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bagel lover, overthinker, loser
I owe a massive apology to Lorde for not vibing with it originally bc as soon as the weather gets warm I'm like "wow it's time to listen to solar power front to back on repeat"
April 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't need everyone to be attracted to me but I do need everyone to think I'm beautiful
April 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
within 5/6ish months of wearing a night guard, I have managed to grind so hard, it's started cracking
April 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
katy perry space mission is literally so goofy how is it something that's actually in reality happening
April 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
AND YOU KNOW I WOULD CROSS THE FUCKIN OCEAN JUST TO RUB IN YOUR FAVORITE SUN TAN LOTION
April 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
set out on a 1.5 mile run and ended up in the 3.5-4 mile range??? just because I felt good???? crazy town
April 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
thinking about how you can control whether or not your ponytail swings while walking... absolutely diabolical
April 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
god I love watching a robot kill her evil idiot boyfriend
April 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I can't stop playing spider solitaire what does this say about my mental health
March 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
have argued with two different men in public this weekend can y'all get it together??
March 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
looking at my own instagram post: wow I'm so fucking cool
March 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
something about being from kansas and living on the east coast is that sometimes it's painfully obvious who's spent any time living in middle america and who hasn't
March 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
saw a video of what I look like from the side and it might have ruined my whole week
March 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
tall curvy women unite
March 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
speaking of: happy sleep token single release day to those who celebrate
to be very clear I only really listen to metal that would make misogynistic metal purists hurt their little fingers typing out death threats so
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
something feels very powerful about listening to metal while walking down the city street
March 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
this is mean but I really hope that when I wear my glasses I look like a hot person who put on glasses as opposed to a glasses wearer does this make sense
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
people always talk about developing a crush on someone who doesn't care if you live or die but developing a crush on someone who actually cares a lot and thinks you're amazing but still doesn't want you??? devastating
March 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I can't believe people fall in love that's so crazy
March 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
questioning my worth and value as a person!!!! as a little pre-birthday treat!!!!!!
March 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
get annoyed at a hypothetical situation where the man who doesn't want me is interested in the woman he met at my birthday party
March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
if I got a switch for my birthday, what games should I get
February 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
mormonism is being 29 and having instagram recommend you follow your college ex boyfriends oldest child
February 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I have a vision of buying blonde and red clip in extensions to do calico hair whenever I want do we see the vision do we think this is possible
February 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I read all the empyrean books in less than a week I feel everything and also nothing
February 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM