when you’re bi and don’t have a roster or a bench during pride month you can’t even yell biphobia bc it’s just being called a loser lol some people are out there with boyfriends girlfriends AND theyfriends
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
when you’re bi and don’t have a roster or a bench during pride month you can’t even yell biphobia bc it’s just being called a loser lol some people are out there with boyfriends girlfriends AND theyfriends
Why does it always cost me 2 fully burnt pancakes to figure out the heat to batter ratio?
June 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Why does it always cost me 2 fully burnt pancakes to figure out the heat to batter ratio?
They tell you not to open the oven door while you bake things, even just to take a peek. So I do the next best thing, which is to turn on the oven light and press my nose against the door for 20 minutes.
May 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
They tell you not to open the oven door while you bake things, even just to take a peek. So I do the next best thing, which is to turn on the oven light and press my nose against the door for 20 minutes.
I’m turning twenty nine this summer. I finally feel good enough about myself to wear sexy backless things. And my teenage backne has not resolved itself. I’m gonna throw a bitch fit.
May 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m turning twenty nine this summer. I finally feel good enough about myself to wear sexy backless things. And my teenage backne has not resolved itself. I’m gonna throw a bitch fit.
they should replace all communion wafers with pizza bagels now
May 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
they should replace all communion wafers with pizza bagels now
Just saw a man who looks to be over the age of 35 say “we should skibbidi toilet it out” and I’m horrified
March 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just saw a man who looks to be over the age of 35 say “we should skibbidi toilet it out” and I’m horrified
red line doing its insanely slow crawl from central to harvard, my adhd medication’s wearing off and it’s making my head feel like it’s gonna explode, and a baby will not stop screaming (poor baby). And I still have the vertigo escalator waiting for me at the next stop. helpppp
March 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
red line doing its insanely slow crawl from central to harvard, my adhd medication’s wearing off and it’s making my head feel like it’s gonna explode, and a baby will not stop screaming (poor baby). And I still have the vertigo escalator waiting for me at the next stop. helpppp
did not slay as hard at the rmv this time. Asked to take my picture again and still!
February 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
did not slay as hard at the rmv this time. Asked to take my picture again and still!
life getting so chaotic that you start listening to bach and only bach (it’s ok it just means I’m on the precipice of growth and change)
February 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
life getting so chaotic that you start listening to bach and only bach (it’s ok it just means I’m on the precipice of growth and change)
life getting so tough you tear up your stress ball then spend 2 hours on the internet searching for more
February 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
life getting so tough you tear up your stress ball then spend 2 hours on the internet searching for more
Sitting in bed. Breathing and realizing I just want to make things and I don’t want to sell them. I want to help and I don’t want to quantify or justify the reason. I need to leave.
February 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sitting in bed. Breathing and realizing I just want to make things and I don’t want to sell them. I want to help and I don’t want to quantify or justify the reason. I need to leave.
something very comforting about taking a morning train and feeling the warm sunlight through the window. the wheels thrumming under the car. The snow sparkling. The smell of peeled clementines.
February 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
something very comforting about taking a morning train and feeling the warm sunlight through the window. the wheels thrumming under the car. The snow sparkling. The smell of peeled clementines.
no valentines but really looking forward to alessia cara’s song drop
February 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
no valentines but really looking forward to alessia cara’s song drop
Packed myself a deconstructed tuna maki situation and it lowkey looks like I packed myself cat food 😭
January 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Packed myself a deconstructed tuna maki situation and it lowkey looks like I packed myself cat food 😭
every time i’m in the office i’m always thinking about going home
January 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
every time i’m in the office i’m always thinking about going home
one way I’ve been radicalizing my sister (who lives in korea and does not pay too much attention to international news) is telling her about all the boston nail salons owned by ukrainian women
December 22, 2024 at 4:33 AM
one way I’ve been radicalizing my sister (who lives in korea and does not pay too much attention to international news) is telling her about all the boston nail salons owned by ukrainian women
on my first night in my new apartment, it snowed and it stuck. Feels like a good omen for a clean slate and a prosperous new year ☃️
December 20, 2024 at 6:41 PM
on my first night in my new apartment, it snowed and it stuck. Feels like a good omen for a clean slate and a prosperous new year ☃️
Setting a reminder to stock up on lao gan ma sauce before the end of this year
December 8, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Setting a reminder to stock up on lao gan ma sauce before the end of this year
them: so what have you been up to after work?
me: [thinking about how I’ve been optimizing storage on my overworked computer] uhhhh not much
me: [thinking about how I’ve been optimizing storage on my overworked computer] uhhhh not much
December 5, 2024 at 1:05 AM
them: so what have you been up to after work?
me: [thinking about how I’ve been optimizing storage on my overworked computer] uhhhh not much
me: [thinking about how I’ve been optimizing storage on my overworked computer] uhhhh not much
spotify give me the little gay cities I could live in based on my taste instead of the pixelpussy PLEASE
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM
spotify give me the little gay cities I could live in based on my taste instead of the pixelpussy PLEASE
thinking about the half empty lunchable I saw on the train today…why didn’t they finish the cheese
December 3, 2024 at 2:59 AM
thinking about the half empty lunchable I saw on the train today…why didn’t they finish the cheese
I really need to upgrade my media console in this next move but if I have to put together another piece of ikea furniture I might just die
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I really need to upgrade my media console in this next move but if I have to put together another piece of ikea furniture I might just die
Trying to remember why I started drinking diet coke and it’s because I needed a pick me up around this time of day during this time of year
November 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Trying to remember why I started drinking diet coke and it’s because I needed a pick me up around this time of day during this time of year
tony leung is who jackie chan wishes he were
November 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
tony leung is who jackie chan wishes he were
I want to be a cat stretching by a fireplace I want to be a cat well loved in a bodega I want to be a cat no thoughts no plans just meow meow meow
November 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I want to be a cat stretching by a fireplace I want to be a cat well loved in a bodega I want to be a cat no thoughts no plans just meow meow meow