An Average Ralph
anaverageralph.bsky.social
An Average Ralph
@anaverageralph.bsky.social
Just your average Ralph.
The cognitive dissonance is so vast it makes the Pacific Ocean look like a shot glass.
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Don't get left behind this Rapture Day!
September 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
On our way to fight fascism.

Also...
August 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm still taking it.
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wait, does that mean T H E S E A C U B E is a secret Kaaba also?
July 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Here to screm to save the world!

(not sure if you have cicadas in Australia, but if not they come out in late spring and sing really loudly. some years it's like constantly having a motorcycle next to your ear when you're outside)
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June 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"If autocorrect, then Star Trek"

But rich people are definitely rich because they're more intelligent than everyone else

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June 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
First off, no they can't. That's propaganda.

Second off,
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June 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
That's also what mine is, although I use party dot bitmap for the background.
May 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Unsolicited Tricky Richard pic.
May 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Rumor has it that Space Battleship Yamato refuels at Space Elevator Fuso.
May 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM