Hazel
@analoguehalo.bsky.social
She/Her. 23. Professional Vibe Curator. Menace to society. Terminally online. I mostly just complain about video games honestly.
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mainly the first two but if these gripes were ironed out i'd probably make it a 4+/5 + a ❤️. but i also can't overstate how hard the game hit me as a queer person, especially with how i've been feeling/living lately, i feel like i really needed this.
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
mainly the first two but if these gripes were ironed out i'd probably make it a 4+/5 + a ❤️. but i also can't overstate how hard the game hit me as a queer person, especially with how i've been feeling/living lately, i feel like i really needed this.
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
things i did not like about the game (spoilerz) ⬇️
92: This Bed We Made (2023)
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
92: This Bed We Made (2023)
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
a good, short, adventure game that actually made me incredibly emotional at some points. unfortunately the steam tags kind of give away "the mystery" but i still found it to be really enjoyable. more thoughts in replies.
3.5
91: True Stories (1986)
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
91: True Stories (1986)
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
come on, how could i not. seen this movie maybe 5 times now and i love it more each rewatch. so oozing with David Byrne that it's a travesty he hasn't made a movie since. amazing songs, amazing performances, sososo funny. i just love this movie so much man
5/5 ❤️
90: This Place is a Sh*thole (2025)
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
90: This Place is a Sh*thole (2025)
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
this is technically a youtube video but it's on letterboxd so i'm counting it, amazing editing and cinematography that make the most out of such a tiny space (like, two rooms and a hallway), very funny and even has a fun creature design, loved it
4/5
89: Self Reliance (2023)
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
89: Self Reliance (2023)
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
i also watched this like a month ago and liked it
god i love jake johnson so much
3/5 ❤️
88: Game Night (2018)
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
88: Game Night (2018)
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
i watched this like a month ago and liked it 👍
3.5/5
87?: Goblin Cleanup - initial early access release (2025)
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
87?: Goblin Cleanup - initial early access release (2025)
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
they are aiming to make this game too fucking big !!!!! like 5 different zones with 12 levels each is INSANE !!!! that said, right now it's pretty alright, level challenges can be a little annoying but nothing too egregious
so far? like, 3/5
86: Total Chaos (2025)
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
86: Total Chaos (2025)
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
reeaally liked this ! playing on survivalist i thought it had good combat, atmosphere, music, and visuals, the story i'm a bit iffy on especially towards the end but maybe The Good Ending will fix that. there were also a few minor bugs but nothing too bad.
4/5 ❤️
85: Perry Mason Season 1 (2020)
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
85: Perry Mason Season 1 (2020)
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
i know next to nothing about the original show and knew next to nothing about this when going in but i came out liking this a lot ! very good performances all around, the sets, costumes and central narrative were all great. really good show 👍
4/5
84: Weapons (2025)
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
84: Weapons (2025)
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
I liked this a lot ! great performances all around, a surprisingly fun supernatural element, I do feel like the perspective flipping format(?) was done better in the directors last film but its still good here. great movie 👍
4/5
83: High Society (1956)
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
83: High Society (1956)
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
why did bing crosby talk to that little girl like that 🤨. a fun enough movie, a decent enough musical, a very pretty film with all of Kelly's outfits being sosososo gorgeous. need to watch The Philadelphia Story next as i just now learnt this is a remake 👍
3.5/5
82: Antivirus PROTOCOL (2025)
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
82: Antivirus PROTOCOL (2025)
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
perfectly fine, a fun little clicker/idle game, another good way to spend a couple hours while you watch youtube or something on the side. doesn't really do anything different from the 9999 other games like this but eh, it's whatever
3.5/5
81: The Pedestrian (2020)
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
81: The Pedestrian (2020)
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
a fun little puzzle game, maybe a little repetitive in its structure and it didn't click with me as much as i thought it would but still a good way to spend a couple hours 👍
3.5/5
80: Shanghai Massacre (1981)
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
October 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
80: Shanghai Massacre (1981)
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
genuinely i think this is the first of this type of movie i've seen and i thought it was Perfectly Fine. put this on while i was playing warframe and i probably paid more attention to it than the game if that's anything. the dubbed french accents are hilarious btw
2.5/5
79: An American Werewolf in London (1981)
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
79: An American Werewolf in London (1981)
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
coming in only knowing about the practical effects, which really are as good as people say they are, i was pleasantly surprised with this! such an amazing mix of comedy and horror. very good movie 👍
4/5❤️
78: Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
78: Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
this is what it's all about man this is what movies are for.
2.5/5❤️
77: Barbarian (2022)
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
77: Barbarian (2022)
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
really liked this ! balances being very suspenseful and VERY funny incredibly well. Justin Long is so good in this, his character is so detestable which i kind of realised is something i love in a character. anyway, great movie !!
4/5
76: Don't Breathe 2 (2021)
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
76: Don't Breathe 2 (2021)
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5
once again i am watching a series out of order, i will not and cannot be stopped. crazy to have the awful evil dude from the first movie be the protagonist of this one but w/e. adequate action, bad story, just pretty meh honestly
2/5
75: V/H/S Halloween (2025)
full disclosure i did miss like 2.5 of the shorts when it was playing so i can't really give a proper review but i did really like this ! a bunch of """"fun"""", short vignettes, a good mix of styles and subgenres. the family maze one was my favourite i think.
?/5
full disclosure i did miss like 2.5 of the shorts when it was playing so i can't really give a proper review but i did really like this ! a bunch of """"fun"""", short vignettes, a good mix of styles and subgenres. the family maze one was my favourite i think.
?/5
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
75: V/H/S Halloween (2025)
full disclosure i did miss like 2.5 of the shorts when it was playing so i can't really give a proper review but i did really like this ! a bunch of """"fun"""", short vignettes, a good mix of styles and subgenres. the family maze one was my favourite i think.
?/5
full disclosure i did miss like 2.5 of the shorts when it was playing so i can't really give a proper review but i did really like this ! a bunch of """"fun"""", short vignettes, a good mix of styles and subgenres. the family maze one was my favourite i think.
?/5
74: Digital Video Editing with Adobe Premiere Pro: The Real-World Guide to Set Up and Workflow (2020)
i watched this last night and REALLY liked this !!! such a fun concept, surprisingly funny and it even has some scares that got me ! highly highly recommend !
4/5 ❤️
i watched this last night and REALLY liked this !!! such a fun concept, surprisingly funny and it even has some scares that got me ! highly highly recommend !
4/5 ❤️
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
74: Digital Video Editing with Adobe Premiere Pro: The Real-World Guide to Set Up and Workflow (2020)
i watched this last night and REALLY liked this !!! such a fun concept, surprisingly funny and it even has some scares that got me ! highly highly recommend !
4/5 ❤️
i watched this last night and REALLY liked this !!! such a fun concept, surprisingly funny and it even has some scares that got me ! highly highly recommend !
4/5 ❤️
73: Poltergeist (1982)
good movie ! the way it moves from sweet, to funny, to "scary" is really impressive, especially since it's all so well done. I feel like this is very "movie you use to introduce horror to your kids" which i really appreciate. great effects, great cast, great movie 👍
4/5
good movie ! the way it moves from sweet, to funny, to "scary" is really impressive, especially since it's all so well done. I feel like this is very "movie you use to introduce horror to your kids" which i really appreciate. great effects, great cast, great movie 👍
4/5
October 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
73: Poltergeist (1982)
good movie ! the way it moves from sweet, to funny, to "scary" is really impressive, especially since it's all so well done. I feel like this is very "movie you use to introduce horror to your kids" which i really appreciate. great effects, great cast, great movie 👍
4/5
good movie ! the way it moves from sweet, to funny, to "scary" is really impressive, especially since it's all so well done. I feel like this is very "movie you use to introduce horror to your kids" which i really appreciate. great effects, great cast, great movie 👍
4/5
72: Sip Fisher (2025)
cute and fun ! first game in a while to make me want to get back into making games. i just think it'd be fun to make a game with my friends and include a bunch of funny in jokes and references :3 anyway, fun game, sipped the lake
3/5
cute and fun ! first game in a while to make me want to get back into making games. i just think it'd be fun to make a game with my friends and include a bunch of funny in jokes and references :3 anyway, fun game, sipped the lake
3/5
October 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
72: Sip Fisher (2025)
cute and fun ! first game in a while to make me want to get back into making games. i just think it'd be fun to make a game with my friends and include a bunch of funny in jokes and references :3 anyway, fun game, sipped the lake
3/5
cute and fun ! first game in a while to make me want to get back into making games. i just think it'd be fun to make a game with my friends and include a bunch of funny in jokes and references :3 anyway, fun game, sipped the lake
3/5
71: Animal Well (2024)
now THIS is the good shit. sososso fun, sososso rewarding to explore and play, very pretty. maybe the best thing i've played all year? i get the hype. i only wish there were more things like the flute puzzles/secrets, some outer wilds shit that i LIVE for
4.5/5
now THIS is the good shit. sososso fun, sososso rewarding to explore and play, very pretty. maybe the best thing i've played all year? i get the hype. i only wish there were more things like the flute puzzles/secrets, some outer wilds shit that i LIVE for
4.5/5
October 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
71: Animal Well (2024)
now THIS is the good shit. sososso fun, sososso rewarding to explore and play, very pretty. maybe the best thing i've played all year? i get the hype. i only wish there were more things like the flute puzzles/secrets, some outer wilds shit that i LIVE for
4.5/5
now THIS is the good shit. sososso fun, sososso rewarding to explore and play, very pretty. maybe the best thing i've played all year? i get the hype. i only wish there were more things like the flute puzzles/secrets, some outer wilds shit that i LIVE for
4.5/5
70: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
movies are so awesome, man. this movie sucks but also Jason three-stooges-head-bumps two cops and instantly kills them. i bet ending the movie with Freddy Krugers glove went hard as fuck in 1993 (it still does now tbf)
1.5/5
movies are so awesome, man. this movie sucks but also Jason three-stooges-head-bumps two cops and instantly kills them. i bet ending the movie with Freddy Krugers glove went hard as fuck in 1993 (it still does now tbf)
1.5/5
September 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
70: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
movies are so awesome, man. this movie sucks but also Jason three-stooges-head-bumps two cops and instantly kills them. i bet ending the movie with Freddy Krugers glove went hard as fuck in 1993 (it still does now tbf)
1.5/5
movies are so awesome, man. this movie sucks but also Jason three-stooges-head-bumps two cops and instantly kills them. i bet ending the movie with Freddy Krugers glove went hard as fuck in 1993 (it still does now tbf)
1.5/5