Amy Lee Attempts to Write
@amylees.bsky.social
She / Her
Corgi-wrangler. Level 11 Bard/Warlock with a habit of rolling 1s. Writer of fantasy stories. Reader of any stories. Baker. Terrible cook. 🇨🇦
Corgi-wrangler. Level 11 Bard/Warlock with a habit of rolling 1s. Writer of fantasy stories. Reader of any stories. Baker. Terrible cook. 🇨🇦
Pinned
The newbie steps forward, takes a millennial pause, and offers a small wave.
"oh, uh-hi there... I like writing fantasy stories.
I play a warlock/bard at the D&D table. Axford is my favourite TTRPG player.
And, on instagram I have a lego stormtrooper that has adventures.
Want to be friends?"
"oh, uh-hi there... I like writing fantasy stories.
I play a warlock/bard at the D&D table. Axford is my favourite TTRPG player.
And, on instagram I have a lego stormtrooper that has adventures.
Want to be friends?"
August 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I spilled my coffee into my soup.
Prior to that, all my today spills had been single liquid spills.
So, that’s where I’m living.
When is NaddPod going to have another spills episode? … I need to talk to them. @caldy.bsky.social
#clumsy
Prior to that, all my today spills had been single liquid spills.
So, that’s where I’m living.
When is NaddPod going to have another spills episode? … I need to talk to them. @caldy.bsky.social
#clumsy
May 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I spilled my coffee into my soup.
Prior to that, all my today spills had been single liquid spills.
So, that’s where I’m living.
When is NaddPod going to have another spills episode? … I need to talk to them. @caldy.bsky.social
#clumsy
Prior to that, all my today spills had been single liquid spills.
So, that’s where I’m living.
When is NaddPod going to have another spills episode? … I need to talk to them. @caldy.bsky.social
#clumsy
Crow update: there's two now! and they are making the cutest beeping sounds at each other. Love that for them.
May 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Crow update: there's two now! and they are making the cutest beeping sounds at each other. Love that for them.
We saw the crow again, making its cute little chirpy sounds. This time, it visited our back yard and shouted at our dogs, who found this delightful. I hope the crow finds a sweet crow love.
May 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We saw the crow again, making its cute little chirpy sounds. This time, it visited our back yard and shouted at our dogs, who found this delightful. I hope the crow finds a sweet crow love.
Today, while we were walking the corgis, we heard a crow making a neat sound atop a streetlight-- trying to find their true crow love. I hope they find each other soon. Will update you.
May 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Today, while we were walking the corgis, we heard a crow making a neat sound atop a streetlight-- trying to find their true crow love. I hope they find each other soon. Will update you.
My calendar strategy:
Get date in email.
Don’t delete email until date is on whiteboard calendar in kitchen.
At some point later, put whiteboard dates into paper calendar.
Even later, put dates into phone - but only maybe.
Try to remember if I use gCal or iCal.
This is fine. #writerlife
Get date in email.
Don’t delete email until date is on whiteboard calendar in kitchen.
At some point later, put whiteboard dates into paper calendar.
Even later, put dates into phone - but only maybe.
Try to remember if I use gCal or iCal.
This is fine. #writerlife
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My calendar strategy:
Get date in email.
Don’t delete email until date is on whiteboard calendar in kitchen.
At some point later, put whiteboard dates into paper calendar.
Even later, put dates into phone - but only maybe.
Try to remember if I use gCal or iCal.
This is fine. #writerlife
Get date in email.
Don’t delete email until date is on whiteboard calendar in kitchen.
At some point later, put whiteboard dates into paper calendar.
Even later, put dates into phone - but only maybe.
Try to remember if I use gCal or iCal.
This is fine. #writerlife
Ways I've made my corgi angry:
She hurt herself and is not allowed to hop up into her chair.
This. Is. An. Outrage.
We dared take her to the vet and the vet dared thwart her chair-sitting plans.
The mood in the dwelling is tense.
She hurt herself and is not allowed to hop up into her chair.
This. Is. An. Outrage.
We dared take her to the vet and the vet dared thwart her chair-sitting plans.
The mood in the dwelling is tense.
March 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ways I've made my corgi angry:
She hurt herself and is not allowed to hop up into her chair.
This. Is. An. Outrage.
We dared take her to the vet and the vet dared thwart her chair-sitting plans.
The mood in the dwelling is tense.
She hurt herself and is not allowed to hop up into her chair.
This. Is. An. Outrage.
We dared take her to the vet and the vet dared thwart her chair-sitting plans.
The mood in the dwelling is tense.
I am currently trying to convince myself not to eat my cupcake before dinner.
Future me would be so disappointed in past me and people-pleaser me will be disappointed in both mes.
So that’s what’s going on over here.
#writerlife
Future me would be so disappointed in past me and people-pleaser me will be disappointed in both mes.
So that’s what’s going on over here.
#writerlife
March 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I am currently trying to convince myself not to eat my cupcake before dinner.
Future me would be so disappointed in past me and people-pleaser me will be disappointed in both mes.
So that’s what’s going on over here.
#writerlife
Future me would be so disappointed in past me and people-pleaser me will be disappointed in both mes.
So that’s what’s going on over here.
#writerlife
Just in case any other Canadians are looking:
I've swapped over to Marcelle cosmetics and want to share that I am impressed! 🇨🇦
Physicians Formula discontinued a foundation years ago and I've been looking for a replacement since. Who knew it was right here at home!
#BuyCanadian
I've swapped over to Marcelle cosmetics and want to share that I am impressed! 🇨🇦
Physicians Formula discontinued a foundation years ago and I've been looking for a replacement since. Who knew it was right here at home!
#BuyCanadian
March 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just in case any other Canadians are looking:
I've swapped over to Marcelle cosmetics and want to share that I am impressed! 🇨🇦
Physicians Formula discontinued a foundation years ago and I've been looking for a replacement since. Who knew it was right here at home!
#BuyCanadian
I've swapped over to Marcelle cosmetics and want to share that I am impressed! 🇨🇦
Physicians Formula discontinued a foundation years ago and I've been looking for a replacement since. Who knew it was right here at home!
#BuyCanadian
Whelp. I guess we’re spending the day cancelling some subscriptions.
March 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Whelp. I guess we’re spending the day cancelling some subscriptions.
I have just learned that there is gluten in soya sauce.
Now, it’s made out of two things I’m not supposed to eat.
I have chosen to dissociate from the reality where I know this information.
This explains some stuff…
In other news, I’m also going to continue eating cheese.
#dropout
Now, it’s made out of two things I’m not supposed to eat.
I have chosen to dissociate from the reality where I know this information.
This explains some stuff…
In other news, I’m also going to continue eating cheese.
#dropout
February 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I have just learned that there is gluten in soya sauce.
Now, it’s made out of two things I’m not supposed to eat.
I have chosen to dissociate from the reality where I know this information.
This explains some stuff…
In other news, I’m also going to continue eating cheese.
#dropout
Now, it’s made out of two things I’m not supposed to eat.
I have chosen to dissociate from the reality where I know this information.
This explains some stuff…
In other news, I’m also going to continue eating cheese.
#dropout
The best conversation I’ve had today:
Me: Hey, are you still in that meeting?
Them: When they say we have 206 bones, they don’t count the teeth.
Me: … ?
Answers to your questions:
We work in software. No. Not dentistry software.
Yes. They were still in the meeting.
#workhumor #writerlife
Me: Hey, are you still in that meeting?
Them: When they say we have 206 bones, they don’t count the teeth.
Me: … ?
Answers to your questions:
We work in software. No. Not dentistry software.
Yes. They were still in the meeting.
#workhumor #writerlife
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The best conversation I’ve had today:
Me: Hey, are you still in that meeting?
Them: When they say we have 206 bones, they don’t count the teeth.
Me: … ?
Answers to your questions:
We work in software. No. Not dentistry software.
Yes. They were still in the meeting.
#workhumor #writerlife
Me: Hey, are you still in that meeting?
Them: When they say we have 206 bones, they don’t count the teeth.
Me: … ?
Answers to your questions:
We work in software. No. Not dentistry software.
Yes. They were still in the meeting.
#workhumor #writerlife
February 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My personal favourite variety of Kicking Horse Coffee is the Half Ass, half caffeine means I can have two coffees in the day. 🥰 🇨🇦
If you're like me and don't generally go to coffee shops, there is always Kicking Horse Coffee
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WAKE UP. KICK ASS.
Shop Ground & Whole Bean Coffee. All Organic. All Fairtrade Coffee.
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My personal favourite variety of Kicking Horse Coffee is the Half Ass, half caffeine means I can have two coffees in the day. 🥰 🇨🇦
Reposted by Amy Lee Attempts to Write
I don't pretend to know the science behind it, but it's beyond dispute that coffee and tea taste at least 63% better when you're drinking them from your most cherished mug.
February 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I don't pretend to know the science behind it, but it's beyond dispute that coffee and tea taste at least 63% better when you're drinking them from your most cherished mug.
Teachers keep following me and I have to ask. HOW can you tell? Am I giving grade 6 math/science teacher vibes?
Is it the relentless puns?
#teachersky
Is it the relentless puns?
#teachersky
January 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Teachers keep following me and I have to ask. HOW can you tell? Am I giving grade 6 math/science teacher vibes?
Is it the relentless puns?
#teachersky
Is it the relentless puns?
#teachersky
Reposted by Amy Lee Attempts to Write
Any similarity is purely coincidental, right, @questauthority.bsky.social?
January 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Any similarity is purely coincidental, right, @questauthority.bsky.social?
January 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I once rolled five natural 1s in thirteen rolls.
Makes sense that my first roll at #gauntletatthegarden was also a one.
Can I use a luck point?
#dimension20 #dnd #ttrpg #d20
Makes sense that my first roll at #gauntletatthegarden was also a one.
Can I use a luck point?
#dimension20 #dnd #ttrpg #d20
January 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I once rolled five natural 1s in thirteen rolls.
Makes sense that my first roll at #gauntletatthegarden was also a one.
Can I use a luck point?
#dimension20 #dnd #ttrpg #d20
Makes sense that my first roll at #gauntletatthegarden was also a one.
Can I use a luck point?
#dimension20 #dnd #ttrpg #d20
Authors of #booksky, explain your story badly:
Uh oh, the bad guy won and now the heroes need to get. it. together. and, take their kingdom back.
Uh oh, the bad guy won and now the heroes need to get. it. together. and, take their kingdom back.
January 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Authors of #booksky, explain your story badly:
Uh oh, the bad guy won and now the heroes need to get. it. together. and, take their kingdom back.
Uh oh, the bad guy won and now the heroes need to get. it. together. and, take their kingdom back.
Goodbye, NYC. We had a great time!
January 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Goodbye, NYC. We had a great time!
Ahhhh! Can’t wait!
START SPREADING THE NEWS 🌆🌙🗽
Dimension 20: Gauntlet at the Garden is happening TONIGHT! Here's what you need to know:
Dimension 20: Gauntlet at the Garden is happening TONIGHT! Here's what you need to know:
January 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ahhhh! Can’t wait!
It’s an amazing day when it’s Canadian cold in NYC and your friends offer to deliver Levain cookies to your hotel so you don’t have to walk.
#dimension20 #gauntletatthegarden #levain #NYC #dnd
#dimension20 #gauntletatthegarden #levain #NYC #dnd
January 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s an amazing day when it’s Canadian cold in NYC and your friends offer to deliver Levain cookies to your hotel so you don’t have to walk.
#dimension20 #gauntletatthegarden #levain #NYC #dnd
#dimension20 #gauntletatthegarden #levain #NYC #dnd