Alan Wrench
@anarchodadbod.bsky.social
Hudson Valley Hog Wraggler
At the diner by my house and they’re playing Miles Davis, I’m about to cry into my home fries and mimosa.
October 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
At the diner by my house and they’re playing Miles Davis, I’m about to cry into my home fries and mimosa.
The cool thing about being depressed at the end of summer and not being able to eat is that I’m going to look like a sexy beast in short shorts and a four sided long sleeve/hockey jersey this fall.
September 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The cool thing about being depressed at the end of summer and not being able to eat is that I’m going to look like a sexy beast in short shorts and a four sided long sleeve/hockey jersey this fall.
Working a wedding party right now and there’s a lot of white line dancing to the Cupid Shuffle right now.
August 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Working a wedding party right now and there’s a lot of white line dancing to the Cupid Shuffle right now.
I’ve never felt so connected to a character when Peggy Hill sang Enya while having a panic attack a hospital.
August 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ve never felt so connected to a character when Peggy Hill sang Enya while having a panic attack a hospital.
Now that Hangman is once again the People’s Ace I hope he brings back this look.
July 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Now that Hangman is once again the People’s Ace I hope he brings back this look.
Hangman is OUR ace.
July 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hangman is OUR ace.
Restarting my duolingo practices just so I can say “Stop touching my hog!” in different languages at bars I go to.
June 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Restarting my duolingo practices just so I can say “Stop touching my hog!” in different languages at bars I go to.
The second half of this night is so bad that even a Stone Cold segment was hard to stomach.
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The second half of this night is so bad that even a Stone Cold segment was hard to stomach.
Paul vs Styles: Loser can’t use slurs anymore match.
April 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Paul vs Styles: Loser can’t use slurs anymore match.
Waiting your whole career to main event WrestleMania just to have it end up being mediocre
April 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Waiting your whole career to main event WrestleMania just to have it end up being mediocre
I’ve noticed how the cybertruck that used to park near the bar I work at hasn’t been around for the past few weeks.
March 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’ve noticed how the cybertruck that used to park near the bar I work at hasn’t been around for the past few weeks.
I’m about to convince everyone at the bar tonight is daylights saving so I can close early.
March 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I’m about to convince everyone at the bar tonight is daylights saving so I can close early.
Sir, you are over fifty. Why are playing Imagine Dragons on your phone in my bar?
March 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sir, you are over fifty. Why are playing Imagine Dragons on your phone in my bar?
Reposted by Alan Wrench
🚨 ALL OUT FOR WORKERS’ RIGHTS! Tomorrow in D.C. show up and show out!! 🚨
February 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
🚨 ALL OUT FOR WORKERS’ RIGHTS! Tomorrow in D.C. show up and show out!! 🚨
Nothing quite like puking in freshly fallen snow
February 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Nothing quite like puking in freshly fallen snow
Since getting rid of Facebook and cutting back on social media in general, I miss all of the Street Fight Sweeties.
Working on adding some homies from the old Street Fighters fb group
January 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Since getting rid of Facebook and cutting back on social media in general, I miss all of the Street Fight Sweeties.
Eveytime I come back to this account I have a new Carrie Underwood account following me. Bluesky really is more polite.
January 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Eveytime I come back to this account I have a new Carrie Underwood account following me. Bluesky really is more polite.
It’s karaoke night at the bar down the street from my house. A Beatles Guy is talking to me.
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 AM
It’s karaoke night at the bar down the street from my house. A Beatles Guy is talking to me.
There’s a Grateful Dead night at the bar I work at tonight. Everyone is impressed by my knowledge of Dead “Culture” and it’s totally because of Guys.
December 7, 2024 at 4:34 AM
There’s a Grateful Dead night at the bar I work at tonight. Everyone is impressed by my knowledge of Dead “Culture” and it’s totally because of Guys.
There are far too many people in sweat pants in this bar right now.
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 AM
There are far too many people in sweat pants in this bar right now.
DG NEW YORK HARDCORE BEST WRESTLER
November 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
DG NEW YORK HARDCORE BEST WRESTLER
Hangman/switchblade could happen every ppv and I’d be happy
November 24, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Hangman/switchblade could happen every ppv and I’d be happy
I caught a temporary ban on twitter for making fun of Marianne Williamson support RFK Jr. I still hope her orbs break.
November 14, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I caught a temporary ban on twitter for making fun of Marianne Williamson support RFK Jr. I still hope her orbs break.
So like, we’re not allowed to be mean on this right but full hog is okay?
November 14, 2024 at 10:32 PM
So like, we’re not allowed to be mean on this right but full hog is okay?
Guess I’m going to try and use this
November 13, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Guess I’m going to try and use this