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A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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When you're the manager and no one volunteers to come to your birthday party, so 3 months later you force them to attend a self aggrandizing office meeting instead.
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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This is the perfect encapsulation of Trumpism -- because of its obsession with imagery, the White House crew caused a problem but blamed it on other people, leading to MAGA making threats against the United Nations for their own screw up
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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In an effort to make today slightly less terrible, here is a photo of BJ and Judy next to a canister of oats for scale
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is how you write a headline
Rick Scott is pushing an amendment to Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill that would slash $313 billion more from Medicaid, a safety-net program his hospital company was accused of scamming.
Rick Scott Demands More Cuts to Medicaid, Which His Company Allegedly Scammed
Scott says his proposal to slash $313 billion more from Medicaid in Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill will protect the program “for those who truly need it.”
www.rollingstone.com
June 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
F***
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jun 22
JUST IN: The U.S. has completed attacks on three nuclear sites in Iran, President Trump wrote on Truth Social on Saturday.
U.S. completes strikes on Iran nuclear sites, Trump says
The U.S. has completed attacks on three nuclear sites in Iran, President Trump wrote on Truth Social on Saturday.
n.pr
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Update: We've removed the paywall for all ye who enter.
June 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When all the replies are about how horrible the DOGE bros' weed looks. 😂
A photo shared with me earlier of uh, DOGE's legacy at USIP
June 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
May 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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A modest request:

In reports about Trump's endless, lawless exec orders, maybe point out that he *does not have* legal power to do these things.

Trump did not "make it official" or "make good" on this bullying, as @semafor.com contends. He has ZERO official power to do this.

King Canute dept.
May 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
movie u have watched more than six times using gifs

(hard mode no star wars star trek or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
Just read this.
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Omg😍
New Fellowship of the Ring washi tape for SDCC! 🌱🌙🏔️☁️ #lordoftherings
April 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well this is terrifying.
Democrats shld make clear to voters that this gives Musk's private sector employees the power to stop checks to any individual recipient in the US (Soc Sec, vets benefits, Medicare) as well as examine their private financial info. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Senior U.S. official to exit after rift with Musk allies over payment system
A top Treasury career staffer, David A. Lebryk, announced his retirement. Surrogates of Musk’s DOGE effort had sought access to sensitive payment systems.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is that the Lumon branded version of Operation Dylan's kid is playing? 👀 #Severance
January 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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It's Friday. And on Friday... DANCE, we must? 😩
a man with a backpack carrying a small animal on his back
ALT: a man with a backpack carrying a small animal on his back
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Excited we are finally getting season 2 🎉🪇
January 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Nothing says "excellent meetings" like immediately withdrawing your name from consideration. Certainly glad he's out, but I don't have any hope that the next nominee is going to be much better.
BREAKING: Gaetz withdraws from consideration for attorney general.
November 21, 2024 at 5:42 PM