An Average Ralph
@anaverageralph.bsky.social
Just your average Ralph.
"If autocorrect, then Star Trek"
But rich people are definitely rich because they're more intelligent than everyone else
a͟_̧̼̖̮̟̺͎ͬ͋̌ͫ̑ͪͣ̃ͣl͙̗̣̇́ͯͣ̈́ͩͬͪ̑͞o̶̘̤̦̅́̎̓͞n̛͉̠̍͠_̴͔̲ͤͯ_̸͎̤̩̩̳ͬ̃͆͗ͣͮ̆̎̂ͤ̊̓̀ͧ̂̂g̸̸̸̛̞̼͔̦̞͉͓̞̿̔͛ͥͩ̔͂̌͜͟͞_ w̴̴̶̨̛͖̱͚̫̯̱̜͉̬̹̭̟̟͆̾́ͤ͑͒̏͊ͩ̿́̃ͥͦͨͤ͋ͅi͍̞͌ͪ̂ͤ̓̿̌͛͗ͪ͡͠ţ̶̵̧̨̨͍̜̪͎̦̘̖̔͑̀́̏ͧ̈́̌̒ͣ̿̚̚̕͟͝͡h̨̞̠̬̋̃̌ͦͧͣ́́ͭ̄́ͦ͗ͯ̿͠ͅ b̸̢̡̢̛̗̮̬̲̦͓̦̮͎̣̠̤̑ͭͤ͋̏̿̓̃́̔͌ͣ̋̾͢ȩ̣͚͊ͮ͠ï̩̱̚_̨̞͇̹͈̮̥͙̖̗̭͑́̈̿ͨ̊͑ͦͨͫ̋͂͆͗̅ͪͨ͊͟͟͢͞n̵̸̵̢̗͇̗̫̙͙̥̖̼͖͙̦̝̋̿̌ͧͦ̀̒̓ͧ͛̐̋̒̈́ͩ͗ͮ͒͂́̊̚̚͘͢͜͡͞͞͝ģ̷̷̝̭̱̹̲̞̮̪̻̮͗̀̎ͯ̏ͯ̄̇̅̿̀ͥ̀̇ͥ͑̇̈̎̀ͯͮ̔̇̕͘̕̚͟͢͢͝ g̵̴̡̼͇͎̳̹̮̮͗̾́ͨ̅̾ͫ͑͡ȩ̷̵̩̹̦̙͙͔̝͔̤̯͉̯͙͔ͧ̑ͣͬͨͥ͒̋̊̉ͧ̄͋ͪͫͤ͑ͦͧ̏̏͠n̵̛̪̙̩̺͍̰̹̪̖̯͚̳̣̼̜ͨ́͋͂̐̅͒̾̏͂̾̄͆́̽͑ͨ̒̔͘͜͟͢e̡̹̓͒͋t̝_̵̘̫̩̩̓̒ͨͨ͗͊ͤ̏̋͒ͨ̎ͦ͡͠ͅi̵̟c̶̶̴̨̢̜̟̤̼̘̬̹͖̲͙̲̮̙͈̤̣̟̳ͩ̎͗ͮ͒ͩ̇ͦ̄̒ͬ̓̉̆̑̄͛̋̏͘͞͞͠a̵̧̨̹̣͒ͣ͊̀̉͆͂͘_̴̷̡͎̠̪͉̼̮̠͎ͤͧͩͥͯ͒͆̔́ͩͮ͠ḽ̙l̴̷̡̤͉̝̲̝̦ͮ̈́̊͌̐͜y̸̴̤͚͓̳̰͈̱̦̳͉̓̅ͭ̇ͦ͒ͩ͋̂ͤ̌̚͡͝ͅ s̡̛̮̗͈̝̲͔̣̪̺̱͇̪͕̍̌ͬ̒̾̔̒̾͟͞_̡̠̹̝͖̬̟̹͚̝ͣͪ̔̋̌͟͠ư̶̦͖̥̞̭͓͍̰̥ͦͪ̀́̎͐͂͛͗̂͟͝p̨̨͎̥̙̹̤̀̌̑̅̿͒̇ͤ̒͌ͧͦ͡͞_̷̰͚͔̞̣̘͛ͥ̍̏̋ͨ̽̀̄e̛͇͉̱̬͚̳͎͔̞͆̒̀̀̍͘͡ȓ̢̡̢͚͓̲̦̝̞̺͙̖̟͔͍̼̘̺͚̐ͫͭͬ̎ͯ̊͑̇ͪͭ͆̈͘͟͜͢͠͞͠͝i̺̺̳_̷̛̮̣͙̮̯̬̝̞̣̏ͣ̃ͣ͋̐̾ͪ̅̉̐̅̃ͪͦͫ̀́͋͟͟͜͞ͅó̧͎̫̞͎̦̪̻͚̩͌͂̀͌̿ͥ̚̚͜r͕͊
But rich people are definitely rich because they're more intelligent than everyone else
a͟_̧̼̖̮̟̺͎ͬ͋̌ͫ̑ͪͣ̃ͣl͙̗̣̇́ͯͣ̈́ͩͬͪ̑͞o̶̘̤̦̅́̎̓͞n̛͉̠̍͠_̴͔̲ͤͯ_̸͎̤̩̩̳ͬ̃͆͗ͣͮ̆̎̂ͤ̊̓̀ͧ̂̂g̸̸̸̛̞̼͔̦̞͉͓̞̿̔͛ͥͩ̔͂̌͜͟͞_ w̴̴̶̨̛͖̱͚̫̯̱̜͉̬̹̭̟̟͆̾́ͤ͑͒̏͊ͩ̿́̃ͥͦͨͤ͋ͅi͍̞͌ͪ̂ͤ̓̿̌͛͗ͪ͡͠ţ̶̵̧̨̨͍̜̪͎̦̘̖̔͑̀́̏ͧ̈́̌̒ͣ̿̚̚̕͟͝͡h̨̞̠̬̋̃̌ͦͧͣ́́ͭ̄́ͦ͗ͯ̿͠ͅ b̸̢̡̢̛̗̮̬̲̦͓̦̮͎̣̠̤̑ͭͤ͋̏̿̓̃́̔͌ͣ̋̾͢ȩ̣͚͊ͮ͠ï̩̱̚_̨̞͇̹͈̮̥͙̖̗̭͑́̈̿ͨ̊͑ͦͨͫ̋͂͆͗̅ͪͨ͊͟͟͢͞n̵̸̵̢̗͇̗̫̙͙̥̖̼͖͙̦̝̋̿̌ͧͦ̀̒̓ͧ͛̐̋̒̈́ͩ͗ͮ͒͂́̊̚̚͘͢͜͡͞͞͝ģ̷̷̝̭̱̹̲̞̮̪̻̮͗̀̎ͯ̏ͯ̄̇̅̿̀ͥ̀̇ͥ͑̇̈̎̀ͯͮ̔̇̕͘̕̚͟͢͢͝ g̵̴̡̼͇͎̳̹̮̮͗̾́ͨ̅̾ͫ͑͡ȩ̷̵̩̹̦̙͙͔̝͔̤̯͉̯͙͔ͧ̑ͣͬͨͥ͒̋̊̉ͧ̄͋ͪͫͤ͑ͦͧ̏̏͠n̵̛̪̙̩̺͍̰̹̪̖̯͚̳̣̼̜ͨ́͋͂̐̅͒̾̏͂̾̄͆́̽͑ͨ̒̔͘͜͟͢e̡̹̓͒͋t̝_̵̘̫̩̩̓̒ͨͨ͗͊ͤ̏̋͒ͨ̎ͦ͡͠ͅi̵̟c̶̶̴̨̢̜̟̤̼̘̬̹͖̲͙̲̮̙͈̤̣̟̳ͩ̎͗ͮ͒ͩ̇ͦ̄̒ͬ̓̉̆̑̄͛̋̏͘͞͞͠a̵̧̨̹̣͒ͣ͊̀̉͆͂͘_̴̷̡͎̠̪͉̼̮̠͎ͤͧͩͥͯ͒͆̔́ͩͮ͠ḽ̙l̴̷̡̤͉̝̲̝̦ͮ̈́̊͌̐͜y̸̴̤͚͓̳̰͈̱̦̳͉̓̅ͭ̇ͦ͒ͩ͋̂ͤ̌̚͡͝ͅ s̡̛̮̗͈̝̲͔̣̪̺̱͇̪͕̍̌ͬ̒̾̔̒̾͟͞_̡̠̹̝͖̬̟̹͚̝ͣͪ̔̋̌͟͠ư̶̦͖̥̞̭͓͍̰̥ͦͪ̀́̎͐͂͛͗̂͟͝p̨̨͎̥̙̹̤̀̌̑̅̿͒̇ͤ̒͌ͧͦ͡͞_̷̰͚͔̞̣̘͛ͥ̍̏̋ͨ̽̀̄e̛͇͉̱̬͚̳͎͔̞͆̒̀̀̍͘͡ȓ̢̡̢͚͓̲̦̝̞̺͙̖̟͔͍̼̘̺͚̐ͫͭͬ̎ͯ̊͑̇ͪͭ͆̈͘͟͜͢͠͞͠͝i̺̺̳_̷̛̮̣͙̮̯̬̝̞̣̏ͣ̃ͣ͋̐̾ͪ̅̉̐̅̃ͪͦͫ̀́͋͟͟͜͞ͅó̧͎̫̞͎̦̪̻͚̩͌͂̀͌̿ͥ̚̚͜r͕͊
June 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"If autocorrect, then Star Trek"
But rich people are definitely rich because they're more intelligent than everyone else
a͟_̧̼̖̮̟̺͎ͬ͋̌ͫ̑ͪͣ̃ͣl͙̗̣̇́ͯͣ̈́ͩͬͪ̑͞o̶̘̤̦̅́̎̓͞n̛͉̠̍͠_̴͔̲ͤͯ_̸͎̤̩̩̳ͬ̃͆͗ͣͮ̆̎̂ͤ̊̓̀ͧ̂̂g̸̸̸̛̞̼͔̦̞͉͓̞̿̔͛ͥͩ̔͂̌͜͟͞_ w̴̴̶̨̛͖̱͚̫̯̱̜͉̬̹̭̟̟͆̾́ͤ͑͒̏͊ͩ̿́̃ͥͦͨͤ͋ͅi͍̞͌ͪ̂ͤ̓̿̌͛͗ͪ͡͠ţ̶̵̧̨̨͍̜̪͎̦̘̖̔͑̀́̏ͧ̈́̌̒ͣ̿̚̚̕͟͝͡h̨̞̠̬̋̃̌ͦͧͣ́́ͭ̄́ͦ͗ͯ̿͠ͅ b̸̢̡̢̛̗̮̬̲̦͓̦̮͎̣̠̤̑ͭͤ͋̏̿̓̃́̔͌ͣ̋̾͢ȩ̣͚͊ͮ͠ï̩̱̚_̨̞͇̹͈̮̥͙̖̗̭͑́̈̿ͨ̊͑ͦͨͫ̋͂͆͗̅ͪͨ͊͟͟͢͞n̵̸̵̢̗͇̗̫̙͙̥̖̼͖͙̦̝̋̿̌ͧͦ̀̒̓ͧ͛̐̋̒̈́ͩ͗ͮ͒͂́̊̚̚͘͢͜͡͞͞͝ģ̷̷̝̭̱̹̲̞̮̪̻̮͗̀̎ͯ̏ͯ̄̇̅̿̀ͥ̀̇ͥ͑̇̈̎̀ͯͮ̔̇̕͘̕̚͟͢͢͝ g̵̴̡̼͇͎̳̹̮̮͗̾́ͨ̅̾ͫ͑͡ȩ̷̵̩̹̦̙͙͔̝͔̤̯͉̯͙͔ͧ̑ͣͬͨͥ͒̋̊̉ͧ̄͋ͪͫͤ͑ͦͧ̏̏͠n̵̛̪̙̩̺͍̰̹̪̖̯͚̳̣̼̜ͨ́͋͂̐̅͒̾̏͂̾̄͆́̽͑ͨ̒̔͘͜͟͢e̡̹̓͒͋t̝_̵̘̫̩̩̓̒ͨͨ͗͊ͤ̏̋͒ͨ̎ͦ͡͠ͅi̵̟c̶̶̴̨̢̜̟̤̼̘̬̹͖̲͙̲̮̙͈̤̣̟̳ͩ̎͗ͮ͒ͩ̇ͦ̄̒ͬ̓̉̆̑̄͛̋̏͘͞͞͠a̵̧̨̹̣͒ͣ͊̀̉͆͂͘_̴̷̡͎̠̪͉̼̮̠͎ͤͧͩͥͯ͒͆̔́ͩͮ͠ḽ̙l̴̷̡̤͉̝̲̝̦ͮ̈́̊͌̐͜y̸̴̤͚͓̳̰͈̱̦̳͉̓̅ͭ̇ͦ͒ͩ͋̂ͤ̌̚͡͝ͅ s̡̛̮̗͈̝̲͔̣̪̺̱͇̪͕̍̌ͬ̒̾̔̒̾͟͞_̡̠̹̝͖̬̟̹͚̝ͣͪ̔̋̌͟͠ư̶̦͖̥̞̭͓͍̰̥ͦͪ̀́̎͐͂͛͗̂͟͝p̨̨͎̥̙̹̤̀̌̑̅̿͒̇ͤ̒͌ͧͦ͡͞_̷̰͚͔̞̣̘͛ͥ̍̏̋ͨ̽̀̄e̛͇͉̱̬͚̳͎͔̞͆̒̀̀̍͘͡ȓ̢̡̢͚͓̲̦̝̞̺͙̖̟͔͍̼̘̺͚̐ͫͭͬ̎ͯ̊͑̇ͪͭ͆̈͘͟͜͢͠͞͠͝i̺̺̳_̷̛̮̣͙̮̯̬̝̞̣̏ͣ̃ͣ͋̐̾ͪ̅̉̐̅̃ͪͦͫ̀́͋͟͟͜͞ͅó̧͎̫̞͎̦̪̻͚̩͌͂̀͌̿ͥ̚̚͜r͕͊
But rich people are definitely rich because they're more intelligent than everyone else
a͟_̧̼̖̮̟̺͎ͬ͋̌ͫ̑ͪͣ̃ͣl͙̗̣̇́ͯͣ̈́ͩͬͪ̑͞o̶̘̤̦̅́̎̓͞n̛͉̠̍͠_̴͔̲ͤͯ_̸͎̤̩̩̳ͬ̃͆͗ͣͮ̆̎̂ͤ̊̓̀ͧ̂̂g̸̸̸̛̞̼͔̦̞͉͓̞̿̔͛ͥͩ̔͂̌͜͟͞_ w̴̴̶̨̛͖̱͚̫̯̱̜͉̬̹̭̟̟͆̾́ͤ͑͒̏͊ͩ̿́̃ͥͦͨͤ͋ͅi͍̞͌ͪ̂ͤ̓̿̌͛͗ͪ͡͠ţ̶̵̧̨̨͍̜̪͎̦̘̖̔͑̀́̏ͧ̈́̌̒ͣ̿̚̚̕͟͝͡h̨̞̠̬̋̃̌ͦͧͣ́́ͭ̄́ͦ͗ͯ̿͠ͅ b̸̢̡̢̛̗̮̬̲̦͓̦̮͎̣̠̤̑ͭͤ͋̏̿̓̃́̔͌ͣ̋̾͢ȩ̣͚͊ͮ͠ï̩̱̚_̨̞͇̹͈̮̥͙̖̗̭͑́̈̿ͨ̊͑ͦͨͫ̋͂͆͗̅ͪͨ͊͟͟͢͞n̵̸̵̢̗͇̗̫̙͙̥̖̼͖͙̦̝̋̿̌ͧͦ̀̒̓ͧ͛̐̋̒̈́ͩ͗ͮ͒͂́̊̚̚͘͢͜͡͞͞͝ģ̷̷̝̭̱̹̲̞̮̪̻̮͗̀̎ͯ̏ͯ̄̇̅̿̀ͥ̀̇ͥ͑̇̈̎̀ͯͮ̔̇̕͘̕̚͟͢͢͝ g̵̴̡̼͇͎̳̹̮̮͗̾́ͨ̅̾ͫ͑͡ȩ̷̵̩̹̦̙͙͔̝͔̤̯͉̯͙͔ͧ̑ͣͬͨͥ͒̋̊̉ͧ̄͋ͪͫͤ͑ͦͧ̏̏͠n̵̛̪̙̩̺͍̰̹̪̖̯͚̳̣̼̜ͨ́͋͂̐̅͒̾̏͂̾̄͆́̽͑ͨ̒̔͘͜͟͢e̡̹̓͒͋t̝_̵̘̫̩̩̓̒ͨͨ͗͊ͤ̏̋͒ͨ̎ͦ͡͠ͅi̵̟c̶̶̴̨̢̜̟̤̼̘̬̹͖̲͙̲̮̙͈̤̣̟̳ͩ̎͗ͮ͒ͩ̇ͦ̄̒ͬ̓̉̆̑̄͛̋̏͘͞͞͠a̵̧̨̹̣͒ͣ͊̀̉͆͂͘_̴̷̡͎̠̪͉̼̮̠͎ͤͧͩͥͯ͒͆̔́ͩͮ͠ḽ̙l̴̷̡̤͉̝̲̝̦ͮ̈́̊͌̐͜y̸̴̤͚͓̳̰͈̱̦̳͉̓̅ͭ̇ͦ͒ͩ͋̂ͤ̌̚͡͝ͅ s̡̛̮̗͈̝̲͔̣̪̺̱͇̪͕̍̌ͬ̒̾̔̒̾͟͞_̡̠̹̝͖̬̟̹͚̝ͣͪ̔̋̌͟͠ư̶̦͖̥̞̭͓͍̰̥ͦͪ̀́̎͐͂͛͗̂͟͝p̨̨͎̥̙̹̤̀̌̑̅̿͒̇ͤ̒͌ͧͦ͡͞_̷̰͚͔̞̣̘͛ͥ̍̏̋ͨ̽̀̄e̛͇͉̱̬͚̳͎͔̞͆̒̀̀̍͘͡ȓ̢̡̢͚͓̲̦̝̞̺͙̖̟͔͍̼̘̺͚̐ͫͭͬ̎ͯ̊͑̇ͪͭ͆̈͘͟͜͢͠͞͠͝i̺̺̳_̷̛̮̣͙̮̯̬̝̞̣̏ͣ̃ͣ͋̐̾ͪ̅̉̐̅̃ͪͦͫ̀́͋͟͟͜͞ͅó̧͎̫̞͎̦̪̻͚̩͌͂̀͌̿ͥ̚̚͜r͕͊