AJ
anannabananacan.bsky.social
AJ
@anannabananacan.bsky.social
Bit of a basket case, but it’s quite a nice basket
I understand that ports pottys are not intended to be a luxurious experience by any means but could we maybe add a purse hook
June 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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BALTIMORE (AP) — Adnan Syed to stay free after judge decides on time served for his murder sentence in 'Serial' case.
March 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My brother and I have always been competitive (we are both in our 30s and we still bring up our SAT scores) but he just asked if he could take me on vacation with him and his wife to watch their kid while they hit a national park, so I think he’s winning the Who’s More Successful competition lol
March 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Got a FRESH Costco rotisserie chicken, straight out of the oven. Preparing to have a spiritual experience when I eat half of it in my car on the ride home
March 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I can feel the urge to make my own sourdough haunting me. I don’t want to do it! I don’t want to become a person who knows what a “stretch and fold” is. I used to be cool
February 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Self care is not looking at my 401k balance for the next 4 years
February 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Why do I own all these clothes. Who authorized these purchases, what am I supposed to do with so many garments
February 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ok I need to be productive if you see me on here in the next three hours zap me with a cattle prod
February 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Decided to go for a walk and listen to a book to cheer up because it’s so cold and depressing but I’m currently listening to the autobiography of a neurosurgery resident who died of lung cancer immediately after finishing residency. Now I’m even more depressed
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why don’t more musicians write songs about rain? Every time a single droplet of rain falls from the sky, every radio station plays and set fire to the rain. There’s a near guaranteed market for popular rain related songs
February 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I was seated beside a couple with a baby but the flight attendant just moved them. I am now in a completely empty row on an otherwise full flight. I should be very happy but lowkey that baby was funny, I miss her
Once again asking why we board planes Like That
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Once again asking why we board planes Like That
February 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Picked up a friend I haven’t seen in like 10 years in a rental car and he asked if I’d gotten the insurance for it. I said no, he went “but if you had you could basically destroy this thing!” ????? I can’t wait to see what he’s like in another ten years.
February 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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So excited for my federal tax dollars to go exclusively to people and projects I despise
January 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If we have to play the commanders with Kenny Pickett again I will cry
January 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Thank god for women in ministry tbh
For this headline we give you thanks and praise, O God.
January 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m just sorry for those of you who aren’t eagles fans that’s all
January 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My cats favorite foods:

1. Tuna
2. Chicken
3. Fairy lights strung on wire
January 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Supreme court’s stupid btw
January 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The problem with going to law school but choosing not to go into a lucrative/evil practice area is I’m now getting invited to law school friends weddings at Instagram trendy all inclusives in Mexico that are teaching me just how differently people can interpret the phrase “really affordable!”
January 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This aged poorly
Re-entering a Rascal Flatts era. I don’t know what this means but i can tell you it’s going to impact my neighbors negatively
January 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What are the new good stupid holiday movies? I’m in the market for a new cheesy holiday romance with a production budget of $7
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM