Kelly²
@anarchakelly.bsky.social
anarchist without adjectives | c4ss.org | fija.org | 666 with a princess streak | antifa parliamentarian
The sound of a very large whoopie cushion echoes in the distance
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The sound of a very large whoopie cushion echoes in the distance
He’s gonna croak any day now
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
He’s gonna croak any day now
What are they late for
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What are they late for
The system is working exactly as intended.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The system is working exactly as intended.
And after 60 days they inexplicably folded!
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
And after 60 days they inexplicably folded!
tfw the hyperfixation that has sustained you for 6 months starts to lose its luster.
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
tfw the hyperfixation that has sustained you for 6 months starts to lose its luster.
“Summarize that meetings main topics, ChatGPT”
“Sure thing….
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY”
“Sure thing….
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY”
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Summarize that meetings main topics, ChatGPT”
“Sure thing….
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY”
“Sure thing….
NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY”
Went to cnbc to see if they’re reporting on the worst UMich sentiment print in 47 years and instead saw Trump seeking an emergency order to prevent the courts from forcing him to feed starving American families.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Went to cnbc to see if they’re reporting on the worst UMich sentiment print in 47 years and instead saw Trump seeking an emergency order to prevent the courts from forcing him to feed starving American families.
The hair on the back of my neck stands up in some primordial response to these freaks. We are witnessing predation.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The hair on the back of my neck stands up in some primordial response to these freaks. We are witnessing predation.
When you’re fighting over the GameCube controllers at your birthday party and someone gets violent and then the adults come into the room :/
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
When you’re fighting over the GameCube controllers at your birthday party and someone gets violent and then the adults come into the room :/
Trump there with the “mom I frew up”
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Trump there with the “mom I frew up”
This steaming pile of bullshit from Outlook caused me to miss my therapy appointment today
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This steaming pile of bullshit from Outlook caused me to miss my therapy appointment today
Legalizing immigration is the central animating force of my politics. National borders are fake, imaginary lines in our head that cause unknowable and unquantifiable levels of misery and suffering. A regime of global apartheid. Literally degenerate, anti-life, anti-prosperity, anti-freedom.
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Legalizing immigration is the central animating force of my politics. National borders are fake, imaginary lines in our head that cause unknowable and unquantifiable levels of misery and suffering. A regime of global apartheid. Literally degenerate, anti-life, anti-prosperity, anti-freedom.
Italiano 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Lasagna 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Italiano 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Lasagna 🗣️🗣️🗣️
@emmavigeland.bsky.social was election night commentating while stoned last night and it was hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
@emmavigeland.bsky.social was election night commentating while stoned last night and it was hilarious
Today feels pretty good relative to last year’s day after Election Day
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Today feels pretty good relative to last year’s day after Election Day
I voted early this weekend but I’m still taking the Election Day half-day offered by my employer.
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I voted early this weekend but I’m still taking the Election Day half-day offered by my employer.
I used to say something like “if voting changed anything they’d make it illegal.” I have since stopped saying that because they are in fact trying to make voting illegal.
Voting for the lesser evil is a harm reduction tactic. It shouldn’t be the beginning and ending of political engagement
Voting for the lesser evil is a harm reduction tactic. It shouldn’t be the beginning and ending of political engagement
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I used to say something like “if voting changed anything they’d make it illegal.” I have since stopped saying that because they are in fact trying to make voting illegal.
Voting for the lesser evil is a harm reduction tactic. It shouldn’t be the beginning and ending of political engagement
Voting for the lesser evil is a harm reduction tactic. It shouldn’t be the beginning and ending of political engagement
There were no signs so how could anyone have known he would behave this way.
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There were no signs so how could anyone have known he would behave this way.
Objectively hilarious thing to say about being hit by a sandwich.
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Objectively hilarious thing to say about being hit by a sandwich.
