark my words: Every person who attended that party will die.
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Mark my words: Every person who attended that party will die.
Starting off the work week with a lie.
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Starting off the work week with a lie.
This is jellybean erasure
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is jellybean erasure
America has gone downhill since they took God out of casual chain dining. 🇺🇸⛪️
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
America has gone downhill since they took God out of casual chain dining. 🇺🇸⛪️
This Sunday: The Original Nepo Baby
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This Sunday: The Original Nepo Baby
Democrats reject beauty
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Democrats reject beauty
My wife says I’m a cheater but I always tell her
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My wife says I’m a cheater but I always tell her
REMEMBER FELLAS, WATCH YOUR RHETORIC.
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
REMEMBER FELLAS, WATCH YOUR RHETORIC.
THIS MACHINE THINKS BOTH SIDES NEED TO RECONSIDER THEIR INFLAMMATORY RHETORIC
September 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
THIS MACHINE THINKS BOTH SIDES NEED TO RECONSIDER THEIR INFLAMMATORY RHETORIC
I canceled Disney+ and Hulu because I'm not interested in subscribing to TrumpTV. Bring back @jimmykimmel.com and apologize.
September 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I canceled Disney+ and Hulu because I'm not interested in subscribing to TrumpTV. Bring back @jimmykimmel.com and apologize.