Hazel
@analoguehalo.bsky.social
She/Her. 23. Professional Vibe Curator. Menace to society. Terminally online. I mostly just complain about video games honestly.
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mainly the first two but if these gripes were ironed out i'd probably make it a 4+/5 + a ❤️. but i also can't overstate how hard the game hit me as a queer person, especially with how i've been feeling/living lately, i feel like i really needed this.
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
mainly the first two but if these gripes were ironed out i'd probably make it a 4+/5 + a ❤️. but i also can't overstate how hard the game hit me as a queer person, especially with how i've been feeling/living lately, i feel like i really needed this.
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
92: This Bed We Made (2023)
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
92: This Bed We Made (2023)
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
91: True Stories (1986)
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
91: True Stories (1986)
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
90: This Place is a Sh*thole (2025)
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
90: This Place is a Sh*thole (2025)
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
89: Self Reliance (2023)
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
89: Self Reliance (2023)
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
88: Game Night (2018)
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
88: Game Night (2018)
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
87?: Goblin Cleanup - initial early access release (2025)
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
87?: Goblin Cleanup - initial early access release (2025)
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
for all the tedious, insanely specific stuff you need to do to get The Good Ending i guess i thought it would amount to more than a single ~30 second section at the end
the smaller things like there being fewer/no forgotten ones and the phone calls were nice ig but still pretty underwhelming overall
the smaller things like there being fewer/no forgotten ones and the phone calls were nice ig but still pretty underwhelming overall
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
for all the tedious, insanely specific stuff you need to do to get The Good Ending i guess i thought it would amount to more than a single ~30 second section at the end
the smaller things like there being fewer/no forgotten ones and the phone calls were nice ig but still pretty underwhelming overall
the smaller things like there being fewer/no forgotten ones and the phone calls were nice ig but still pretty underwhelming overall
going back for The Good Ending now and hoooly do they give you a shit ton of items on the default difficulty, i ended up hitting the overencumbered threshold in like 15 minutes. i do feel like the perfect difficulty would just be survivalist but without the limited saves, default is way too generous
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
going back for The Good Ending now and hoooly do they give you a shit ton of items on the default difficulty, i ended up hitting the overencumbered threshold in like 15 minutes. i do feel like the perfect difficulty would just be survivalist but without the limited saves, default is way too generous
86: Total Chaos (2025)
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
86: Total Chaos (2025)
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
85: Perry Mason Season 1 (2020)
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
85: Perry Mason Season 1 (2020)
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
84: Weapons (2025)
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
84: Weapons (2025)
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
83: High Society (1956)
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
83: High Society (1956)
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
82: Antivirus PROTOCOL (2025)
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
82: Antivirus PROTOCOL (2025)
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
81: The Pedestrian (2020)
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
81: The Pedestrian (2020)
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
80: Shanghai Massacre (1981)
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
80: Shanghai Massacre (1981)
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
79: An American Werewolf in London (1981)
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
79: An American Werewolf in London (1981)
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
78: Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
78: Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
well that and after finding an evil dungeon under his property, he immediately tries to see if he can add it to his airbnb listing so he can raise the rent
October 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
well that and after finding an evil dungeon under his property, he immediately tries to see if he can add it to his airbnb listing so he can raise the rent
77: Barbarian (2022)
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
77: Barbarian (2022)
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
76: Don't Breathe 2 (2021)
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
76: Don't Breathe 2 (2021)
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5