If that's not a monopoly, I'm not sure what is.

Here's a suggestion. Most hotel offices have scissors. Ask if you can borrow them for a moment.

Pippin's favorite toy is a squid! I'm perplexed as to why sea creatures are so popular as dog toys.

I did the same thing and Pippin the dachshund puppy was out of control as I was getting dressed. Willow, my older dachshund was very happy to snooze in my bed on top of my discarded pajamas. Pippin had to stay in his pen since he's not trustworthy yet. I anticipate returning to a lot of barking!

Whoever he is, he's adorable and he obviously feels right at home in your lap.

Based on personal experience (Mom had Frontal Temporal Dementia & Dad had Alzheimers), I'm afraid he's got a long way to go before he is nearing the end of his dementia. When he no longer recognizes family members & asks the same questions over & over again, you'll know he's dysfunctional.

Nature's salute to "Wicked". It's lovely.

Far be it from me to correct God but I need to amend the song...Only if they aren't fully reacted.

Doesn't help if you're up all night posting nonsense to social media. He needs to get his priorities straight (among other things).

Fentanyl vs. Cocaine. Fentanyl kills. Cocaine makes Don Jr. a happy boy.

I'm sure it won't be the last time your puppy tracks poo through the house. Keep your phone handy. From somebody with a 4 month old pup that tracks something through the house every other day. My robotic vac/mop has saved me.

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Just be careful where you rest your wrist. I've stuck to cookie sheets, dog collars, towel bars and all sorts of other items that are metal. Every time it happens, I'm surprised but then I go and do it again.

Amazing how things keep disappearing... The new Health Plan, the Epstein files.

You could insert a picture of the idiot in the White House and the meme would be just as valid.