Art Martinez-Tebbel
@amtebbel.bsky.social
You might know me from Friends at the Table, you might know me from real life, you might not know me at all but weird that you ended up here.
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
Say what you will, none of these statements are untrue.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Say what you will, none of these statements are untrue.
I don’t think there’s anything I hate more in media than slavish devotion to continuity. Second place is medium devotion to continuity.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don’t think there’s anything I hate more in media than slavish devotion to continuity. Second place is medium devotion to continuity.
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If the Dems will cave on this there is no right of yours that they will not throw away if it means they can go on vacation.
I hate them with my whole heart.
I hate them with my whole heart.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If the Dems will cave on this there is no right of yours that they will not throw away if it means they can go on vacation.
I hate them with my whole heart.
I hate them with my whole heart.
He’s lost NFL fans the, as a unit, biggest bunch of sniveling boot lickers in all of sports.
Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He’s lost NFL fans the, as a unit, biggest bunch of sniveling boot lickers in all of sports.
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Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
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you don't understand—by reopening the government now, the democrats are ensuring that trump's name will forever be tainted by the odious stink of safe and convenient holiday travel
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
you don't understand—by reopening the government now, the democrats are ensuring that trump's name will forever be tainted by the odious stink of safe and convenient holiday travel
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Trump: I'm dismantling the Constitution, building a paramilitary fascist army loyal only to me, demolishing the White House, and blowing up the US economy for my billionaire cronies
Schumer: Okay, but you have to extend subsidies for corporate health care
Trump: No
Schumer: Okay
Schumer: Okay, but you have to extend subsidies for corporate health care
Trump: No
Schumer: Okay
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump: I'm dismantling the Constitution, building a paramilitary fascist army loyal only to me, demolishing the White House, and blowing up the US economy for my billionaire cronies
Schumer: Okay, but you have to extend subsidies for corporate health care
Trump: No
Schumer: Okay
Schumer: Okay, but you have to extend subsidies for corporate health care
Trump: No
Schumer: Okay
I had a dream about someone giving me a presentation on a baseball TTRPG and as it went on I realized they had kind of made a mechanical Turk around strat o matic baseball.
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I had a dream about someone giving me a presentation on a baseball TTRPG and as it went on I realized they had kind of made a mechanical Turk around strat o matic baseball.
I wonder when Drake will start to get booed at all Toronto sporting events.
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wonder when Drake will start to get booed at all Toronto sporting events.
The My Gym playlist this morning included the kidsbop version or Hot to Go but the original version of YMCA. In case you were wondering what kind of gay stuff they’ll let kids hear about.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The My Gym playlist this morning included the kidsbop version or Hot to Go but the original version of YMCA. In case you were wondering what kind of gay stuff they’ll let kids hear about.
Make your gender markers ungovernable
I am older than gender markers on passports! How do you regulate gender? By making it a form of government ID. It has nothing to do with state security, only regulation
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Make your gender markers ungovernable
“I’ve paid one thousand dollars for a ticket to the Game Awards” would be a good phrase to remember if I ever need to secretly inform someone I’ve been kidnapped.
I asked about Game Awards press tickets in October. Got an email yesterday encouraging me to buy my own, as there were no spares.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“I’ve paid one thousand dollars for a ticket to the Game Awards” would be a good phrase to remember if I ever need to secretly inform someone I’ve been kidnapped.
Bury all these people under the jail
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bury all these people under the jail
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there is a LOT going on here but lord have mercy if you don’t get the fuck out of my good jewish face with ‘judaism is both a religious and a national identity’
i try not to be hyperbolic but this NY daily news editorial board piece saying mayor-elect mamdani better support israel OR ELSE is one of the most appalling things i’ve ever read
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
there is a LOT going on here but lord have mercy if you don’t get the fuck out of my good jewish face with ‘judaism is both a religious and a national identity’
This is so funny. I can’t wait to see who wins this thing ever again.
Fifa to award new ‘peace prize’ in Washington next month on.ft.com/43efnLR
Fifa to award new ‘peace prize’ in Washington next month
Head of football governing body is close ally of Donald Trump, fuelling speculation that US president may be first recipient
on.ft.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is so funny. I can’t wait to see who wins this thing ever again.
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Oh no Rudy's gonna do another 9/11
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh no Rudy's gonna do another 9/11
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Kid can now say “thank you” and “welcome” but has no idea when to deploy these phrases and says them kind of randomly around stuff happening. She also said “awesome” this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Kid can now say “thank you” and “welcome” but has no idea when to deploy these phrases and says them kind of randomly around stuff happening. She also said “awesome” this morning.
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
With Cheney joining Kissinger in whatever place people like that end up what Republican responsible for countless deaths will Democrats cozy up to to show how reasonable they are to a category of swing voters that almost definitely doesn’t exist?
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
With Cheney joining Kissinger in whatever place people like that end up what Republican responsible for countless deaths will Democrats cozy up to to show how reasonable they are to a category of swing voters that almost definitely doesn’t exist?
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Unfortunately, if Cuomo loses tomorrow I will be forced to leave the city that I love. Never again will I walk out of the door of my building and take three total steps on the public sidewalk before entering my private SUV on the way to Zero Bond. Never again will I experience my private box at MSG
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Unfortunately, if Cuomo loses tomorrow I will be forced to leave the city that I love. Never again will I walk out of the door of my building and take three total steps on the public sidewalk before entering my private SUV on the way to Zero Bond. Never again will I experience my private box at MSG
The Happening is going to end up being responsible for a schism in Media Club Plus so severe MFers will think it’s 1054 all over again.
M Night should make The 2appening
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Happening is going to end up being responsible for a schism in Media Club Plus so severe MFers will think it’s 1054 all over again.