Kobe Bryant
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Kobe Bryant
@ancientprawns.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Lord make me holy… RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!
I got 2 good phrases in the last 24 hours, thanks to the phrase muse:
-“Catechist to the stars”
-band called “[firstname lastname] and the Minority Shareholders”
-“Catechist to the stars”
-band called “[firstname lastname] and the Minority Shareholders”
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I got 2 good phrases in the last 24 hours, thanks to the phrase muse:
-“Catechist to the stars”
-band called “[firstname lastname] and the Minority Shareholders”
-“Catechist to the stars”
-band called “[firstname lastname] and the Minority Shareholders”
It’s such a mind-fuck to have direct evidence of just how pedophilic all these people are. This whole year has just been a litany of gruesome subtext turned gruesome text. This one is really hitting though
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s such a mind-fuck to have direct evidence of just how pedophilic all these people are. This whole year has just been a litany of gruesome subtext turned gruesome text. This one is really hitting though
I sort of think that knitting is becoming for me what baking was a few years ago, which is cool and also makes sense. Portable, can work on it in dribs and drabs, still interesting technically but lower pressure because can fix mistakes
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I sort of think that knitting is becoming for me what baking was a few years ago, which is cool and also makes sense. Portable, can work on it in dribs and drabs, still interesting technically but lower pressure because can fix mistakes
At long last: Acid Hat (I still need to sew in the ends)
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
At long last: Acid Hat (I still need to sew in the ends)
If I am going to continue existing in enclosed public spaces, I am going to need more powerful noise-cancelling headphones
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If I am going to continue existing in enclosed public spaces, I am going to need more powerful noise-cancelling headphones
I think AI is going to lead to (is leading to) a boredom renaissance
I missed the chance to screenshot it but saxophonist Maria Grand had a really good response to someone asking her if she uses generative AI which was something to the effect of “the tediousness is integral to the process”
A pretty bleak thing that GenAI is revealing is that a significant percentage of the population seems to have no interest in actually learning or doing anything. They want to ChatGPT their way out of hobbies, art making, everything... www.thecut.com/article/woul...
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think AI is going to lead to (is leading to) a boredom renaissance
*garnishes u with lots of freshly grated parmesan cheese*
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
*garnishes u with lots of freshly grated parmesan cheese*
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
The first paragraph of Descartes’s Meditations is so fucking funny
Specifically the line “Accordingly, I have today suitably freed my mind of all cares, secured for myself a period of leisurely tranquility, and am withdrawing into solitude”
Specifically the line “Accordingly, I have today suitably freed my mind of all cares, secured for myself a period of leisurely tranquility, and am withdrawing into solitude”
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The first paragraph of Descartes’s Meditations is so fucking funny
Specifically the line “Accordingly, I have today suitably freed my mind of all cares, secured for myself a period of leisurely tranquility, and am withdrawing into solitude”
Specifically the line “Accordingly, I have today suitably freed my mind of all cares, secured for myself a period of leisurely tranquility, and am withdrawing into solitude”
Long-awaited evidence
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Long-awaited evidence
I am wearing a little bit of an Andor fit to a work training today… in the imperial style
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I am wearing a little bit of an Andor fit to a work training today… in the imperial style
This fit would be great on, like, a 19yo at… I don’t know… Bard? Bard feels wrong
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This fit would be great on, like, a 19yo at… I don’t know… Bard? Bard feels wrong
Blocking always takes DA longest
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Blocking always takes DA longest
Getting kind of tired of chopped pistachios as a garnish
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Getting kind of tired of chopped pistachios as a garnish
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Very important news everyone
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Very important news everyone
Acid Hat. Acid Hat
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Acid Hat. Acid Hat
Everybody just gets to decide which rules they follow now. Everybody gets to do their own research and make the choices that best suit their own needs. It’s so awesome!!! I love AMERICA!!!!!!
The erosion of the norm of not running red lights is going to do me in. In recent memory I’ve had fully 3 Uber drivers run red lights
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Everybody just gets to decide which rules they follow now. Everybody gets to do their own research and make the choices that best suit their own needs. It’s so awesome!!! I love AMERICA!!!!!!
The erosion of the norm of not running red lights is going to do me in. In recent memory I’ve had fully 3 Uber drivers run red lights
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The erosion of the norm of not running red lights is going to do me in. In recent memory I’ve had fully 3 Uber drivers run red lights
I will be so sad if the AI bubble doesn’t pop. It’s an inevitability I was looking forward to, like It Happening
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I will be so sad if the AI bubble doesn’t pop. It’s an inevitability I was looking forward to, like It Happening
These are hard times
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
These are hard times
[not Sharon’s post] i have never read a h*rnier photo caption
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
[not Sharon’s post] i have never read a h*rnier photo caption
Watching My Neighbor Totoro for the first time in years. Gosh that is a beautiful movie. A love letter to human vision
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Watching My Neighbor Totoro for the first time in years. Gosh that is a beautiful movie. A love letter to human vision
PetiteKnit decided to design a sweater in a non-neutral color and proved that she, possibly shouldn’t do that
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
PetiteKnit decided to design a sweater in a non-neutral color and proved that she, possibly shouldn’t do that
What is he gonna do if they don’t? Withhold federal funding from them?
JUST IN: The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
Trump tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What is he gonna do if they don’t? Withhold federal funding from them?
It’s peanuts, really, but it makes me sad when the McElroy brothers talk about using AI, which they do from time to time. You guys are professional creatives. Stop it!
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s peanuts, really, but it makes me sad when the McElroy brothers talk about using AI, which they do from time to time. You guys are professional creatives. Stop it!